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Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

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(He/Him) 80's Kid. Ambivert/Sardonic. love crowds, hate people. OCD. cat lady with 3 chubby psychopaths. I relax by cleaning everything and silently judging your life choices. 🇦🇺🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 Sydney®

Instagram: @nino.igb
Hobby Instagram: @phone.nostalgia.oz

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Niño Guantero @ianngb.bsky.social · Nov 22

It’s been a while since I’ve had a haircut that made me feel genuinely good.

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Welcome back, physical keyboard! I’ll be replacing my personal phone with this for a while. ❤️

#Titan2
#Unihertz

November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Americas next top wanker

Niño Guantero @ianngb.bsky.social · Sep 28

MasterWanker and the classic, So you think you can wank.

Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · Sep 27

The masked wanker

September 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Me and the person at the wheel in my brain

September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

MasterWanker and the classic, So you think you can wank.

Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · Sep 27

The masked wanker

shifter087.bsky.social @shifter087.bsky.social · Sep 27

Wanking with the stars.

September 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Just passing by. Seriously, I swear. . . . Oops!

#iPhone17ProMax 🩶

September 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

For two years. Apple told us Titanium is the best and everything else is garbage. Now we're going back to aluminium! 🤬🤬🤬

Also me. *Pre order 17 pro max.

September 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Essential food shopping, done.

#Saturday

August 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Tonight’s torture. I’m bored. 🌶️

#SaturdayNight

August 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Just renewed my passport this year. For 5 years I annoyed my partner to get a passport, and he finally said yes. ❤️

#Friday
#3DayWeekend

August 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Help. I’m sick, please send nudes. 🤧

July 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Just had tea two hours ago. Now I’m having a midnight snack because I’m bored.

#SaturdayNight

July 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Mood. Cold and hungry.

#Saturday
#Morning
#Winter

July 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Been craving for lamb shanks for weeks. I just plate it, the husband cooked it. 😜

#Winter
#Weekend

July 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

I’m such a nerd for my birthday I treat myself with a kinda expensive retro phone. Ericsson R380s. Back 25 years ago I always wanted this so much.

May 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Good morning Europe! Go
🇩🇰🇦🇹🇱🇺🇲🇹🇪🇸🇫🇮🇬🇧

#Eurovision
#Eurovision2025

May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM

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@ianngb.bsky.social

April 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

I think I’m a master at making Jjapaguri—a big statement!

It’s weird that I have to eat something every time I watch Drag Race. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#Jjapaguri

March 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Just finish my first ranking. Albania enters my top ten and Azerbaijan enters my top fifteen. ❤️

#Eurovision2025
#Basel
#Eurovision

March 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM

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Bluesky

@bsky.app

Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡

Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.

Digital billboard in Boston's subway station that reads: "Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof."

March 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM

Niño Guantero

@ianngb.bsky.social

Some fans criticise Kylie, for not having extravagant production on this tour, But this is wild. Tension tour is unreal. 🤯

#KylieMinogue
#TensionTour
#Sydney