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Ian Maile
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(Mostly) Film Photographer from the Bay Area. Currently using this platform as a gallery and thought catalog. I also make music 🔞

https://youtube.com/@ianmailemusic?si=c2mNSX7uczL0i4QF

@ianmaile on IG and elsewhere
A lot of people don't know this, but the dice game Craps was named that because it was originally played in casino bathrooms.

#craps
#themoreyouknow
February 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Once again it is Valentine's Day, and I hope you have a nice time. I'm going to get Carl's Jr. Chicken Tenders and watch a movie with my grandma ♥️

#filmphotography
#analogphotography
#filmforever
#believeinfilm
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Bogey should've done more comedies 👍🏼
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Some photos from my first roll taken with a Nikon F5

#filmphotography
#analogphotography
#believeinfilm
#filmforever
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I'm a big fan of Couch Straps. They make straps out of repurposed furniture and automobile upholstery. This strap came from an old sofa. I have another strap made of upholstery from a 1978 Thunderbird. Highly recommend.

#couchstraps
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
There's going to be an alternative Puppy Bowl, but it's just a story about how McGruff the Crime Dog joined ICE.

#puppybowl
#woke
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Back in high school my best bud and I tried to get jobs at Hot Topic. We didn't get hired, but our idea if we had been hired was to wear all white clothing and play new age and worship music. I still think it's funny.

(this was back when hot topic was leaning into "Punk"/Goth)

#hottopic
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Disney didn't have to go this hard with a Sid's Room Figurine set, but they did, and I'm thankful

#toystory
#sidsroom
#sid
#toys
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I picked up a Nikon F5, and it's heavy as heck. Sent in my first test roll this morning and I'm excited to see the results.

#nikonf5
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
If there's one thing to be learned from Beetlejuice, it's that ghosts enjoy Harry Belafonte.

#beetlejuice
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I was near Raising Cane's in my area, and a football guy was there. His name is Christian McCaffrey. I said hello. Really nice guy.
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Based on the weather in California lately, the Groundhog had a stroke. As always though, I am prepared for the annual visit from the marmot.

#groundhogday
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
"This is by far the worst experience I've ever had in a theater."

- Abraham Lincoln, after viewing the Melania movie

#melania
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Rest In Peace Catherine O'Hara
After Hours (1985) - Phone Call Scene (8/9) | Movieclips
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January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
My New Year's Resolution is to watch more movies on my watchlist, and these two have been my favorite so far
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Ian Maile
Meow🐱
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
TIL Hamnet is not a sequel to Dragnet.

#hamnet
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I was with my mom and we saw a pillow that said "Mama Tried", but we thought it said "Mama Tired", and TBH that makes way more sense.

#mamatried
#mamatired
January 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If you think about it, Earth was always the Planet of the Apes, unless there were apes on Mars or Jupiter, you know what I mean?
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Reposted by Ian Maile
Floral tones
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I never finished the Illuminatus Trilogy. It's on the docket though.

#filmphotography
#analogphotography
#believeinfilm
#filmforever
#readingissexy
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 AM