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ian @ianisthe.net · Dec 2
i'm going to post normally on this website
overcooked one of my chicken breasts. but it's alright
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
we can’t be silent. worst moral event of our lifetimes is Mr. Peanut coming back
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
tried to get a Buddhist monastery in Taiwan to jump on my new stablecoin. turns out i had no idea what the vibe was like in that community
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
reading Homer Simpson's Wikipedia talk page
September 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by ian
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
you can just lie about things to make people angry
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
reading books… they’re calling me the reader…
August 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
skeeting in the moonlight
August 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
reading Dennis Cooper's The Sluts, got through 200 pages in a day. it so masterfully mimics the net rabbit hole and uses it to great effect to tell this story of anonymity and obsession. so perfectly encapsulates the age of the net that i cannot believe it was written 20 years ago

#booksky
August 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
they call me the Michael of basketball
July 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
there are many books i find you can read
June 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
developed the solution to Roko's Basilisk. it's called Ian's Counterbasilisk. it's a superintelligent AI that will kill everyone who tried to make Roko's Basilisk
May 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
unfortunately in politics you must sometimes support someone who's annoying (David Hogg) when they oppose someone even more annoying (the DNC)
May 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
we're political skeeting now folks. we're doing this
May 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i read a book today. just thought i'd skeet that to all my followers
March 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
they are going to be moving soon. i will keep you guys updated on their location
a good teriyaki place is Nikko Teriyaki on 4710 42nd Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98116. their spicy chicken teriyaki is good
March 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
me at the restaurant: i'll have what i'm having!
February 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
seeing a movie today
February 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
never believed in the kinship of all mankind more than when i'm drunk in the back of an uber. slurring "all men are brothers" while tipping Asad nine dollars
February 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
a bit late
February 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
started reading Underworld by Don DeLillo and started immediately catching myself writing more lists of description about things and trailing off through various stories away from my main point

i write in his voice, skeeter, and there's a shine in my eye that's halfway hackish

#booksky
January 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Kraken won
January 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
i am ordering food for me to eat: some fried chicken.
January 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i am looking at jobs to apply for
January 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Krakens lost
January 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM