If you can’t replace the battery in your smoke detector, maybe don’t make any TikToks giving out life advice. #tiktok

I want him to know it was-a-me #luigi #theadjuster

Arcane was dope. Kids these days don’t know how good they’ve got it. Back in my day Uwe Boll was directing adaptations and Bowser wasn’t even a lizard. #arcane

We all know birds aren’t real, but it’s time we open up about the big grass conspiracy - it’s also not real. Touching it is an impossible quest designed to get you to go outside. It’s all a dirty trick

One day we will hold a funeral for all the boobs lost to ozempic

IYKYK

Captain Kirk to Corsair? #marvel #rumors #x-men

People respond emotionally to how you make them feel. They do not respond logically to what you say (even if/especially if it’s true). I’m seeing a lot of “smart” people willfully miss this crucial point because their moral superiority is more important to them than winning.

So, if someone buys the meme coin at this point do we even feel bad for them anymore?

Hmmm, so the answer to every question is an advertisement now? And tons of straight up wrong answers? Cool.

Sneaking off to get snacks between episodes

Mustaaaaaaaaaard!