Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
Respectfully...

She will never believe I ignored other girls for her, until she became one of them.
Respectfully...

Get yourself a spouse who defends Elon's Nazi salute saying "he said my heart goes out" & "it was a roman salute" because they will walk in on you in the act of cheating and all you have to say is "it's not what it Looks like " and they will believe you, and let u finish...
Idiots

I’m not obligated to stay solid for people who folded on me, understand that.

Disrespectfully

It's weird to realize how many of the gifts in 12 days of christmas are birds. 6 out of the first 7 days, your true love just gives you birds. It's 23 total birds. What if you don't even like birds

Spotify out here telling my business.

I find lying as an adult weird af cause who tf you scared of?

To anybody I offended this year:
Work on yourself so I don't gotta do it again in 2025,

I FW people who laugh for no reason, like damn u retarded too

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#Memes #laugh #mental #humor #jokes #meme #funny

What did your parents tell you as a kid that you found out was a lie when you were an adult? I'll go first: Turning on the car interior light when driving is illegal.

Suspect guilty of yelling "I don't give a fucc" at the top of his lungs and following all the way through with that shit.

We have an EXTREMELY controversial episode dropping tomorrow night. Are you ready?
#IWantAllTheSmoke #kendricklamar #GNX

I just be minding my business next thing you know a payment due😩

Everything is something.
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Who all on here?

Was anyone else expecting Kendrick to drop an album today?

So...is this going to be my replacement for Twitter?