This TRUMP ECONOMY is so bad that even @cnn.com had to turn their website into a subscription to read articles

If the Department of Education is being dismantled, they better take my student loans with them!

Developing: Pennsylvania Burger King chains have updated their slogan:

"Here, snitches get stitches"

When a new supreme rises, the old one fades away

Just waiting on that inmate penpal number! 🥵