Ryan
@iamryanfailla.bsky.social
Songwriter and wanderer.
Michigan
Michigan
The awkwardness of being the only person in a small store
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The awkwardness of being the only person in a small store
Black Friday sales just gonna be what the regular cost of things were last year
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Black Friday sales just gonna be what the regular cost of things were last year
You’re the bomb dot com!
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You’re the bomb dot com!
Shout out to that one person that wrote “stay cool” in my middle school yearbook
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Shout out to that one person that wrote “stay cool” in my middle school yearbook
The horror of someone saying “we need to talk”
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The horror of someone saying “we need to talk”
I just sneezed and no one was around to bless me, am I cooked?
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I just sneezed and no one was around to bless me, am I cooked?
Ahh yes, the good old days of 2024
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ahh yes, the good old days of 2024
Reposted by Ryan
The potato is the most important food.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The potato is the most important food.
When life gives you limes, wonder why it didn’t give you lemons
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When life gives you limes, wonder why it didn’t give you lemons
Only 348 days until Halloween!
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Only 348 days until Halloween!
SNL-core is a genre of music
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
SNL-core is a genre of music
Happy Hour is any hour I’m with you!
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Happy Hour is any hour I’m with you!
That fish’s day is going swimmingly
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That fish’s day is going swimmingly
The third time I got my foot caught in a blender, I finally learned my lesson
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The third time I got my foot caught in a blender, I finally learned my lesson
You’re about as useful as these erasers
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You’re about as useful as these erasers
Life is too short to deal with a cast iron skillet
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Life is too short to deal with a cast iron skillet
The best part of sleeping is being asleep
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The best part of sleeping is being asleep
I believe I have landed on a song I want to release as a single soon(ish)!
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I believe I have landed on a song I want to release as a single soon(ish)!
Let me save that to this floppy disk real quick
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Let me save that to this floppy disk real quick
I’m so addicted to peanut butter
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m so addicted to peanut butter
Hello, what is troubling you today?
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hello, what is troubling you today?
Get in loser, we’re making new music
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Get in loser, we’re making new music
This makes me not want to go there.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This makes me not want to go there.
Love when a package is out for delivery
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Love when a package is out for delivery