Lucas Haake
@iamluckyluca.bsky.social
[RP] The coolest local Wolfgang boi you'll ever meet! Creative Karmastry shenanigans, food and arcades are my vibe.
My spawn code is 9.04.1976 Ad Astra in nerd speak.
Y'all better check THIS @fluxdestiny.bsky.social
My spawn code is 9.04.1976 Ad Astra in nerd speak.
Y'all better check THIS @fluxdestiny.bsky.social
Reposted by Lucas Haake
It is always lovely to see my schoolmates in Wolfgang. Especially when we passed first exam!!!!! Together we are stronger! With @iamluckyluca.bsky.social , Olly and Alex!
June 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It is always lovely to see my schoolmates in Wolfgang. Especially when we passed first exam!!!!! Together we are stronger! With @iamluckyluca.bsky.social , Olly and Alex!
Apparently they arrested a dwarf who was a member of the fortune telling club the other day but he broke free 😶
Now there's a small medium at large 🤣
Now there's a small medium at large 🤣
May 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Apparently they arrested a dwarf who was a member of the fortune telling club the other day but he broke free 😶
Now there's a small medium at large 🤣
Now there's a small medium at large 🤣
10 y/o me had an appetite for destruction for a while. i chose to untie everyone's shoelaces for 3 weeks 😈
May 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
10 y/o me had an appetite for destruction for a while. i chose to untie everyone's shoelaces for 3 weeks 😈
Bless the dinosaur that died and became fossil fuel turned petrol for the car that took a lady to the hospital to give birth to whoever invented milkshakes 🥛👋
May 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Bless the dinosaur that died and became fossil fuel turned petrol for the car that took a lady to the hospital to give birth to whoever invented milkshakes 🥛👋
You know when i signed up for a film shooting project i didn't subject myself into becoming a test dummy for a broken flux destiny filled with hurricanes and storms 😫
at least the food was great though 😙
at least the food was great though 😙
May 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You know when i signed up for a film shooting project i didn't subject myself into becoming a test dummy for a broken flux destiny filled with hurricanes and storms 😫
at least the food was great though 😙
at least the food was great though 😙
Look, i get that quantum karmastry is a little misunderstood, but tell me there's more to a suspicion than the 'quantums were acting dodgy" 😑
May 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Look, i get that quantum karmastry is a little misunderstood, but tell me there's more to a suspicion than the 'quantums were acting dodgy" 😑
Life is like spaghetti, it's hard until you make it 🥴
May 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Life is like spaghetti, it's hard until you make it 🥴
I trust my friends to not hit me with ranged attacks during combat training because friendly fire can't hurt 😊
May 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I trust my friends to not hit me with ranged attacks during combat training because friendly fire can't hurt 😊
I don't like traveling with holy people. They are just too goddamned good.
May 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don't like traveling with holy people. They are just too goddamned good.
My parents said i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want 🥰
Most of the time at least 😔
Most of the time at least 😔
May 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My parents said i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want 🥰
Most of the time at least 😔
Most of the time at least 😔
A ceo of a furniture company just became a prime minister of fortuna.
His first task was to assemble a cabinet.
🤣🤣🤣
His first task was to assemble a cabinet.
🤣🤣🤣
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A ceo of a furniture company just became a prime minister of fortuna.
His first task was to assemble a cabinet.
🤣🤣🤣
His first task was to assemble a cabinet.
🤣🤣🤣
The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. thankfully i'm a knight in shining armor and ready to fend them off for anyone free of charge 😁
May 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. thankfully i'm a knight in shining armor and ready to fend them off for anyone free of charge 😁
After going through a bunch of classical literature on my spare time i've decided to revive the concept of the true knighthood all by myself. 😤
This donkey hotay guy seems pretty funny to me 😄
This donkey hotay guy seems pretty funny to me 😄
May 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
After going through a bunch of classical literature on my spare time i've decided to revive the concept of the true knighthood all by myself. 😤
This donkey hotay guy seems pretty funny to me 😄
This donkey hotay guy seems pretty funny to me 😄
Petition to bring back 'huzzah' when things go your way and 'alas' when things don't 🥰
May 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Petition to bring back 'huzzah' when things go your way and 'alas' when things don't 🥰
I just realized the other day that valor has the funkiest city names out there. i bet somewhere out there is a town called 'Ohmygod' 😆
May 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just realized the other day that valor has the funkiest city names out there. i bet somewhere out there is a town called 'Ohmygod' 😆
Guys how do i battle a ghost?
Just FYI, i will beat this mfer up, that's not a question. i just need to know if someone else has done it before or i have to pioneer this like the first settlers discovering a new continent? 😭
Just FYI, i will beat this mfer up, that's not a question. i just need to know if someone else has done it before or i have to pioneer this like the first settlers discovering a new continent? 😭
May 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Guys how do i battle a ghost?
Just FYI, i will beat this mfer up, that's not a question. i just need to know if someone else has done it before or i have to pioneer this like the first settlers discovering a new continent? 😭
Just FYI, i will beat this mfer up, that's not a question. i just need to know if someone else has done it before or i have to pioneer this like the first settlers discovering a new continent? 😭
They should invent big sticks that don't whisper things like "pick me up and wield me like excalibur" to you on a daily basis when you walk through a park 😔
May 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They should invent big sticks that don't whisper things like "pick me up and wield me like excalibur" to you on a daily basis when you walk through a park 😔
The fastest way you can find out who has a god complex is when they change their pronouns from he/him to He/Him 😐
May 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The fastest way you can find out who has a god complex is when they change their pronouns from he/him to He/Him 😐
Have you ever said or done something in class and it was followed by total silence while the teacher looks at you like they are about to have a crash out?🤔
asked my teacher in 7th grade biology class if the guy who invented evolution evolved into a corpse🙂
i got grounded but it was worth it 😜
asked my teacher in 7th grade biology class if the guy who invented evolution evolved into a corpse🙂
i got grounded but it was worth it 😜
May 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Have you ever said or done something in class and it was followed by total silence while the teacher looks at you like they are about to have a crash out?🤔
asked my teacher in 7th grade biology class if the guy who invented evolution evolved into a corpse🙂
i got grounded but it was worth it 😜
asked my teacher in 7th grade biology class if the guy who invented evolution evolved into a corpse🙂
i got grounded but it was worth it 😜
Arachnophobia is stupid. like just let the spiders get married 😑
May 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Arachnophobia is stupid. like just let the spiders get married 😑
Why were the pyramids built as they were? did they purposely design it so that the homeless people wouldn't sleep on them? seems like they knew the builders would try to spite them after they got fired once it finished 🤔
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Why were the pyramids built as they were? did they purposely design it so that the homeless people wouldn't sleep on them? seems like they knew the builders would try to spite them after they got fired once it finished 🤔
Does anyone else feel uncomfortable walking through a park during the night after hearing 2 drunk guys yelling "there are evil fluxin' trees out there that trap you in dungeons" to you?😟
April 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Does anyone else feel uncomfortable walking through a park during the night after hearing 2 drunk guys yelling "there are evil fluxin' trees out there that trap you in dungeons" to you?😟
I'm that one person to suggest that cannibalism isn't that bad, except me and my friends have been lost for 30 minutes
April 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm that one person to suggest that cannibalism isn't that bad, except me and my friends have been lost for 30 minutes
I forgo that 'ask me anything' was a ding here. lemme try it and throw me anything 😍
April 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I forgo that 'ask me anything' was a ding here. lemme try it and throw me anything 😍
Honestly i think that zombie apocalypse is far more devastating than some random ass galaxy trying to throw itself against us in the near future
April 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Honestly i think that zombie apocalypse is far more devastating than some random ass galaxy trying to throw itself against us in the near future