I have a charger at my desk and don't be using it. Then be mad when phone about die otw home. 🤦🏾♂️
April 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have a charger at my desk and don't be using it. Then be mad when phone about die otw home. 🤦🏾♂️
No one told him to falls asleep before getting his ginger ale. I got mind 🤷🏾♂️
March 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
No one told him to falls asleep before getting his ginger ale. I got mind 🤷🏾♂️
Yeah...no this ain't it. About nap and try this again.
a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
Alt: a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
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March 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Yeah...no this ain't it. About nap and try this again.
My break doesn't start til I get my food and pressed play on my show...
1. What is black math?
March 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My break doesn't start til I get my food and pressed play on my show...
National Margarita Day 1
Me 0
Me 0
February 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
National Margarita Day 1
Me 0
Me 0
$50+ to get home...We'll wait.
February 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
$50+ to get home...We'll wait.
Blueskyless Mario and @itsmejjp.bsky.social look like some Vegas magician who gone make my money magically disappear.
February 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Blueskyless Mario and @itsmejjp.bsky.social look like some Vegas magician who gone make my money magically disappear.
I guess I'll be waiting for Vegas 🫠 @ticketmaster.com I praying for you down fall
a man with glasses and a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car .
Alt: Tiny angry man. Ticketmaster will crumble!
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February 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I guess I'll be waiting for Vegas 🫠 @ticketmaster.com I praying for you down fall
Annalise vs Homelander...say less I'm in! 🍿 youtu.be/mhQcpvKHis4?...
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February 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Annalise vs Homelander...say less I'm in! 🍿 youtu.be/mhQcpvKHis4?...
A possum died in the driveway, Costar read me for filth, I don't have a car right now, and I'm going to miss another show. Throw the whole week away!
January 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A possum died in the driveway, Costar read me for filth, I don't have a car right now, and I'm going to miss another show. Throw the whole week away!
It would save so much time if you just read all the instructions.
January 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It would save so much time if you just read all the instructions.
I'm clearly doing something...
You walked into my office.
You knock on my closed door.
The first thing said is "Are you busy?" or "Are you in a meeting?"
The answer will be a smart ass response
You walked into my office.
You knock on my closed door.
The first thing said is "Are you busy?" or "Are you in a meeting?"
The answer will be a smart ass response
January 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm clearly doing something...
You walked into my office.
You knock on my closed door.
The first thing said is "Are you busy?" or "Are you in a meeting?"
The answer will be a smart ass response
You walked into my office.
You knock on my closed door.
The first thing said is "Are you busy?" or "Are you in a meeting?"
The answer will be a smart ass response
They didn't know it yesterday, but that laptop was staying closed til Monday.
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
They didn't know it yesterday, but that laptop was staying closed til Monday.
I'm supposed to be at home, but here I am on drink 3...
January 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm supposed to be at home, but here I am on drink 3...
Happy New Years...it shouldn't bother me, but it does.
a cartoon character is wearing a white dress with a red bow on the collar .
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a white dress with a red bow on the collar .
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December 31, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Happy New Years...it shouldn't bother me, but it does.
I'm very content with not leaving the house
December 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I'm very content with not leaving the house
Energy. I've been trying to find it all day. This has been my day of rest.
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Energy. I've been trying to find it all day. This has been my day of rest.
There are some employees I hate to see coming 😮💨
December 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
There are some employees I hate to see coming 😮💨
1 week til Beyonce! Oh...and Christmas.
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
1 week til Beyonce! Oh...and Christmas.
Coco said my presence is a present and don't you forget it! 👏🏾
December 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Coco said my presence is a present and don't you forget it! 👏🏾
I should start playing gospel music to trigger myself to start cleaning
December 14, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I should start playing gospel music to trigger myself to start cleaning
I ain't gone forget Kendrick. Let add that now...
December 6, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I ain't gone forget Kendrick. Let add that now...
I really bought a ticket to a show and didn't put it on my calendar. I stood myself up. It just hit me today that I missed it 🤦🏾♂️
December 6, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I really bought a ticket to a show and didn't put it on my calendar. I stood myself up. It just hit me today that I missed it 🤦🏾♂️