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Maybe: Janie
@iamjanie.bsky.social
🇵🇭 🇺🇸Constantly tired and disappointed. I have too much tech, I think. Mostly a baseball girly especially for the ‘23 WS Champs, Texas Rangers. Drink your water.
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Hey.

So…

Did you know you can get free Naloxone online? Honestly, it’s okay to carry it just in case of emergencies.

I mean, you never know.

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Do you ever just have one-sided beef with someone you’ve never met, but you know they’re just annoying?
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don’t trust t-shirt guns.

Remember what happened to Maude Flanders?!?
July 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You know what’s more expensive than a Buc-ees’ rest stop?

Accidentally parking in Vail because you had to go to the bathroom and ended up buying creams and potions.
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Damn I just found out you can get fired just by rolling your eyes. #meangirlmurders
July 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hi
July 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Disgusting
Wow.

Trump says that Texas families who are concerned about the lack of warning before the deadly floods are “evil”: “Only a very evil person would ask a question like that.”

(clip: @atrupar.com)
July 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Would this make a great red lip?
May 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If I bought a glasses case and a phone case from Temu, this is how much it would cost. #TemuTariffs
April 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
#Art

Not pictured: At an EV charging station
February 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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What up people and mostly those I know from Twitter
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February 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My friend just asked her dad for advice for me and I think that’s a beautiful thing.
🥲
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Damn. Altuve didn’t fight hard enough?
Alex Bregman in agreement with the Red Sox
February 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Thank you!!!
Happy birthday
February 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I got the best birthday present today. I am ready to sit down and read this book by @anthonyocampo.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Last day of 43 tells me I need a haircut.

But do I go for bangs?
February 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Stop. This is too funny.
NOW ON CLEARANCE!

Patrick Mahomes jerseys at a DEEP discount!

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February 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
BASEBALL IS BACK BABY!!!!!
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February 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m dumb.

I keep mistaking the Maloofs for the Adelsons, but aren’t the same?

#Mavs #SacKings #LVknights
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I went to the soft opening of Lala Land Kind Cafe. Waiting wasn’t too bad and they were running efficiently. I really like this lavender latte and avocado toast. They even had heart shaped straws!

I also met a new baseball friend who moved here in 2017.
February 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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This 🎺 man says, “I don’t understand why people are like ‘if you are …. swipe left’ when it shouldn’t matter as long as you’re happy together”

Babes, they are giving you their red flags upfront.
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Trying not to use the air conditioner right now.
February 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don’t know if you know but my best prima @herewegolupilu.bsky.social is on here.
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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like I seriously want to know your thought process when deciding to vote against your own interests.
How did you decide Kamala was just TOO pro Israel but the dude who moved the embassy (?) to Jerusalem was decidedly less pro Israel??

go on I’m listening….
February 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM