Dan
iamdanw.bsky.social
Dan
@iamdanw.bsky.social
Celebrity Traitors is fun but I wish there was more of a game to it beyond celebs guessing what the casting decisions are
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Another day at my new job, putting pine cones and thistles on chairs in historic houses
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Buying the Swaffham wind turbine and converting the viewing platform into an Airbnb
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
0 days since last trip to Screwfix
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Please, I'm begging websites to let me login using my password, instead of waiting for a code to be emailed to me
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another great day at my job: inventing new, worse form factors for Dyson hand dryers
September 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The Nick Clegg I'm Not Like Them Even Though I Was Them For A Decade tour
August 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I think it all went downhill from when the "No" buttons got replaced by "Maybe Later" buttons
August 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It's one email Michael, how much water could it possibly consume, 10 litres?
August 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
me: googling "British Transport Police phone number" in a hurry

Google: ✨ "The British Transport Police (BTP) is a specialized national police force responsible for policing the railway network in England, Wales, and Scotland. This includes over 10,000 miles of..."✨

BTP website: it's 999 dumbass
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
That Robbie Williams Planet of the Apes biopic, unironically the best film I've watched so far this year
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Private equity owned YouTuber" and other unexpected phrases
July 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What is going on with the web design for the new Jeremy Corbyn political party, like this is the frontend source code
July 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sainsburys meal deal increasing by 45p means the Bank of England MPC definitely won't reduce interest rates at the next meeting
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Finally watching Oppenheimer and my god this is so boooooring
July 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
CW: this Netflix series contains scenes of Tony Blair from the start, which some viewers may find distressing
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My fav thing about Stanstead is the "remove laptop and liquids from bag" sign next to the "keep laptop and liquids in bag" sign
July 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Shout out to the worst map clustering UI in the world
June 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Disney World's exhibition of George W Bush's paintings of American veterans injured in the War on Terror" www.wdwmagic.com/attractions/...
June 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
June 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am going to invent a revolutionary new device (iPhone that can take photos through a window without the focus going weird)
June 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
As a user, I want to be emailed 'an update from our CEO', so that I can read an update from a random CEO.
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Fine fine I'll binge watch all the films about the 2008 financial crisis again
April 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Vibes Accountancy
March 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
£200 return transatlantic flights are so 2008 recession core
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM