Checking Bluesky after three months

Kyle Rittenhouse needs to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and be quiet.

I didn’t wake up and choose violence.

I’ve been up for three days so violence chose me.

Elon’s new AI will be called ChatGHB.

Wish I had supportive friends that lived closer. I don’t think anyone around here cares about things.

Ah, Bluesky, last bastion of venting.

Don’t worry I won’t engage with any of you, I will leave you alone. I’ll just post my little jokes and then I’ll fuck off.

Every seven seconds, a toxic man makes a woman’s post about himself.

When I get reincarnated

Hey Mango Mussolini, instead of trying to annex Mexico, Canada, Greenland, Poland, etc………

HOW BOUT YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE PUERTO RICO THE 51st STATE, SINCE YOU WANNA GRAB TERRITORY SO BAD

Welp………..brace yourselves, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

I have come up with the following metaphorical scenario for people moving from TikTok to Rednote:

American govt: don’t touch that stove, you’ll burn yourself…matter of fact, I’m gonna turn off the stovetop.

American People: ‘Okay.’

*proceeds to crawl into oven during cleaning cycle*

So is anyone else jumping here from threads like rats on a sinking ship too?

The muskrat is lashing out for people joining Bluesky, so that reminded me to make a new post…..Elon sucks and I’m glad his business is failing

I’m watching an anime called Help! X Was Awful So I Isekai’d Myself Onto Bluesky

How are you guys?