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thinking of getting a nippy piercing
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
my soul ascended while listening to LUX by ROSALIA
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
loving my body day by day :D
October 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
final fantasy tictacs 🫶🏼💕
October 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
hemlo
September 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
hello biski
September 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You / Your Favourite Pokémon
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Let's see you at 21!

i was living my best life. now, i'm going to reclaim it.
August 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
my body insecurities are creeping up again. 😒
August 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
had my keyfob reactivated! too bad they couldn't retain my old rate. oh well, there's no turning back now.
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
bought workout clothes (and a cute jockstrap to match), whey protein supplies, and about to register this week for a gym membership.

im gonna hold on to this momentum and work on my shit.
August 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you were a Pokémon, what would your moveset be and why?

- Hyper Beam, i guess this is a given lol
- Slack Off, i nap a lot
- Scary Face, i have a resting bitch face
- Lick, ehe

I'm likely to be a Fuecoco given the moveset (granted, some are egg moves).
If you were a Pokémon, what would your moveset be and why?

-Frustration - weaponized pettiness 😾
-Work Up - self-motivation 💪
-Rest - I love naps 😴
-Snore - why no likes sleeping in the same room with me lol

Hmm I might be a Wigglytuff irl

Full list: pokemondb.net/move/all
August 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
www.decisionproblem.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ber month na, putangina wala pa rin akong nagawang matino buong taon, lol.
August 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What loot will you drop if you were a monster in an RPG?

Probably antidepressants and antipsychotics. With a side of metformin, lmao. Take my whole medicine pocket!

Also, I'd probably drop an Apple product at 1% rate.
What loot will you drop if you were a monster in an RPG?

Totoro keychains. I realized over the weekend that I have a lot of Totoro keychains.
August 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i'll start my 2026 resolution as early as september.
let's do this! i need to get my shit together.
August 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
uwu
August 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Get to know your bloomfies.
List 10 things you’re into (not in order):

1. Pokémon
2. 2010s MMORPGs
3. Digital art and illustration
4. Photography
5. Powerlifting
6. Fruit shakes
7. Tarot and astrology
8. Pop music
9. Pets (dogs and cats)
10. Coffee and conversations
August 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BARD! maybe a mix of dnd/ffxiv/ragnarok kinda bard.
August 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
we (may have) accidentally opened pandora's box on the other app. pleak. 💀
August 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
the bears (derogatory) on the other app are so messy omg.
August 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
definitely a modern remake of digimon world 3
August 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
lately ive been finding joy working on my day (only) job. i can't understand why but i'm not complaining.

i love my job.
August 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
i got a tattoo appointment on the 17th and i still haven't decided on a design. maybe i go for my old in/kto/ber designs?
August 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
my libido is all over the place. sometimes it's there, sometimes it's nowhere to be found. why can't i be normal. :c
August 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM