HydroSnark, An N2 Violation
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HydroSnark, An N2 Violation
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We are long-time Atomic/Columbia Cup attendees. We are snarky, sarcastic, and occasionally cranky. Where the f$@k are our pomegranate martinis?
The race boats on the brown river go round and round.
July 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Luce, your work is getting beyond embarrassing. 610AM/H1, you need a broadcast producer. Throwing to another announcer who isn’t there, audio buzzing & cut-outs, race commentary that bears no resemblance to reality, & worse of all, WAY TOO MUCH talking/yelling over each other.
July 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
The H1 ‘A’ heats this weekend seem a bit cursed. We offered a Water Follies board member a sage bundle yesterday so they could smudge the place and get rid of any bad juju after JMK’s incident, but the offer wasn’t taken up.
Sage Cleanse GIF
Alt: A young woman waving a small bundle of burning sage in the air.
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July 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Given the way the U-1 Beacon Electric flip in H1 Heat 1A looked like, we hope driver JMK is ok, and just has some bruises.
July 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
That last E-350 heat (formerly known as the 5 liter class) was the best Gran Prix class boats-go-kaput imitation we’ve seen lately.
July 28, 2024 at 12:09 AM
A yellow boat in the T̵r̵a̵b̵a̵n̵t̵ Grand Prix class is out tootling around the course. And has made it back to the pits. Making it back to the pits is not the rarity it used to be for GPs, but is still notable.
July 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
We hope this is not an indication of how the rest of the H1 weekend is going to go. Otherwise, we will have to start the intake of refreshing beverages earlier than anticipated.

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July 26, 2024 at 8:55 PM