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@hydrogenshark.bsky.social
-19, 8/31 - he/him or they/them!
-please don't link this acc with my sfw (if you know it) please <3
-just going to make some WACKY shit (18+ ONLY)
-taken by @markz-i.bsky.social (fatass)
-DMs Open!
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balloon warmup
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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I totally didn't get sloshed on new years and get too hungover to post on it. (truth)

On a more serious note, happy big 26. I don't have any new resolutions but I will continue wishing for simpler times for everyone.
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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bsky.app/profile/hood...

"New Fizz" [3/?]
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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whatever bloats your goat, man
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"hey I should post more"

DOESNT FUCKING DO THAT.

But yeah anyway, have some sketches I made of my stupid idiot plant getting larger
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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completely forgot I drew this
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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(cw hyper butt) 🐰🕺
[ANIMATION]

Lil birthday gift for my hubby @rendergn.bsky.social :3 🧡🤎

Kept trying to convert it into a gif but it kept being too many MB for FA..... sad
ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU LIKE,,,
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
… what do you mean it’s been 3 months since I last posted. What do you mean. WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN

Oh my god I should really post here more 😭 I might post sfw pieces here too idk
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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massive object found floating in public airspace
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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cw// Belly , Butt

Grown ass woman.
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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P a c k e d Bug...

Something about the idea of this shape obtained purely through eating, like you ate SO much SO fast you stretched out into this shape, asldkfjalsdkfj
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Chicken n Gravy would and will always be better than turkey, make sure you grab a slice today!

Happy Thanksgiving y'all :]
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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cw// Hyper butt

Growth tests meow :3c
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Unexpected draw: (Trying to) keep up on the things I said I'd make, but I made this in-between and intended for it to be a simple doodle, only to put so much effort in prettying her up.
I'm very happy with how she came out...
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Hi, apologies for how slow some things are, my cat bit my lil pointing finger so hard it drew blood and cracked my fingernail…
I have some casual Henriette for ya while my finger heals, tho
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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creepa design for #creepafest25
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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*Bug(?) noises*
( With eyelash alts cause we love gay crossdress energy )
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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1/5 (inf)
felix agreed to transport some supplies but they turned out to be heavier than expected will bro make it
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Hi guys. I'm opening comms so I don't get overcharged, because patreon kinda fucked me over
Form is below, fill it out if you want a comm, I'll have a couple open and I'll let you guys know when they're full/closed again.

docs.google.com/forms/d/1ThI...
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Hi guys. I'm opening comms so I don't get overcharged, because patreon kinda fucked me over
Form is below, fill it out if you want a comm, I'll have a couple open and I'll let you guys know when they're full/closed again.

docs.google.com/forms/d/1ThI...
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Berry Bad Night

(Part 1 of Oh god this is long im sorry)
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Sorry for giving up on the October thing.. but... I have another proposal...

I am opening up 5 slots for commissions yaya!!!

(I forgot to add that one of the explicit don'ts is Nsfw parts..)
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Juiceware.
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM