Hyasynth
@hyasynthesized.bsky.social
Trans girl, twitch streamer, undertale speedrunner, and autistic. 21 years old. it/they/she
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Hyasynth
@hyasynthesized.bsky.social
· Aug 1
Whoever decided weird was an insult was probably terribly boring
fuck time. time zones piss me off but theyre better than the alternative. the fact time zones are so political pisses me off but theres no real solution. daylight savings time sucks and the fact it repeats an hour sucks more. just make 13 o clock. and 12 hour time with the am and pm?
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
fuck time. time zones piss me off but theyre better than the alternative. the fact time zones are so political pisses me off but theres no real solution. daylight savings time sucks and the fact it repeats an hour sucks more. just make 13 o clock. and 12 hour time with the am and pm?
I'm not a system but I'm around them a lot and so I've kind of gotten used to how they think and act and I'm starting to find that pretending like I am a system can help me sort out weird emotions and difficult decisions.
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm not a system but I'm around them a lot and so I've kind of gotten used to how they think and act and I'm starting to find that pretending like I am a system can help me sort out weird emotions and difficult decisions.
My social and emotional development has always been about 4 years behind. When I was 16 I was like this isn't right I'm still 12. At 17 I desperately wanted to be 13 again. I didn't feel it at the time at 18 but looking back on my behavior I acted extremely 14 and now I'm 21 and I feel so 17
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My social and emotional development has always been about 4 years behind. When I was 16 I was like this isn't right I'm still 12. At 17 I desperately wanted to be 13 again. I didn't feel it at the time at 18 but looking back on my behavior I acted extremely 14 and now I'm 21 and I feel so 17
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when u have real love in your life mariah carey defrosting stops sounding so annoying and starts sounding like a joy that you'll do anything to get someday
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
when u have real love in your life mariah carey defrosting stops sounding so annoying and starts sounding like a joy that you'll do anything to get someday
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
that's my wife. yes hes a cisgender man but hes still my wife :)
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
that's my wife. yes hes a cisgender man but hes still my wife :)
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actually that thing you liked/disliked is bad/good because i disliked/liked it, checkmate loser
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
actually that thing you liked/disliked is bad/good because i disliked/liked it, checkmate loser
do british stray dogs get sent to the kilogram?
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
do british stray dogs get sent to the kilogram?
love c++ cause youll see std::endl and be like "oh yay a constant that automatically evaluates to \n on linux and \r\n on windows"
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
love c++ cause youll see std::endl and be like "oh yay a constant that automatically evaluates to \n on linux and \r\n on windows"
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
and then c++ will be like fuck you im flushing your buffer and you did it in a loop and now your -O3 code is slower than python
I must not be ragebaited. Bait is the mind-killer. Rage is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage. I will permit the bait to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the rage has gone there will be nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I must not be ragebaited. Bait is the mind-killer. Rage is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage. I will permit the bait to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the rage has gone there will be nothing.
yeah omori is conceptually great and a story for the ages but actually playing the thing? snoreeee. nonexistent fucking pacing. maybe like one hour of story for every 6 you spend fucking around sweethearts castle.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
yeah omori is conceptually great and a story for the ages but actually playing the thing? snoreeee. nonexistent fucking pacing. maybe like one hour of story for every 6 you spend fucking around sweethearts castle.
never met a gay person whos okay at math stg its either math major super autistic about it or borderline dyscalcula no in between
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
never met a gay person whos okay at math stg its either math major super autistic about it or borderline dyscalcula no in between
Do you ever see a political comic where you theoretically agree with the underlying message but the comic is so bad that it honestly almost makes you want to change teams
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Do you ever see a political comic where you theoretically agree with the underlying message but the comic is so bad that it honestly almost makes you want to change teams
you look around and ask why nobody is doing anything to stop it and then you realize youre somebody and thats even scarier
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
you look around and ask why nobody is doing anything to stop it and then you realize youre somebody and thats even scarier
sometimes someone comes along who reminds you that youre more than what the worst people youve ever met did to you and i think thats pretty beautiful
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
sometimes someone comes along who reminds you that youre more than what the worst people youve ever met did to you and i think thats pretty beautiful
🧵I'm tired of the Hatsune Miku thing I don't think it's good for anyone. Notch made minecraft. JK Rowling made Harry Potter. Shayy made Shayy SGS. Erwin Schrodinger made the Schrodinger equation. Sometimes people aren't 100% evil. Sometimes the same person who did unforgivable things also did
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🧵I'm tired of the Hatsune Miku thing I don't think it's good for anyone. Notch made minecraft. JK Rowling made Harry Potter. Shayy made Shayy SGS. Erwin Schrodinger made the Schrodinger equation. Sometimes people aren't 100% evil. Sometimes the same person who did unforgivable things also did
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I must not react to dumb news takes. Reacting to dumb news takes is the context killer
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I must not react to dumb news takes. Reacting to dumb news takes is the context killer
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Just tried to follow a cheesecake recipe only to realize once it was too late to back out it was AI generated and missing steps so I had to improvise my way through based on the parts of the slop that were stolen from real recipes and general baking knowledge. It's in the oven right now.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just tried to follow a cheesecake recipe only to realize once it was too late to back out it was AI generated and missing steps so I had to improvise my way through based on the parts of the slop that were stolen from real recipes and general baking knowledge. It's in the oven right now.
ketchup isnt available what are you putting on your fries
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ketchup isnt available what are you putting on your fries
1/ when someone puts on a mask of being a kind and empathetic person and uses that mask to hurt people, it results in a strange kind of grief when the mask slips. the person your grieving, the kind one, doesnt actually exist, and are just a construct of a heinous person.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
1/ when someone puts on a mask of being a kind and empathetic person and uses that mask to hurt people, it results in a strange kind of grief when the mask slips. the person your grieving, the kind one, doesnt actually exist, and are just a construct of a heinous person.
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and yes this is a tweet!!
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
and yes this is a tweet!!
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
how did swiss miss instant piss end up as a vocal stim for me
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
how did swiss miss instant piss end up as a vocal stim for me