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@hyalophoran.bsky.social
jay/cj | 29 | white | ♑ | he/him (tme)
please dont follow if you're under 18! not a nsfw acct but i make adult jokez
please dont follow if you're under 18! not a nsfw acct but i make adult jokez
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@hyalophoran.bsky.social
· Jul 5
im the fourth dimensional beings' favorite primitive organism to psychologically torture ✌️😜
ugly sobbing on my way home from work because the assistant manager and her daughter bought me a cute little pink christmas tree and some ornaments because last xmas id mentioned how i was looking at one but couldnt afford to get it
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ugly sobbing on my way home from work because the assistant manager and her daughter bought me a cute little pink christmas tree and some ornaments because last xmas id mentioned how i was looking at one but couldnt afford to get it
my moms ability to understand what a kid could handle regarding serious convos was seriously so out of whack lol like apparently she felt her 12 yr old absolutely needed to know their dad was threatened with a gun but telling them he has mental health stuff was a convo that could wait til adulthood
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
my moms ability to understand what a kid could handle regarding serious convos was seriously so out of whack lol like apparently she felt her 12 yr old absolutely needed to know their dad was threatened with a gun but telling them he has mental health stuff was a convo that could wait til adulthood
togachako toga toga togachako toga toga
i cant stop this feeling
i cant stop this feeling
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
togachako toga toga togachako toga toga
i cant stop this feeling
i cant stop this feeling
travis brings up the prisoners dilemma so much and its pretty much never in the right context
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
travis brings up the prisoners dilemma so much and its pretty much never in the right context
i have Got to throw this thing into a trash compactor
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i have Got to throw this thing into a trash compactor
the message in monsters university was very real and grounded and something you really dont see a lot of in movies like that, and its such a heavy but valuable lesson to learn. it came out like right before i started senior year of hs and it really struck a chord and stuck with me as someone who
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the message in monsters university was very real and grounded and something you really dont see a lot of in movies like that, and its such a heavy but valuable lesson to learn. it came out like right before i started senior year of hs and it really struck a chord and stuck with me as someone who
jan brett definitely influenced my aesthetic preferences to some degree, the way she weaved little sidestories into the borders of her illustrations stuck with me so heavily as a kid. her books are something i always remember so clearly out of all the books that were read to us in school
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
jan brett definitely influenced my aesthetic preferences to some degree, the way she weaved little sidestories into the borders of her illustrations stuck with me so heavily as a kid. her books are something i always remember so clearly out of all the books that were read to us in school
blah blah blah im not saying this as a joke i think i genuinely have brain damage
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
blah blah blah im not saying this as a joke i think i genuinely have brain damage
american entitlement and individualism exacerbated by capitalist manufactured scarcity and fomo making people believe humanity is inherently bad and perpetuating the individualist mindset thus furthering materialism and keeping the capitalist structure afloat trapped in a cycle words words words
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
american entitlement and individualism exacerbated by capitalist manufactured scarcity and fomo making people believe humanity is inherently bad and perpetuating the individualist mindset thus furthering materialism and keeping the capitalist structure afloat trapped in a cycle words words words
i wanna pee where the people fart
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i wanna pee where the people fart
bag of bacon bits and bag of chips lunch
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
bag of bacon bits and bag of chips lunch
twilight princess was the sorta foundational zelda game for me as a kid (played oot and majoras but was too young to really appreciate them til later) so TP link has always been my favorite link design
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
twilight princess was the sorta foundational zelda game for me as a kid (played oot and majoras but was too young to really appreciate them til later) so TP link has always been my favorite link design
they might be giants lemon demon (neil cicierega) jack stauber tally hall
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
they might be giants lemon demon (neil cicierega) jack stauber tally hall
i think im just kinda sick of wanting to kill myself but not doing it, but not trying to improve anything either. crazy ass unstoppable force vs immoveable object situation. god thats really what it is huh. i always think of myself as the dog so angry it cant move
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i think im just kinda sick of wanting to kill myself but not doing it, but not trying to improve anything either. crazy ass unstoppable force vs immoveable object situation. god thats really what it is huh. i always think of myself as the dog so angry it cant move
can keep wishing for therapy but it doesnt make me any better of a person if i dont go and do it. just kinda wish i had anyone to hold my hand and help guide me to it. never got to have one but now as an adult im expected to grow up and not need one. it just feels kinda unfair
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
can keep wishing for therapy but it doesnt make me any better of a person if i dont go and do it. just kinda wish i had anyone to hold my hand and help guide me to it. never got to have one but now as an adult im expected to grow up and not need one. it just feels kinda unfair
words float in my head so strangely its like im not thinking the thoughts that i put down on paper. like my brain and my self and my thoughts are all seperate entities
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
words float in my head so strangely its like im not thinking the thoughts that i put down on paper. like my brain and my self and my thoughts are all seperate entities
break the cycle shit not that easy innit 😛 speciqlly not for a binch who gives up easy
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
break the cycle shit not that easy innit 😛 speciqlly not for a binch who gives up easy
the "hide and pretend it doesnt exist until it goes away" tactic unfortunately does not work as an adult in the real world. in fact it makes things worse usually
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the "hide and pretend it doesnt exist until it goes away" tactic unfortunately does not work as an adult in the real world. in fact it makes things worse usually
only thing to look forward to is death blart LOL
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
only thing to look forward to is death blart LOL
making myself feel worse on purpose
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
making myself feel worse on purpose
teens these days complaining about there tiktok broke yeah well my grandpa got exploded 100 times every day by bombs in The War
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
teens these days complaining about there tiktok broke yeah well my grandpa got exploded 100 times every day by bombs in The War
fear of pain is fucking hilarious coming from a guy who cuts himself regularly
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
fear of pain is fucking hilarious coming from a guy who cuts himself regularly
i just dont understand why god would put the desire to die so strongly in my head but wont give me the will to carry it out besides this being a punishment. death would be so freeing but i have to live and suffer
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i just dont understand why god would put the desire to die so strongly in my head but wont give me the will to carry it out besides this being a punishment. death would be so freeing but i have to live and suffer
miss when i didnt feel like a fool for holding onto fleeting moments of hope
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
miss when i didnt feel like a fool for holding onto fleeting moments of hope