Phil Hunter
@hunterxvx.bsky.social
The horrors persist. Alas, so must I.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The horrors persist. Alas, so must I.
Women still haven’t learned not to touch strangers babies! 🤬
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Women still haven’t learned not to touch strangers babies! 🤬
2am feed. Just had to take the baby with me and do a sit down wee!
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
2am feed. Just had to take the baby with me and do a sit down wee!
I’m pretty sure that turning your collar up to protect against inclement weather is the most adult thing you can do.
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m pretty sure that turning your collar up to protect against inclement weather is the most adult thing you can do.
I hate when I come online and there’s some sort of Americaball happening.
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hate when I come online and there’s some sort of Americaball happening.
Letter off the council telling me to trim my hedge after someone reported it.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence this is a couple of days after a visit from the Labour Party. The woman looked very put out after I told her I was a Green Party member.
Convinced it was them. Fuming.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence this is a couple of days after a visit from the Labour Party. The woman looked very put out after I told her I was a Green Party member.
Convinced it was them. Fuming.
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Letter off the council telling me to trim my hedge after someone reported it.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence this is a couple of days after a visit from the Labour Party. The woman looked very put out after I told her I was a Green Party member.
Convinced it was them. Fuming.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence this is a couple of days after a visit from the Labour Party. The woman looked very put out after I told her I was a Green Party member.
Convinced it was them. Fuming.
I was watching the latest Star Wars Lego series with Elliott. He asked me about some of the “creative choices” that seemed odd to him. I told him it was because the series is basically an advert to sell those toys (UCS Death Star etc). He was disgusted and said to turn it off!
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I was watching the latest Star Wars Lego series with Elliott. He asked me about some of the “creative choices” that seemed odd to him. I told him it was because the series is basically an advert to sell those toys (UCS Death Star etc). He was disgusted and said to turn it off!
Bored on the bus while taking my bay for an ear test so I’m arguing on Facebook with middle age women FEWMING a remembrance service has been cancelled. The legion cancelled it themselves because they couldn’t get insurance but don’t let that stop Pauline and Shirley!
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Bored on the bus while taking my bay for an ear test so I’m arguing on Facebook with middle age women FEWMING a remembrance service has been cancelled. The legion cancelled it themselves because they couldn’t get insurance but don’t let that stop Pauline and Shirley!
Hearing Skyrim music and thinking about another play through…
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October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hearing Skyrim music and thinking about another play through…
I really enjoyed V/H/S Halloween. I think found footage is the only way to scare people these days.
October 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I really enjoyed V/H/S Halloween. I think found footage is the only way to scare people these days.
The heating’s on.
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October 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The heating’s on.
My theory on why practical effects are better than cgi come from when I realised a lot of old school effects literally use techniques from magic tricks. You know you’re seeing a trick but how? With cgi it’s just oh, it’s cgi.
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My theory on why practical effects are better than cgi come from when I realised a lot of old school effects literally use techniques from magic tricks. You know you’re seeing a trick but how? With cgi it’s just oh, it’s cgi.
I’ve said I’ll DJ tonight but my better half is feeling uncomfortable and in a bit of pain so we’re like “is this it? Is this it?” I’ve moved “the case” downstairs but her waters haven’t broken so I think we’re ok but we’ll see… 😬
October 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’ve said I’ll DJ tonight but my better half is feeling uncomfortable and in a bit of pain so we’re like “is this it? Is this it?” I’ve moved “the case” downstairs but her waters haven’t broken so I think we’re ok but we’ll see… 😬
That poor family are going to spend years removing random buckets from her grave instead of flowers aren’t they?
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
That poor family are going to spend years removing random buckets from her grave instead of flowers aren’t they?
My wife is more than 8 months pregnant. Yesterday, on a very crowded bus, a drunk man repeatedly told her to “Go back where she came from” and nobody said a fucking thing.
October 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My wife is more than 8 months pregnant. Yesterday, on a very crowded bus, a drunk man repeatedly told her to “Go back where she came from” and nobody said a fucking thing.
“I hope this email finds you well.”
“How did it find me at all?”
“How did it find me at all?”
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“I hope this email finds you well.”
“How did it find me at all?”
“How did it find me at all?”
Imagine talking shit about me and I’m just in my room like this.
September 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Imagine talking shit about me and I’m just in my room like this.
He wants his ex to have the kids the same weekend her husband is out of the country.
a woman is crying and the words bad people slasher are behind her
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September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He wants his ex to have the kids the same weekend her husband is out of the country.
Didn’t get raptured. Dog shit night’s sleep. Booked my taxi an hour too early. Forgot my earbuds.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Didn’t get raptured. Dog shit night’s sleep. Booked my taxi an hour too early. Forgot my earbuds.
She wants to put the heating on…
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September 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
She wants to put the heating on…
Turned a bit cold. Can we even outlast September before putting the heating on with 2 Malaysians in the house?
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Turned a bit cold. Can we even outlast September before putting the heating on with 2 Malaysians in the house?
The house over the road has a big Union Jack in the front window. I saw the guy who lives there. He looks extremely divorced.
September 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The house over the road has a big Union Jack in the front window. I saw the guy who lives there. He looks extremely divorced.
Me in work, depressed.
“My job is making me depressed.”
Me at home, depressed.
“Oh no.”
“My job is making me depressed.”
Me at home, depressed.
“Oh no.”
September 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me in work, depressed.
“My job is making me depressed.”
Me at home, depressed.
“Oh no.”
“My job is making me depressed.”
Me at home, depressed.
“Oh no.”
When I say “I’ve got that dog in me” this is what I mean.
September 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
When I say “I’ve got that dog in me” this is what I mean.