Joseph Iacovone
@humphreylee.bsky.social
Nerd. Cat dad. Gym rat. Punk. Vertebrate. Gamer. Card seller. Pro wrestling fan. Hominid. Streamer. Comic book reader. Anthropoid. Yakuza enjoyer. Chai/Coffee Drinker. OK cook. Sentient Meat Puppet. Thesaurus Owner.
Come see me at Twitch.tv/humphreylee81
Come see me at Twitch.tv/humphreylee81
Did you know the planet indeed has an asshole, and it just always happens to be in the same space that Sean Hannity’s face is occupying at any given time? Science is weird.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Did you know the planet indeed has an asshole, and it just always happens to be in the same space that Sean Hannity’s face is occupying at any given time? Science is weird.
Well, I always wondered if American politics would stoop this low that I would ever ask this question but here we are:
So how many kids do you think the President fucked? Like double-digits?
So how many kids do you think the President fucked? Like double-digits?
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Well, I always wondered if American politics would stoop this low that I would ever ask this question but here we are:
So how many kids do you think the President fucked? Like double-digits?
So how many kids do you think the President fucked? Like double-digits?
Chuck Schumer should never again order a bagel in New York that does not have some volume of feces schmeered on it by the time it gets handed to him over the counter.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Chuck Schumer should never again order a bagel in New York that does not have some volume of feces schmeered on it by the time it gets handed to him over the counter.
Me, messing around with my new ear buds: “Siri, would you ever turn me into the Feds?”
Siri: “I’m going to need you to unlock your phone to answer that?”
Me: “That’s what a Cop would say, Siri.”
So, yeah, I just verified what we all already knew.
Siri: “I’m going to need you to unlock your phone to answer that?”
Me: “That’s what a Cop would say, Siri.”
So, yeah, I just verified what we all already knew.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me, messing around with my new ear buds: “Siri, would you ever turn me into the Feds?”
Siri: “I’m going to need you to unlock your phone to answer that?”
Me: “That’s what a Cop would say, Siri.”
So, yeah, I just verified what we all already knew.
Siri: “I’m going to need you to unlock your phone to answer that?”
Me: “That’s what a Cop would say, Siri.”
So, yeah, I just verified what we all already knew.
A Muslim becoming Mayor of NYC should present a lot of opportunity from your bigoted “friends” to show you their true colors to know to cull them from your lives. Seize it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A Muslim becoming Mayor of NYC should present a lot of opportunity from your bigoted “friends” to show you their true colors to know to cull them from your lives. Seize it.
Wrapping up Death Stranding 2 finally.
Dear Kojima San,
What the fuck? For realsies?
Signed,
Me. Also, what the fuck.
Dear Kojima San,
What the fuck? For realsies?
Signed,
Me. Also, what the fuck.
October 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wrapping up Death Stranding 2 finally.
Dear Kojima San,
What the fuck? For realsies?
Signed,
Me. Also, what the fuck.
Dear Kojima San,
What the fuck? For realsies?
Signed,
Me. Also, what the fuck.
Believe me, no one is more disappointed about the No Rapture thing than us, you sobbing Fundie Milksops. Then we wouldn’t have to deal with your miserable asses ruining this place for the rest of us anymore. Be right next time, for fuck’s sakes.
September 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Believe me, no one is more disappointed about the No Rapture thing than us, you sobbing Fundie Milksops. Then we wouldn’t have to deal with your miserable asses ruining this place for the rest of us anymore. Be right next time, for fuck’s sakes.
Jesse Watters is the personality equivalent of erectile dysfunction. And the physical embodiment of it for that matter.
September 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Jesse Watters is the personality equivalent of erectile dysfunction. And the physical embodiment of it for that matter.
K-Pop Demon Hunters was better than the Fantastic Four movie (which I also enjoyed) and I now want that franchise to also crossover into the MCU.
September 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
K-Pop Demon Hunters was better than the Fantastic Four movie (which I also enjoyed) and I now want that franchise to also crossover into the MCU.
Dean Cain looks like if some HGH impregnated some Botox and they had a racist baby. His face looks like what happens if someone has a botched Brazilian Butt Lift but on the other end. The one mofo in ICE that should be wearing a mask and won’t.
August 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dean Cain looks like if some HGH impregnated some Botox and they had a racist baby. His face looks like what happens if someone has a botched Brazilian Butt Lift but on the other end. The one mofo in ICE that should be wearing a mask and won’t.
Dear every stupid fucking media outlet out there,
Don’t you think it would have been a good idea to go this hard on the shit gibbon being a fucking pedo before the whole “election that made him the most powerful man on the planet,” you dumb fucks?
Signed,
Fuck you, do your jobs finally, I guess
Don’t you think it would have been a good idea to go this hard on the shit gibbon being a fucking pedo before the whole “election that made him the most powerful man on the planet,” you dumb fucks?
Signed,
Fuck you, do your jobs finally, I guess
July 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dear every stupid fucking media outlet out there,
Don’t you think it would have been a good idea to go this hard on the shit gibbon being a fucking pedo before the whole “election that made him the most powerful man on the planet,” you dumb fucks?
Signed,
Fuck you, do your jobs finally, I guess
Don’t you think it would have been a good idea to go this hard on the shit gibbon being a fucking pedo before the whole “election that made him the most powerful man on the planet,” you dumb fucks?
Signed,
Fuck you, do your jobs finally, I guess
Poor goddamn Adam Cole, that fat sonuvabitch.
July 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Poor goddamn Adam Cole, that fat sonuvabitch.
In like 15 years, if we are rebooting Superman yet again, I want Mark Briscoe to be Pa Kent.
July 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In like 15 years, if we are rebooting Superman yet again, I want Mark Briscoe to be Pa Kent.
Every time I see Kristi Noem it reminds me that I haven’t watch Brazil in many years…
June 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Every time I see Kristi Noem it reminds me that I haven’t watch Brazil in many years…
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Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do.
So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.
So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.
I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️
toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
June 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do.
So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.
So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.
I believe Jesus had a parable about this when it comes to helping the desperate in need, in one of the Matthews if I remember correctly, when he simply and gracefully stated, “fuck ‘em.” This is a MAGA translation, of course.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
GOP Senator Begs for Disaster Aid as FEMA Snubs Another Red State
Sen. Josh Hawley begged Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to help approve FEMA aid for Missouri, after deadly tornadoes struck the state.
www.rollingstone.com
May 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I believe Jesus had a parable about this when it comes to helping the desperate in need, in one of the Matthews if I remember correctly, when he simply and gracefully stated, “fuck ‘em.” This is a MAGA translation, of course.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Oh shit, the Pope is statistically likely to own 1.6 guns. Now he’s packing more than just the word of God. A modern Church for modern times.
May 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Oh shit, the Pope is statistically likely to own 1.6 guns. Now he’s packing more than just the word of God. A modern Church for modern times.
For the record, I actually really liked our Woke Pope. But you have to admit, taking out the guy in the big white hat would be some pretty huge street cred. There’s a reason that Ezio is the most popular lead in all the Assassin’s Creed games after all.
April 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
For the record, I actually really liked our Woke Pope. But you have to admit, taking out the guy in the big white hat would be some pretty huge street cred. There’s a reason that Ezio is the most popular lead in all the Assassin’s Creed games after all.
JD Vance is so objectively lame that he took something as objectively Metal as killing the Pope and made it feel dirty and sad.
April 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
JD Vance is so objectively lame that he took something as objectively Metal as killing the Pope and made it feel dirty and sad.
I am glad that at this stage in my life I am probably closer to going to a concentration camp for talking shit about a presidential administration on aocial media than taking a vacation in Japan. Everything is so gooooooooooood out there. Just dandy.
April 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am glad that at this stage in my life I am probably closer to going to a concentration camp for talking shit about a presidential administration on aocial media than taking a vacation in Japan. Everything is so gooooooooooood out there. Just dandy.
Any event that culminates in that racist shitbag Strom Thurmond being even further pushed into the basement of history to be disrespected and then forgotten is a good one. Good work, Book.
April 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Any event that culminates in that racist shitbag Strom Thurmond being even further pushed into the basement of history to be disrespected and then forgotten is a good one. Good work, Book.
First day off in 12 days, worked 350 hours in 6 weeks, feel like I have been hit by a train. Upside to the shit state of everyday life in the US right now is that I am generally extra energetic thanks to rage fuel and will fist fight that fucking train, especially if it has a big R on it.
March 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
First day off in 12 days, worked 350 hours in 6 weeks, feel like I have been hit by a train. Upside to the shit state of everyday life in the US right now is that I am generally extra energetic thanks to rage fuel and will fist fight that fucking train, especially if it has a big R on it.
One small segment that I hate about every day life right now is that I don’t even have the taste to listen to one of my favorite podcasts - Behind the Bastards - because every hour I’m presented with a news story about what some total shitbag is doing to make the world worse for everyone else.
March 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
One small segment that I hate about every day life right now is that I don’t even have the taste to listen to one of my favorite podcasts - Behind the Bastards - because every hour I’m presented with a news story about what some total shitbag is doing to make the world worse for everyone else.
I went on a tangent about enshittification last week and let me add to that a, holy shit, why does any online vendor fucking use Shop.app still? It is hands down the most buggy & crashy middle-man piece of shit ever, & yet half the sites out there use it. They make $$ off this garbage? We’re doomed
March 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I went on a tangent about enshittification last week and let me add to that a, holy shit, why does any online vendor fucking use Shop.app still? It is hands down the most buggy & crashy middle-man piece of shit ever, & yet half the sites out there use it. They make $$ off this garbage? We’re doomed
Toni Storm has been the best thing about pro wrestling for a year now and I’m not even sure it’s particularly close.
March 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Toni Storm has been the best thing about pro wrestling for a year now and I’m not even sure it’s particularly close.