Humbug and Toby
@humbugandtoby.bsky.social
We're very handsome Shetland ponies with a lot to say! Here for friendship, not politics!
Buy our book "Watch Out, He Bites!" Published by Austin Macaulay Publishers Ltd
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Buy our book "Watch Out, He Bites!" Published by Austin Macaulay Publishers Ltd
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X - @HumbugAndToby
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Pals... Today is the day our book 'Watch Out He Bites!' is published!!
#ExcitedEars
Here's me reading our copy to Momma G... Toby is in the back printing more, as it's already sold out on Amazon and in some big bookshops!
Don't worry, more will be available very soon! ☺️
(Hurry up Toby...!)
#ExcitedEars
Here's me reading our copy to Momma G... Toby is in the back printing more, as it's already sold out on Amazon and in some big bookshops!
Don't worry, more will be available very soon! ☺️
(Hurry up Toby...!)
One for Taz's fan club! 💖
After 2 days of staying in because of the weather, he was delighted to see grass again yesterday, and turned into a big snorty Welsh dragon! 😂
After 2 days of staying in because of the weather, he was delighted to see grass again yesterday, and turned into a big snorty Welsh dragon! 😂
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
One for Taz's fan club! 💖
After 2 days of staying in because of the weather, he was delighted to see grass again yesterday, and turned into a big snorty Welsh dragon! 😂
After 2 days of staying in because of the weather, he was delighted to see grass again yesterday, and turned into a big snorty Welsh dragon! 😂
Pals! We've got a pet eagle!
He got all wet in the heavy rain yesterday, so he sheltered in the stable overnight. Toby was a bit worried about being eaten, but I think 'Eddie' was more interested in drying out.
(Momma G says he's a young kestrel. Isn't he beautiful?)
He got all wet in the heavy rain yesterday, so he sheltered in the stable overnight. Toby was a bit worried about being eaten, but I think 'Eddie' was more interested in drying out.
(Momma G says he's a young kestrel. Isn't he beautiful?)
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Pals! We've got a pet eagle!
He got all wet in the heavy rain yesterday, so he sheltered in the stable overnight. Toby was a bit worried about being eaten, but I think 'Eddie' was more interested in drying out.
(Momma G says he's a young kestrel. Isn't he beautiful?)
He got all wet in the heavy rain yesterday, so he sheltered in the stable overnight. Toby was a bit worried about being eaten, but I think 'Eddie' was more interested in drying out.
(Momma G says he's a young kestrel. Isn't he beautiful?)
We're all having a lovely duvet day on account of the heavy rain and strong winds! We're not complaining, we've got delicious hay and a lovely big bed! 😊
Stay safe and warm pals! 💝
#StormClaudia
Stay safe and warm pals! 💝
#StormClaudia
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We're all having a lovely duvet day on account of the heavy rain and strong winds! We're not complaining, we've got delicious hay and a lovely big bed! 😊
Stay safe and warm pals! 💝
#StormClaudia
Stay safe and warm pals! 💝
#StormClaudia
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My Fave Human is home for the weekend, so to prevent her from bathing and trimming me, I persuaded Taz to take her for a bimble up on the moors! 🤭
#ThanksTaz
#ThanksTaz
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My Fave Human is home for the weekend, so to prevent her from bathing and trimming me, I persuaded Taz to take her for a bimble up on the moors! 🤭
#ThanksTaz
#ThanksTaz
Look out Toby, she's coming! 😬
(She wanted to admire Toby's new tail-style! Or laugh at it! 😂)
#FoalSpam
#FavouriteUncles
(She wanted to admire Toby's new tail-style! Or laugh at it! 😂)
#FoalSpam
#FavouriteUncles
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Look out Toby, she's coming! 😬
(She wanted to admire Toby's new tail-style! Or laugh at it! 😂)
#FoalSpam
#FavouriteUncles
(She wanted to admire Toby's new tail-style! Or laugh at it! 😂)
#FoalSpam
#FavouriteUncles
SHE BIT ME!
THE BABY!
SHE BIT ME!
ON THE BUM!
I don't know whether to be outraged or proud! 🤭
THE BABY!
SHE BIT ME!
ON THE BUM!
I don't know whether to be outraged or proud! 🤭
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
SHE BIT ME!
THE BABY!
SHE BIT ME!
ON THE BUM!
I don't know whether to be outraged or proud! 🤭
THE BABY!
SHE BIT ME!
ON THE BUM!
I don't know whether to be outraged or proud! 🤭
I was an absolute angel for Mr Farrier yesterday! Toby's human had a lesson in taking off shoes (Mr Farrier says it's an important skill for horse owners to have) and the baby had her first trim! What a day!
#AllAboutTheFeet
#AllAboutTheFeet
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I was an absolute angel for Mr Farrier yesterday! Toby's human had a lesson in taking off shoes (Mr Farrier says it's an important skill for horse owners to have) and the baby had her first trim! What a day!
#AllAboutTheFeet
#AllAboutTheFeet
She might be the cutest ever baby girl, but she's got heck of a fine set of whiskers on her! 😂
#WhiskersWednesday
#FoalSpam
#WhiskersWednesday
#FoalSpam
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
She might be the cutest ever baby girl, but she's got heck of a fine set of whiskers on her! 😂
#WhiskersWednesday
#FoalSpam
#WhiskersWednesday
#FoalSpam
Isla and Stellar are now sharing our paddock to save Stellar having to escape through the fence to get to us!
She spent yesterday tormenting Uncle Toby and he was a bit exhausted by bedtime!
#UncleDuties
#FoalSpam
#TallerThanUsBoth
She spent yesterday tormenting Uncle Toby and he was a bit exhausted by bedtime!
#UncleDuties
#FoalSpam
#TallerThanUsBoth
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Isla and Stellar are now sharing our paddock to save Stellar having to escape through the fence to get to us!
She spent yesterday tormenting Uncle Toby and he was a bit exhausted by bedtime!
#UncleDuties
#FoalSpam
#TallerThanUsBoth
She spent yesterday tormenting Uncle Toby and he was a bit exhausted by bedtime!
#UncleDuties
#FoalSpam
#TallerThanUsBoth
Momma G's ranting about Christmas ads on telly and festive songs in shops already!
But I reminded her that we need all of our lovely followers to buy our book for their friends for Christmas!
(The proceeds from the first will pay to publish the second!)
#WatchOutHeBites
But I reminded her that we need all of our lovely followers to buy our book for their friends for Christmas!
(The proceeds from the first will pay to publish the second!)
#WatchOutHeBites
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Momma G's ranting about Christmas ads on telly and festive songs in shops already!
But I reminded her that we need all of our lovely followers to buy our book for their friends for Christmas!
(The proceeds from the first will pay to publish the second!)
#WatchOutHeBites
But I reminded her that we need all of our lovely followers to buy our book for their friends for Christmas!
(The proceeds from the first will pay to publish the second!)
#WatchOutHeBites
Toby was having a very undignified bum-wash this morning, so I was offering moral support (and eating his treats! 😋)
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Toby was having a very undignified bum-wash this morning, so I was offering moral support (and eating his treats! 😋)
Taz has already finished his breakfast, but his Spidey Senses detected a snack bar in Momma G's pocket! 😋🍫
November 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Taz has already finished his breakfast, but his Spidey Senses detected a snack bar in Momma G's pocket! 😋🍫
Spooky things are wandering around at Humbug Hall... 💀
What was that? 🫣
Toby, did you hear something? 👻
Toby...?
👀
#Spooky
#HappyHalloween
What was that? 🫣
Toby, did you hear something? 👻
Toby...?
👀
#Spooky
#HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Spooky things are wandering around at Humbug Hall... 💀
What was that? 🫣
Toby, did you hear something? 👻
Toby...?
👀
#Spooky
#HappyHalloween
What was that? 🫣
Toby, did you hear something? 👻
Toby...?
👀
#Spooky
#HappyHalloween
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Heck Toby... I thought you were a tiger! 🐯
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Heck Toby... I thought you were a tiger! 🐯
Stellar is making the most of what is probably the only bit of sunshine we'll see today! 🌦️
#FoalSpam
#SleepyFoal
#FoalSpam
#SleepyFoal
October 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Stellar is making the most of what is probably the only bit of sunshine we'll see today! 🌦️
#FoalSpam
#SleepyFoal
#FoalSpam
#SleepyFoal
Something weird has happened with the clocks overnight... We don't know if breakfast is early, late, supper or al fresco!
Until we work it all out we'd better eat Taz's haynets... Shame you can't reach, Toby! They're delicious! 😋
#BritishSummertimeClockWeirdness
Until we work it all out we'd better eat Taz's haynets... Shame you can't reach, Toby! They're delicious! 😋
#BritishSummertimeClockWeirdness
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Something weird has happened with the clocks overnight... We don't know if breakfast is early, late, supper or al fresco!
Until we work it all out we'd better eat Taz's haynets... Shame you can't reach, Toby! They're delicious! 😋
#BritishSummertimeClockWeirdness
Until we work it all out we'd better eat Taz's haynets... Shame you can't reach, Toby! They're delicious! 😋
#BritishSummertimeClockWeirdness
Stellar would like everyone to know that she's got a new smart rug, which seems to help her enjoy zoomies around the field! 😁
(Video courtesy of Joanna!)
#FoalSpam
(Video courtesy of Joanna!)
#FoalSpam
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Stellar would like everyone to know that she's got a new smart rug, which seems to help her enjoy zoomies around the field! 😁
(Video courtesy of Joanna!)
#FoalSpam
(Video courtesy of Joanna!)
#FoalSpam
Don't look now Toby, but there's someone sneaking up on us! 👀
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Don't look now Toby, but there's someone sneaking up on us! 👀
The weather is awful today; our advice is to be like Isla and Stellar, and stay in bed!
#BeMoreStellar
#BeMoreStellar
October 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The weather is awful today; our advice is to be like Isla and Stellar, and stay in bed!
#BeMoreStellar
#BeMoreStellar
If we stare at the door for long enough maybe she'll take the hint and put us in the field...
In my opinion she's spending way too much time flinging poo approximately in the direction of the wheelbarrow 🙄
#GrumpyEars
#HostageSituation
In my opinion she's spending way too much time flinging poo approximately in the direction of the wheelbarrow 🙄
#GrumpyEars
#HostageSituation
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
If we stare at the door for long enough maybe she'll take the hint and put us in the field...
In my opinion she's spending way too much time flinging poo approximately in the direction of the wheelbarrow 🙄
#GrumpyEars
#HostageSituation
In my opinion she's spending way too much time flinging poo approximately in the direction of the wheelbarrow 🙄
#GrumpyEars
#HostageSituation
Starting your week with a small handsome pony improving the view! ☺️
#YoureWelcome
#YoureWelcome
October 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Starting your week with a small handsome pony improving the view! ☺️
#YoureWelcome
#YoureWelcome
Taz and Bess are in a new paddock today and Taz went to meet the neighbours... Doofus forgot about the zappy fence! 😂⚡😂
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Taz and Bess are in a new paddock today and Taz went to meet the neighbours... Doofus forgot about the zappy fence! 😂⚡😂