e.g. Alice Lastname
@humanthejake.bsky.social
Tell us a bit about yourself
If you know what I’m saying then you know more than I do
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you know what I’m saying then you know more than I do
My hurt heads
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My hurt heads
Not only is not Wednesday, it’s not even Thursday
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Not only is not Wednesday, it’s not even Thursday
It’s almost breakfast
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It’s almost breakfast
I recommend Death by Lightning
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I recommend Death by Lightning
Does anyone know where my headphones are?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Does anyone know where my headphones are?
I’m listening to italo disco and you’re not 🤭
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m listening to italo disco and you’re not 🤭
I like that my kitchen sink faucet has a spray option so that I can make a big mess when washing the dishes
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I like that my kitchen sink faucet has a spray option so that I can make a big mess when washing the dishes
Some days you just have to let your stuffy nose win
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Some days you just have to let your stuffy nose win
So much of my days are spent cleaning my kitchen
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So much of my days are spent cleaning my kitchen
✨Good Vibes Only✨
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
✨Good Vibes Only✨
Watching a tv show
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Watching a tv show
Sorry for responding
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sorry for responding
I’m the villain in your story and I’m the villain in mine too. I love stories.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’m the villain in your story and I’m the villain in mine too. I love stories.
I would never die on a hill or any landmass for that matter
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I would never die on a hill or any landmass for that matter
Make sure to follow me on twitter, instagram, Facebook, my alt instagram, and threads for all my brilliance
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Make sure to follow me on twitter, instagram, Facebook, my alt instagram, and threads for all my brilliance
I am a child of divorce in that the divorce itself birthed me from the void
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I am a child of divorce in that the divorce itself birthed me from the void
Moi féline is more forthcoming with cuddles ever since the weather has reached a less than warm climate
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Moi féline is more forthcoming with cuddles ever since the weather has reached a less than warm climate
I love inhaling and exhaling vapors
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love inhaling and exhaling vapors
Ion want you if you’re not charged
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ion want you if you’re not charged
I’m over thinking
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m over thinking
You really can’t say nothing anymore
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You really can’t say nothing anymore
I don’t really take jokes seriously. Sorry.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I don’t really take jokes seriously. Sorry.
People don’t ignore me as much as I would prefer
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
People don’t ignore me as much as I would prefer