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Commander Shepard
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If someone had told me this morning that a toothbrush would save the Normandy, I would have been very skeptical.
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• Mass Effect RP
• Detailed
• Ships? The Normandy
• MDNI

“I should go.”
Happy New Year, Sky gang
January 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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"𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒏."

> 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑰𝒏𝒇𝒐
> 𝑴𝒖𝒏 𝑰𝒏𝒇𝒐
> 𝑹𝑷 𝑰𝒏𝒇𝒐
> 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾
> 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒓
December 29, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Garrus: so, Shepard, who do you think is the most dangerous person in the galaxy?

Shepard: That has to be Liara.

Wrex: Because she would throw you across the room if you displease her?

Garrus: I think he meant because she could start a war in less than a second.

Wrex: So, not in bed then?
December 7, 2024 at 11:08 PM
“I’m Commander Shepard… and Ryncol is my favorite drink on the Cit—Cidatel… Cida—uh, the Citadel. Yeah, that’s the one… the Citadel.”
December 7, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Zeelo'Gisel vas Shedor
Former Migrant Fleet Marines

-Mass Effect RP (Post Reaper Invasion)
-SFW (NSFW in dms)
-18+ writers only
-semi detailed/detailed roleplays preferred
-plot based

🔁/🗨️ = Starter or DM for plotting
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 AM
“A short ride feels a lot longer when Liara lectures Javik like his teacher and he provokes her like a bored kid.”
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 AM
“Folded like a pretzel? Sounds like you can handle yourself just fine. Patriarch’s protection definitely makes a statement. But if you’re the one doing the folding, that’s an even stronger message.”
Thank you, Commander. But I think I’ll be alright. Last time someone tried anything they got folded like a uhm.. preztel? by a Talon merc.

I don’t think anyone will try anything when I’m sitting in my little nook next to Patriarch. I do plan on visiting the Citadel eventually however!

Miya
“If you’re homesick, Purgatory might be worth a visit. It’s more civilized than Afterlife. Still intense, but without the chaos. Could give you some space to think without someone coming up behind you to punch you for no reason.”
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
“If you’re homesick, Purgatory might be worth a visit. It’s more civilized than Afterlife. Still intense, but without the chaos. Could give you some space to think without someone coming up behind you to punch you for no reason.”
Sinuses are clearing up, but now I’m homesick, too much time to think. I may go to Afterlife when I’ve bounced back, not for the drinks mind you

I like the music, and there’s a Krogan calling themselves ‘Patriarch’ who looks out for me, great storyteller too, as I’m sure most Krogan are.

Miya
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December 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
“Guess I’d embarrassed myself enough on the dance floor, so he took it upon himself to teach me—under the pretext that it wasn’t fair to be the better shot and the better dancer.”
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November 29, 2024 at 1:18 AM
“Society turned a blind eye. Humans of the time let this… odd form of entertainment—memes—dictate the future. It took a bad sense of humor on digital networks and enough wealth to fool an entire species. You’d think humanity would’ve been smart enough by now to stop following the likes of him.”
November 28, 2024 at 2:44 AM
“Thought about hosting Thanksgiving, but then I remembered the last time we all gathered in the apartment…

Jack and Miranda nearly blew each other to pieces over mashed potatoes and EDI gave Joker a fun fact about digestion that ruined dinner for everybody.”
November 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᵃᵈʳⁱᶠᵗ ᵃᵐᵒⁿᵍ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ˢᵗᵃʳˢ, ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵗⁱᵈᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ˢʰᵒᵃˡˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵘˢᵗ, ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵ ᵇᵉᵍᵃⁿ. ᴷᵉᵉˡᵃʰ ˢᵉ'ˡᵃⁱ.
November 26, 2024 at 8:29 AM
“My dance moves might be questionable, but the music in Purgatory doesn’t exactly help. It’s like trying to groove to a distress signal. What am I supposed to do with that noise?”
November 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
“Driving the Mako is less ‘all-terrain’ and more ‘hold on for dear life.’”
November 24, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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❝ As the stardust that made me, so shall I find my own light within. ❞

✦ Sometimes posts OOC
✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
✦ Ships w/ good chemistry
✦ Will match RP style
✦ Casual & serious RP
✦ Friendly
✦ Writer is 18+

#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian

🔃appreciated!
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
“A 21st century visionary, if you can even call it that. He thought he could colonize Mars without ever understanding how to manage Earth. If he were here now, he would be trying to build shuttles using scrap metal from a Krogan junkyard and demanding a seat on the Council.”
November 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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EVERY BODY SHUT UP AND WISH MASS EFFECT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
“Elon Musk is basically the Illusive Man. Big ego, obsessed with saving humanity… except Musk is still stuck on Earth. Guess the Reapers grounded his space plans. Turns out, you can’t out-Tweet extinction.

..Clearly been spending too much time with Joker—my sense of humor’s going straight to hell.”
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
“If EDI starts calling ChatGPT her ‘preferred processing unit,’ we might need to stage an intervention.”
November 19, 2024 at 12:20 AM
• Mass Effect RP
• Detailed
• Ships? The Normandy
• MDNI

“I should go.”
November 18, 2024 at 12:54 PM