Humanitycritic
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https://jamesat50.substack.com/
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As someone who had to abandon booze for several reasons, I'm always in awe when someone at least 20 years my senior loads up their grocery cart with cases of beer. I'd be dead if I kept drinking like that. Motherfuckers must have the regenerative abilities of wolverine and shit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
As someone who had to abandon booze for several reasons, I'm always in awe when someone at least 20 years my senior loads up their grocery cart with cases of beer. I'd be dead if I kept drinking like that. Motherfuckers must have the regenerative abilities of wolverine and shit.
I sawa story about those detention centers the Trump administration is using solely for the babies and toddlers of detained immigrants.
Not for nothing, but any Democrat running for President that doesn't pledge to throw Trump administration folks in jail isn't getting my vote.
Not for nothing, but any Democrat running for President that doesn't pledge to throw Trump administration folks in jail isn't getting my vote.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I sawa story about those detention centers the Trump administration is using solely for the babies and toddlers of detained immigrants.
Not for nothing, but any Democrat running for President that doesn't pledge to throw Trump administration folks in jail isn't getting my vote.
Not for nothing, but any Democrat running for President that doesn't pledge to throw Trump administration folks in jail isn't getting my vote.
That Maya Angelou quote is the realest thing ever uttered. People will always show you who they are.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That Maya Angelou quote is the realest thing ever uttered. People will always show you who they are.
I'm glad to see Glenn Youngkin go. So many popular porn sites flat out restricted Virginians from their sites because of Youngin's crusade against porn. A dude like me was forced to adjust.
Who knew I'd have to become Matthew Broderick from "War Games" just to access titties.
Who knew I'd have to become Matthew Broderick from "War Games" just to access titties.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm glad to see Glenn Youngkin go. So many popular porn sites flat out restricted Virginians from their sites because of Youngin's crusade against porn. A dude like me was forced to adjust.
Who knew I'd have to become Matthew Broderick from "War Games" just to access titties.
Who knew I'd have to become Matthew Broderick from "War Games" just to access titties.
I've been reading, "Only God Can Judge Me: The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur". It reminds me of the Manning Marable book on Malcolm X, in that both books peel away layers of myth and zeroes in on the complexities and contradictions of the man. It's an intriguing read.
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I've been reading, "Only God Can Judge Me: The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur". It reminds me of the Manning Marable book on Malcolm X, in that both books peel away layers of myth and zeroes in on the complexities and contradictions of the man. It's an intriguing read.
The Jay Jones texts are awful.
That said, besides being a sexual assaulting felon. As well as a guy who started an insurrection & jokes about Paul Pelosi's near death - anyone who supports Trump, a President who pardoned Blackwater folks who committed war crimes - should sit the Jay Jones stuff out
That said, besides being a sexual assaulting felon. As well as a guy who started an insurrection & jokes about Paul Pelosi's near death - anyone who supports Trump, a President who pardoned Blackwater folks who committed war crimes - should sit the Jay Jones stuff out
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Jay Jones texts are awful.
That said, besides being a sexual assaulting felon. As well as a guy who started an insurrection & jokes about Paul Pelosi's near death - anyone who supports Trump, a President who pardoned Blackwater folks who committed war crimes - should sit the Jay Jones stuff out
That said, besides being a sexual assaulting felon. As well as a guy who started an insurrection & jokes about Paul Pelosi's near death - anyone who supports Trump, a President who pardoned Blackwater folks who committed war crimes - should sit the Jay Jones stuff out
Grocery have gone up, American children are getting zip-tied, countless people have lost their jobs and millions are about to lose their health care. And the President is on Epstein's list.
Of course, Jay Jones mentioned Trump countless times tonight. Miyares is a Trump whore.
Of course, Jay Jones mentioned Trump countless times tonight. Miyares is a Trump whore.
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Grocery have gone up, American children are getting zip-tied, countless people have lost their jobs and millions are about to lose their health care. And the President is on Epstein's list.
Of course, Jay Jones mentioned Trump countless times tonight. Miyares is a Trump whore.
Of course, Jay Jones mentioned Trump countless times tonight. Miyares is a Trump whore.
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Heartbreaking: Neo-soul legends Angie Stone and D’Angelo both passed away in 2025, just 7 months apart. Stone died in March at 63. D’Angelo died today at 51. They shared a son together. An entire generation’s soundtrack, gone. Rest in power to both 🕊️💔
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Heartbreaking: Neo-soul legends Angie Stone and D’Angelo both passed away in 2025, just 7 months apart. Stone died in March at 63. D’Angelo died today at 51. They shared a son together. An entire generation’s soundtrack, gone. Rest in power to both 🕊️💔
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R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
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Winsome Earle-Sears was on track to lose.
Tonight she made sure of it.
Vote, Virginia.
Vote for Abigail Spanberger.
Tonight she made sure of it.
Vote, Virginia.
Vote for Abigail Spanberger.
October 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Winsome Earle-Sears was on track to lose.
Tonight she made sure of it.
Vote, Virginia.
Vote for Abigail Spanberger.
Tonight she made sure of it.
Vote, Virginia.
Vote for Abigail Spanberger.
Spanberger should have had better answers on the Jay Jones and Trans stuff. And with the limited time, she needed to have more succinct answers. But Sears' relentless interrupting just highlights how desperate her campaign is. Spanberger still wins this. #VaGovDebate
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Spanberger should have had better answers on the Jay Jones and Trans stuff. And with the limited time, she needed to have more succinct answers. But Sears' relentless interrupting just highlights how desperate her campaign is. Spanberger still wins this. #VaGovDebate
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Trump just got Letitia James indicted despite insiders leaking that the case against her is incredibly weak. He had to get his handpicked stooge to do it. This only shows how corrupt the whole thing truly is:
October 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump just got Letitia James indicted despite insiders leaking that the case against her is incredibly weak. He had to get his handpicked stooge to do it. This only shows how corrupt the whole thing truly is:
Someone on tiktok, referring to the authoritarian Trump regime, said, "This is the timeline where Biff got the almanac."
Well said.
Well said.
September 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Someone on tiktok, referring to the authoritarian Trump regime, said, "This is the timeline where Biff got the almanac."
Well said.
Well said.
It's always sad whenever someone dies. I'm sure you've heard the news, everyone is talking about it.
R.I.P to Polly Holiday, who played "Flo" on "Alice".
R.I.P to Polly Holiday, who played "Flo" on "Alice".
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's always sad whenever someone dies. I'm sure you've heard the news, everyone is talking about it.
R.I.P to Polly Holiday, who played "Flo" on "Alice".
R.I.P to Polly Holiday, who played "Flo" on "Alice".
My friend is what I'd call a weed connoisseur. The other day, he offered me a weed strain that was called "80's Cocaine".
Look, I don't do well with run of the mill Marijuana. I always feel like I'm a step away from an ER visit. So I very kindly told him to "fuck off".
Look, I don't do well with run of the mill Marijuana. I always feel like I'm a step away from an ER visit. So I very kindly told him to "fuck off".
September 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My friend is what I'd call a weed connoisseur. The other day, he offered me a weed strain that was called "80's Cocaine".
Look, I don't do well with run of the mill Marijuana. I always feel like I'm a step away from an ER visit. So I very kindly told him to "fuck off".
Look, I don't do well with run of the mill Marijuana. I always feel like I'm a step away from an ER visit. So I very kindly told him to "fuck off".
@thembithembi.bsky.social Thembi!!!! How ya been?
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
@thembithembi.bsky.social Thembi!!!! How ya been?
This is random as hell, but modern-day Nelly Furtado is thicker than grandma's gumbo.
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August 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This is random as hell, but modern-day Nelly Furtado is thicker than grandma's gumbo.
I'm Humanitycritic, and I endorse this message.
I'm Humanitycritic, and I endorse this message.
I have to learn how to take a compliment. Too many times, whenever someone compliments me on my quest to make body look like an unadulterated fuck machine, I'll say some version of "I'm just trying to stay alive."
Motherfucker, just say "Thank you" and keep it pushing.
Motherfucker, just say "Thank you" and keep it pushing.
August 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have to learn how to take a compliment. Too many times, whenever someone compliments me on my quest to make body look like an unadulterated fuck machine, I'll say some version of "I'm just trying to stay alive."
Motherfucker, just say "Thank you" and keep it pushing.
Motherfucker, just say "Thank you" and keep it pushing.
I don't read angry texts from people that I care about. It stops me from saying something nasty back, and they get to feel catharsis by getting whatever the fuck that was off of their chest. Wins all around.
July 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don't read angry texts from people that I care about. It stops me from saying something nasty back, and they get to feel catharsis by getting whatever the fuck that was off of their chest. Wins all around.
My lady, calling me after sending me pictures of her out with friends:
Her: What did you think? Also, you're on speakerphone!
Me: Gotcha. That said, I would totally eat your ass through that dress.
Her: Jesus Christ.
Her: What did you think? Also, you're on speakerphone!
Me: Gotcha. That said, I would totally eat your ass through that dress.
Her: Jesus Christ.
July 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My lady, calling me after sending me pictures of her out with friends:
Her: What did you think? Also, you're on speakerphone!
Me: Gotcha. That said, I would totally eat your ass through that dress.
Her: Jesus Christ.
Her: What did you think? Also, you're on speakerphone!
Me: Gotcha. That said, I would totally eat your ass through that dress.
Her: Jesus Christ.
Some words I jotted down concerning podcasters who are trying to distance themselves from their Trump support - and how we shouldn't let them do it.
open.substack.com/pub/jamesat5...
open.substack.com/pub/jamesat5...
“You don’t get to take the uniform off and pretend you weren’t part of it.”
We can't let podcasters who platformed and promoted Donald Trump distance themselves from the shitshow
open.substack.com
July 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Some words I jotted down concerning podcasters who are trying to distance themselves from their Trump support - and how we shouldn't let them do it.
open.substack.com/pub/jamesat5...
open.substack.com/pub/jamesat5...
If I had a time machine, my journey would be inspired by "Back to the Future". The only difference is that I would make sure that the parents of the guy who created karaoke never met.
I'm sitting in my wing spot, listening to a 50+ Karen butcher H-Town's "Knockin' da Boots.
I'm sitting in my wing spot, listening to a 50+ Karen butcher H-Town's "Knockin' da Boots.
July 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If I had a time machine, my journey would be inspired by "Back to the Future". The only difference is that I would make sure that the parents of the guy who created karaoke never met.
I'm sitting in my wing spot, listening to a 50+ Karen butcher H-Town's "Knockin' da Boots.
I'm sitting in my wing spot, listening to a 50+ Karen butcher H-Town's "Knockin' da Boots.
I just found out that you can talk chatgp into giving you certain porn information. You just have to word things carefully.
You know you're a seasoned piece of shit when you're one step ahead of technology.
You know you're a seasoned piece of shit when you're one step ahead of technology.
July 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I just found out that you can talk chatgp into giving you certain porn information. You just have to word things carefully.
You know you're a seasoned piece of shit when you're one step ahead of technology.
You know you're a seasoned piece of shit when you're one step ahead of technology.
My homegirl at work is dating a guy who likes to have things inserted into the most notorious of orifices. Because of this, I've nicknamed him "Peggy".
I met him recently, it was quite the herculean task not to call him that. I feel like I should win an award or something.
I met him recently, it was quite the herculean task not to call him that. I feel like I should win an award or something.
June 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My homegirl at work is dating a guy who likes to have things inserted into the most notorious of orifices. Because of this, I've nicknamed him "Peggy".
I met him recently, it was quite the herculean task not to call him that. I feel like I should win an award or something.
I met him recently, it was quite the herculean task not to call him that. I feel like I should win an award or something.