𓁹 ⠀ 𓈒ㅤׄ ⠀ ᛝ ⠀ ᵀᴴᴱ⠀𝑺𝐀𝙱𝙾𝚃𝙴𝐔𝓡 .
@humanitiesperil.bsky.social
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are you making fun of me right now.
February 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
are you making fun of me right now.
i think i’ll mount this on my wall.
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
i think i’ll mount this on my wall.
.̲.̲.̲ another year spent alive.
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 AM
.̲.̲.̲ another year spent alive.
i think i'll be doing all of the protecting but sure
ill protect you.
i don’t plan on dying and leaving you out here on your own.
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 AM
i think i'll be doing all of the protecting but sure
i don’t plan on dying and leaving you out here on your own.
Yes but don't die ill protect you
do you want me to be your wife too
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i don’t plan on dying and leaving you out here on your own.
.ᐣ
im a werewolf
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
.ᐣ
i have no idea what he’s talking about
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 AM
i have no idea what he’s talking about
(canons your noncanon) yes
(nc) @humanitiesperil.bsky.social if i were a werewolf would you be my wife that dies five minutes into the game for the sake of the plot
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 AM
(canons your noncanon) yes
i just wanted a pizza why the hell is the back of the pizzeria on fire
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i just wanted a pizza why the hell is the back of the pizzeria on fire
i’ll have to wet it first obviously. but it should be relatively easy.. i’d just need to be careful not to pop you with my claws.
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
[flustering at that, they huffed slightly and returned the greasy smooch!]
wiping it off sounds fine... it should just slide off with a rag, right?
wiping it off sounds fine... it should just slide off with a rag, right?
there should be showers around. or if you prefer it i can attempt to wipe it off of you.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
i’ll have to wet it first obviously. but it should be relatively easy.. i’d just need to be careful not to pop you with my claws.
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
( and clean himself off afterwards too.. )
there should be showers around. or if you prefer it i can attempt to wipe it off of you.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
i wouldn't want that either, seb!
[looey complained, scuffed like a fat puppy.]
and grease is kinda gross... it rolls off my rubber in such a slimy way. i don't like it. the burrito was really good, though...
[looey complained, scuffed like a fat puppy.]
and grease is kinda gross... it rolls off my rubber in such a slimy way. i don't like it. the burrito was really good, though...
that i am.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
January 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
there should be showers around. or if you prefer it i can attempt to wipe it off of you.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
( examining looey closely— a scoot forward to kiss their cheek. )
at least you don’t taste bad. kidding.
that i am.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
and you're rather big!
[looey puffed, sliding up and down seb's tail like a metal ball in a plastic track.]
can you help me clean up? i've never been covered in /grease/ before!
[looey puffed, sliding up and down seb's tail like a metal ball in a plastic track.]
can you help me clean up? i've never been covered in /grease/ before!
( curling his tail underneath looey— swooping them up to sit on it. )
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
that i am.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( earfin twitch— now full on smiling, carefully reaching down to pluck looey up by the shirt. )
i can do that— wouldn’t want you sliding off into danger anyways.
( curling his tail underneath looey— swooping them up to sit on it. )
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
a big kangaroo gave me a burrito! the burrito was. the entire size of me!
[they can barely stand upright. sliding everywhere.]
[they can barely stand upright. sliding everywhere.]
( holding back laughter. ) and what happened here .ᐣ
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
( curling his tail underneath looey— swooping them up to sit on it. )
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
i was going to say something along the lines of that not being possible but you are rather tiny..
( holding back laughter. ) and what happened here .ᐣ
[they're covered in grease. greasy ass looey]
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
( holding back laughter. ) and what happened here .ᐣ
.̲.̲.̲ since now, actually.
you are?! since when!!!
i’m right here you know.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
.̲.̲.̲ since now, actually.
i’m right here you know.
😭😭 i miss seba😭stian 😭😭😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
i’m right here you know.
… you can make them to me. but not on a daily basis.
n.... no ☹️
is it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
… you can make them to me. but not on a daily basis.
is it.
but it's funny...
don’t ever bring this in my shop again
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
is it.
don’t ever bring this in my shop again
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
don’t ever bring this in my shop again
( earfins flicking— curious glance downwards. taking the comb out of the others hand.. and to his surprise it fit in his palm like a charm .ᐟ )
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
technology so it's different.
[he corrected, smiling awkwardly as he brought his gui! spawning in a little comb, then moving the sliders to make it larger, right in front of seb. then, plunk!
offering it to him.]
i don't like using that often but it seemed like a worthy cause.
[he corrected, smiling awkwardly as he brought his gui! spawning in a little comb, then moving the sliders to make it larger, right in front of seb. then, plunk!
offering it to him.]
i don't like using that often but it seemed like a worthy cause.
.̲.̲.̲ really now .ᐣ how so .ᐣ with ( snort, ) magic .ᐣ
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
( earfins flicking— curious glance downwards. taking the comb out of the others hand.. and to his surprise it fit in his palm like a charm .ᐟ )
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
.. mm. technology sure is great.
thanks.. really.
.̲.̲.̲ really now .ᐣ how so .ᐣ with ( snort, ) magic .ᐣ
i suppose not... sorry.
i can. make a large comb.
i can. make a large comb.
take one good look at me and tell me if a normal sized comb would fit in my hands.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
.̲.̲.̲ really now .ᐣ how so .ᐣ with ( snort, ) magic .ᐣ
take one good look at me and tell me if a normal sized comb would fit in my hands.
abnormally large... combs?
if only there were abnormally large combs out there.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
take one good look at me and tell me if a normal sized comb would fit in my hands.
if only there were abnormally large combs out there.
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
if only there were abnormally large combs out there.