Ant
@hullant.bsky.social
Its hard enough as a man (and women too) being compared to other men, without all these AI adonis's flooding all social media...
Plus I cant decide if its technically wanking over a cartoon? 🤷
Plus I cant decide if its technically wanking over a cartoon? 🤷
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Its hard enough as a man (and women too) being compared to other men, without all these AI adonis's flooding all social media...
Plus I cant decide if its technically wanking over a cartoon? 🤷
Plus I cant decide if its technically wanking over a cartoon? 🤷
I get to celebrate my birthday for 29hrs, when I say celebrate, I mean be waited on hand and foot!
a woman is holding a cupcake with a candle in it and saying `` happy birthday to me '' .
ALT: a woman is holding a cupcake with a candle in it and saying `` happy birthday to me '' .
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September 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I get to celebrate my birthday for 29hrs, when I say celebrate, I mean be waited on hand and foot!
I do not wish to see women winking at me when they bend down in a thong bikini! Ladies, if your chuff is like a hungry pac man, please wear full swim briefs!
a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .
ALT: a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .
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September 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I do not wish to see women winking at me when they bend down in a thong bikini! Ladies, if your chuff is like a hungry pac man, please wear full swim briefs!
Hey @godisnotaho.bsky.social , can you suck your pastor off or something, and ask him to ask his pal in the sky if he can sort the sun out for us? It's a bit overcast this morning! I'm still enjoying my Pina Colada though, so tickle his balls and thank him for that.
September 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hey @godisnotaho.bsky.social , can you suck your pastor off or something, and ask him to ask his pal in the sky if he can sort the sun out for us? It's a bit overcast this morning! I'm still enjoying my Pina Colada though, so tickle his balls and thank him for that.
Well its all go this week, last minute decision to fly out to Dominican Republic for a fortnight, mad rush to sign and pay everything at solicitors so we can complete on our new place whilst we're away. Worth it though, chilling with drinks , hoping everything goes through OK on Friday.
September 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well its all go this week, last minute decision to fly out to Dominican Republic for a fortnight, mad rush to sign and pay everything at solicitors so we can complete on our new place whilst we're away. Worth it though, chilling with drinks , hoping everything goes through OK on Friday.
So, today at the new place, I managed to put a bin out and forget a remote for the gates. A fat lad climbing over a 8 foot fence and hedge, sweating, swearing and then falling at the other side. The neighbours have been introduced to Ant 🤣🤣.
August 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So, today at the new place, I managed to put a bin out and forget a remote for the gates. A fat lad climbing over a 8 foot fence and hedge, sweating, swearing and then falling at the other side. The neighbours have been introduced to Ant 🤣🤣.
I know I moan about Jamie, but we've been to pub, had a takeaway, then i wake up 20.mins before a hosepipe ban comes into force, panicking the gardens dry, amd he's out watering the plants.. bless him
July 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I know I moan about Jamie, but we've been to pub, had a takeaway, then i wake up 20.mins before a hosepipe ban comes into force, panicking the gardens dry, amd he's out watering the plants.. bless him
Both @peepers.bsky.social and @dwizard.bsky.social told me they relate to this...
March 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Both @peepers.bsky.social and @dwizard.bsky.social told me they relate to this...
Great time to crack/bruise my ribs, when I'm due to travel to the airport and fly out early tomorrow morning. Today is sponsored by tramadol, which doesn't seem to be touching the pain. As the hours pass, it's looking more and more likely I won't be able to go... ☹️
February 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Great time to crack/bruise my ribs, when I'm due to travel to the airport and fly out early tomorrow morning. Today is sponsored by tramadol, which doesn't seem to be touching the pain. As the hours pass, it's looking more and more likely I won't be able to go... ☹️
Hey Debs, happy new year and all that, just saw this and had to make the effort to come on here , as when I saw this I knew how much you appreciate the health benefits of turmeric 🤣🤣
@lafeeverte.bsky.social
@lafeeverte.bsky.social
January 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hey Debs, happy new year and all that, just saw this and had to make the effort to come on here , as when I saw this I knew how much you appreciate the health benefits of turmeric 🤣🤣
@lafeeverte.bsky.social
@lafeeverte.bsky.social
I think I might be a sex pest! I was admiring a gentleman's bum and wasn't paying attention to when he stopped, so I walked into him. I'm mortified, but also ended up with a slight chubby from my groin hitting his firm lovely arse 🤣🤣
September 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I think I might be a sex pest! I was admiring a gentleman's bum and wasn't paying attention to when he stopped, so I walked into him. I'm mortified, but also ended up with a slight chubby from my groin hitting his firm lovely arse 🤣🤣
Me last night - I think they forgot to put the chilli in mine, I can't taste any.
Me today - OH, they had put chilli in...
Me today - OH, they had put chilli in...
August 28, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Me last night - I think they forgot to put the chilli in mine, I can't taste any.
Me today - OH, they had put chilli in...
Me today - OH, they had put chilli in...
Think we made a good choice, investing in a pizza oven. 🐷🐽
August 26, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Think we made a good choice, investing in a pizza oven. 🐷🐽
This week we have eaten tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, onions and potatoes, all grown by ourselves. I was a bit late with the cucumbers, so they're not ready yet. Quite enjoying this grow your own.
August 11, 2024 at 9:41 AM
This week we have eaten tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, onions and potatoes, all grown by ourselves. I was a bit late with the cucumbers, so they're not ready yet. Quite enjoying this grow your own.
Hey @marvth3martian.bsky.social , @lafeeverte.bsky.social . These are what we've grown from seed. They've been attacked by bugs in my absence though. Sweet williams, lettuce, tumbling tomatoes, mixed flowers, cucumbers, sunflowers and potatoes.
July 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Hey @marvth3martian.bsky.social , @lafeeverte.bsky.social . These are what we've grown from seed. They've been attacked by bugs in my absence though. Sweet williams, lettuce, tumbling tomatoes, mixed flowers, cucumbers, sunflowers and potatoes.
Hey @marvth3martian.bsky.social, it's your yearly reminder 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, I know I'm a C*nt!
- @lafeeverte.bsky.social
Yes, I know I'm a C*nt!
- @lafeeverte.bsky.social
July 3, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Hey @marvth3martian.bsky.social, it's your yearly reminder 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, I know I'm a C*nt!
- @lafeeverte.bsky.social
Yes, I know I'm a C*nt!
- @lafeeverte.bsky.social
Ffsk last day of holiday and someone stole our (hotel pool) towels. Policy is €10 per lost towel/card. Jim's fuming, argued with hotel manager resulting in them giving us another 2 towel cards, jim demanded to see cctv as wants to know who stole from us. Manager refused.
July 2, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Ffsk last day of holiday and someone stole our (hotel pool) towels. Policy is €10 per lost towel/card. Jim's fuming, argued with hotel manager resulting in them giving us another 2 towel cards, jim demanded to see cctv as wants to know who stole from us. Manager refused.
Nope, can't do the sun today. Extreme weather alert, the pool is at 35'. The outside 45' and rising, there's a breeze but it's like when you open a hot oven door, so can't take respite in shade. 10 mins outside and now back in the air conditioned room for the rest of the day.
July 1, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Nope, can't do the sun today. Extreme weather alert, the pool is at 35'. The outside 45' and rising, there's a breeze but it's like when you open a hot oven door, so can't take respite in shade. 10 mins outside and now back in the air conditioned room for the rest of the day.
So glad we brought some underpants on this holiday, or my balls would be getting trapped in my flip flops...
June 30, 2024 at 12:53 PM
So glad we brought some underpants on this holiday, or my balls would be getting trapped in my flip flops...
Ffsk, I've been laid in the sun everyday and I've tanned like @peepers.bsky.social, go red then white again, and I'm not a ginger like him...
June 30, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Ffsk, I've been laid in the sun everyday and I've tanned like @peepers.bsky.social, go red then white again, and I'm not a ginger like him...
Calling home just to make sure my veg has been fed and watered 🤣🤣
June 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Calling home just to make sure my veg has been fed and watered 🤣🤣
Had to have a sit down, it's hard been 40+ and attending a beach rave... 🤣🤣
June 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Had to have a sit down, it's hard been 40+ and attending a beach rave... 🤣🤣
It's too hot to even shit stir on socials...
June 25, 2024 at 7:52 AM
It's too hot to even shit stir on socials...
No need for a bath/shower tonight after being in this earlier....
June 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
No need for a bath/shower tonight after being in this earlier....
