I remember when loads of kids were watching Santa flying around the world one Christmas Eve, when Teenage Grandad announced that it was just the International Space Station.

I saw a smart pair of trousers folded neatly on a wall this morning. I couldn’t bring myself to photo them. Must do better.

How mad is that!

Controversial, I’m sure but I do like Laura Woods. Her presenting is so cool.

Can’t wait

I’m going to the ruddy snooker tomorrow night. Obstructed view seats up in the gods.

The socks were worn, but he would have liked them.

It was actually a pair of pants that were a bit tight on me. Much better for his saggy arse.

Or as I like to say, my wife has cremated my socks and pants.

Teenage Grandad was cremated on Friday, wearing a pair of my socks and pants. Which is nice.

Hello. I just saw a child’s Ugg boot in the wild.