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UNSHAVED THUSSY
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
UNSHAVED THUSSY
upon closer inspection, Whoville appears to be an ethnostate of questionable origin
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
upon closer inspection, Whoville appears to be an ethnostate of questionable origin
oh me? Im just daydreaming about cucking Ryan Seacrest, with his full and enthusiastic consent
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
oh me? Im just daydreaming about cucking Ryan Seacrest, with his full and enthusiastic consent
Australian woman after the takeover of AI:
"Help! Duolingo ate my baby!"
"Help! Duolingo ate my baby!"
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Australian woman after the takeover of AI:
"Help! Duolingo ate my baby!"
"Help! Duolingo ate my baby!"
well my best friend is dead and the woman im seeing got proposed to by a man worth $400 million
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
well my best friend is dead and the woman im seeing got proposed to by a man worth $400 million
Call me the death star the way im about to crack a stellar body
September 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Call me the death star the way im about to crack a stellar body
One more cause fuck it. If youre clutching your pearls as a liberal, just shut the fuck up. Being performative about this piece of shit feeding the worms is as disgusting as you claim his death was.
September 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One more cause fuck it. If youre clutching your pearls as a liberal, just shut the fuck up. Being performative about this piece of shit feeding the worms is as disgusting as you claim his death was.
Nah fr tho fuck that guy rest in piss tell Satan I said hi
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Nah fr tho fuck that guy rest in piss tell Satan I said hi
Charlie "the throat goat" Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Charlie "the throat goat" Kirk
jennie taught chief keef how to trap
August 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
jennie taught chief keef how to trap
me to my psychiatrist: yeah I feel like the meds are really helping. random question tho, do you think i qualify for assisted suicide or are we gonna have to do it the old fashioned way?
August 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
me to my psychiatrist: yeah I feel like the meds are really helping. random question tho, do you think i qualify for assisted suicide or are we gonna have to do it the old fashioned way?
asking "oh are you having a boy or a girl?" to the pregnant before explaining the idea that gender is a social construct and also dropkicking them in the stomach if they said boy
August 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
asking "oh are you having a boy or a girl?" to the pregnant before explaining the idea that gender is a social construct and also dropkicking them in the stomach if they said boy
feeling dysphoric today since ill never be able to get a just-for-fun abortion
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
feeling dysphoric today since ill never be able to get a just-for-fun abortion
I want to cuck ryan seacrest (with his full and enthusiastic consent)
August 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I want to cuck ryan seacrest (with his full and enthusiastic consent)
a cherished moment. a fleeting brush of the shoulders that never lasts long enough. how could it? when the heat death of the universe itsself will interrupt the song of our love, but not end it. that and raw dogging it
August 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
a cherished moment. a fleeting brush of the shoulders that never lasts long enough. how could it? when the heat death of the universe itsself will interrupt the song of our love, but not end it. that and raw dogging it
im a total dyke but I would absolutely let sauron fuck me into the dirt
August 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
im a total dyke but I would absolutely let sauron fuck me into the dirt
A friendly reminder that your RSVPs to "sitting on it crazy style" were due in my inbox at the end of the business day today
August 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A friendly reminder that your RSVPs to "sitting on it crazy style" were due in my inbox at the end of the business day today
Imagine explosively, almost painfully cumming at the same time but as we look into each other's eyes we both notice a subtle mix of darkness and naivety that catches the pair of us so off guard we nervously begin to laugh for the first and last time together.
August 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Imagine explosively, almost painfully cumming at the same time but as we look into each other's eyes we both notice a subtle mix of darkness and naivety that catches the pair of us so off guard we nervously begin to laugh for the first and last time together.
Putting it in her ass until she hits a high note so pure, so vibrant that the stars themselves seem a little dimmer afterwards.
August 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Putting it in her ass until she hits a high note so pure, so vibrant that the stars themselves seem a little dimmer afterwards.
Putting my tongue so far up there it leaves an immutable echo, lost to time but never able to be discarded.
August 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Putting my tongue so far up there it leaves an immutable echo, lost to time but never able to be discarded.
Jerry Seinfeld, probably: "whats the deal with epsteins private island? Doesn't sound very private to me! I mean I got invited!"
August 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Jerry Seinfeld, probably: "whats the deal with epsteins private island? Doesn't sound very private to me! I mean I got invited!"
Damn girl is that a gock in your pants or did you bring an unregistered firearm to the club?
August 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Damn girl is that a gock in your pants or did you bring an unregistered firearm to the club?
something simultaneously disgusting and arousing
July 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
something simultaneously disgusting and arousing
Btw if you see this, block me on everything, the dumptruck MILFs gotta have room to holler
You know what would be sick? What if, like, someone pretended to love me and I believed them and they were lying the whole time and made me look and feel like an idiot in front of my friends and family? OH WAIT
July 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Btw if you see this, block me on everything, the dumptruck MILFs gotta have room to holler
You know what would be sick? What if, like, someone pretended to love me and I believed them and they were lying the whole time and made me look and feel like an idiot in front of my friends and family? OH WAIT
July 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You know what would be sick? What if, like, someone pretended to love me and I believed them and they were lying the whole time and made me look and feel like an idiot in front of my friends and family? OH WAIT