Eldritch Horner ⛎
@hpdickcraft.bsky.social
NSFW. Nudist, naturist, bateurist. Metal, beer, beards, bears, furry stuff, adventures. Partner to @baldyank.bsky.social
He's waving at you
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
He's waving at you
FCF 2026 edition
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
FCF 2026 edition
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First hotel noods of 2026, bonus video too which I'll post later 😈
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
First hotel noods of 2026, bonus video too which I'll post later 😈
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January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
New year, same me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
New year, same me.
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January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Sweaty crack or…
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sweaty crack or…
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Can I make it to 2,000 followers by the end of 2025??
Please repost my pic and help me get there!! 😘
Please repost my pic and help me get there!! 😘
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Can I make it to 2,000 followers by the end of 2025??
Please repost my pic and help me get there!! 😘
Please repost my pic and help me get there!! 😘
It's -5 outside..... Might call in cold to work.
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It's -5 outside..... Might call in cold to work.
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December 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!
Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!
Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
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Look what you made me do 😈
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Look what you made me do 😈
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November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I feel really good after that workout.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I feel really good after that workout.
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Good Morning
to all of YOU
to all of YOU
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Good Morning
to all of YOU
to all of YOU
Happy Thanksgiving to my American buds. Got some meat for ya.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to my American buds. Got some meat for ya.
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Oh no, these shorts are almost see-through! 😈
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Oh no, these shorts are almost see-through! 😈
This 🥵🤤
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This 🥵🤤
Oh boy
The weather outside is frightful, but this dick is so delightful
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Oh boy
Happy weekend 🎉
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Happy weekend 🎉
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