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This October, your favorite HP characters are getting dicked down. Fic and art welcome. 18+ only!
Day 31: Your choice
October 31, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Day 31: Your choice
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Day 30: Potter’s Got a Tiny Dick (that I can’t stop thinking about swallowing whole) by Vukovich
Pairing: Drarry
Thoughts: Let’s celebrate the tiny dicks. And crimes against leather upholstery and BMW’s. This funny and hot fic is pure, orally fixated gold.
archiveofourown.org/works/34754257
Pairing: Drarry
Thoughts: Let’s celebrate the tiny dicks. And crimes against leather upholstery and BMW’s. This funny and hot fic is pure, orally fixated gold.
archiveofourown.org/works/34754257
October 30, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Day 30: Potter’s Got a Tiny Dick (that I can’t stop thinking about swallowing whole) by Vukovich
Pairing: Drarry
Thoughts: Let’s celebrate the tiny dicks. And crimes against leather upholstery and BMW’s. This funny and hot fic is pure, orally fixated gold.
archiveofourown.org/works/34754257
Pairing: Drarry
Thoughts: Let’s celebrate the tiny dicks. And crimes against leather upholstery and BMW’s. This funny and hot fic is pure, orally fixated gold.
archiveofourown.org/works/34754257
Reposted by HP Cocktober
Day 28: Savour by mignonettes
Pairing: Dramione
Thoughts: THIS one shot is the cockwarming fic of my dreams. Draco’s just trying to enjoy his dinner. Is it too much to ask for Hermione to sit still?? (This is my number one WB fic.)
archiveofourown.org/works/32842516
Pairing: Dramione
Thoughts: THIS one shot is the cockwarming fic of my dreams. Draco’s just trying to enjoy his dinner. Is it too much to ask for Hermione to sit still?? (This is my number one WB fic.)
archiveofourown.org/works/32842516
October 28, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Day 28: Savour by mignonettes
Pairing: Dramione
Thoughts: THIS one shot is the cockwarming fic of my dreams. Draco’s just trying to enjoy his dinner. Is it too much to ask for Hermione to sit still?? (This is my number one WB fic.)
archiveofourown.org/works/32842516
Pairing: Dramione
Thoughts: THIS one shot is the cockwarming fic of my dreams. Draco’s just trying to enjoy his dinner. Is it too much to ask for Hermione to sit still?? (This is my number one WB fic.)
archiveofourown.org/works/32842516
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Day 29: A Weasel in the Hamptons
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Thoughts: my favorite Dron story, Peach is a talented writer! Romantic summer wedding getaway, lots of flirting and pining, and so many sweet feels ❤️ enjoy!!
archiveofourown.org/works/30513522
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Thoughts: my favorite Dron story, Peach is a talented writer! Romantic summer wedding getaway, lots of flirting and pining, and so many sweet feels ❤️ enjoy!!
archiveofourown.org/works/30513522
October 29, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Day 29: A Weasel in the Hamptons
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Thoughts: my favorite Dron story, Peach is a talented writer! Romantic summer wedding getaway, lots of flirting and pining, and so many sweet feels ❤️ enjoy!!
archiveofourown.org/works/30513522
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Thoughts: my favorite Dron story, Peach is a talented writer! Romantic summer wedding getaway, lots of flirting and pining, and so many sweet feels ❤️ enjoy!!
archiveofourown.org/works/30513522
Day 30: Size doesn’t matter
October 30, 2023 at 7:36 AM
Day 30: Size doesn’t matter
Day 29: Thigh/titty fucking
October 29, 2023 at 9:28 AM
Day 29: Thigh/titty fucking
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Day 27: Usually by lumosatnight
Pairing: Percy x Oliver
Thoughts: Lani is an AMAZING RP writer and this strip-chess one-shot is no exception. It's delicious. It's hot. It's clever and witty and ends in a checkmate, iykwim ;) I love a bossy top Percy as well, YUM!
archiveofourown.org/works/49241230
Pairing: Percy x Oliver
Thoughts: Lani is an AMAZING RP writer and this strip-chess one-shot is no exception. It's delicious. It's hot. It's clever and witty and ends in a checkmate, iykwim ;) I love a bossy top Percy as well, YUM!
archiveofourown.org/works/49241230
October 27, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Day 27: Usually by lumosatnight
Pairing: Percy x Oliver
Thoughts: Lani is an AMAZING RP writer and this strip-chess one-shot is no exception. It's delicious. It's hot. It's clever and witty and ends in a checkmate, iykwim ;) I love a bossy top Percy as well, YUM!
archiveofourown.org/works/49241230
Pairing: Percy x Oliver
Thoughts: Lani is an AMAZING RP writer and this strip-chess one-shot is no exception. It's delicious. It's hot. It's clever and witty and ends in a checkmate, iykwim ;) I love a bossy top Percy as well, YUM!
archiveofourown.org/works/49241230
Day 28: Cockwarming
October 28, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Day 28: Cockwarming
Day 27: Stripping
October 27, 2023 at 8:19 AM
Day 27: Stripping
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Day 26: Monster Mash, Graveyard Smash by ME
Pairing: Draco/Ron/Harry
Thoughts: This monster AU features werewolf Ron, vampire Draco and Zombie Harry. Ron deepthroats Harry to asphyxiation, so it sort of works. Anyways, it's hot and steamy whimsical horror. Enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/50579452
Pairing: Draco/Ron/Harry
Thoughts: This monster AU features werewolf Ron, vampire Draco and Zombie Harry. Ron deepthroats Harry to asphyxiation, so it sort of works. Anyways, it's hot and steamy whimsical horror. Enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/50579452
October 26, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Day 26: Monster Mash, Graveyard Smash by ME
Pairing: Draco/Ron/Harry
Thoughts: This monster AU features werewolf Ron, vampire Draco and Zombie Harry. Ron deepthroats Harry to asphyxiation, so it sort of works. Anyways, it's hot and steamy whimsical horror. Enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/50579452
Pairing: Draco/Ron/Harry
Thoughts: This monster AU features werewolf Ron, vampire Draco and Zombie Harry. Ron deepthroats Harry to asphyxiation, so it sort of works. Anyways, it's hot and steamy whimsical horror. Enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/50579452
Day 26: Breath play
October 26, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Day 26: Breath play
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Day 25: keep your hands off my horny candy extract, potter by anonymous
Pairing: (established) Drarry
Thoughts: Not only is it a come in pants story, but it's a come in pants story UNTOUCHED. Because of HAIR TOUCHING. And... possibly an aphrodisiac potion, too ;)
archiveofourown.org/works/37485370
Pairing: (established) Drarry
Thoughts: Not only is it a come in pants story, but it's a come in pants story UNTOUCHED. Because of HAIR TOUCHING. And... possibly an aphrodisiac potion, too ;)
archiveofourown.org/works/37485370
October 25, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Day 25: keep your hands off my horny candy extract, potter by anonymous
Pairing: (established) Drarry
Thoughts: Not only is it a come in pants story, but it's a come in pants story UNTOUCHED. Because of HAIR TOUCHING. And... possibly an aphrodisiac potion, too ;)
archiveofourown.org/works/37485370
Pairing: (established) Drarry
Thoughts: Not only is it a come in pants story, but it's a come in pants story UNTOUCHED. Because of HAIR TOUCHING. And... possibly an aphrodisiac potion, too ;)
archiveofourown.org/works/37485370
Reposted by HP Cocktober
Day 24: INCENDIO by Swoons
Pairing: (brothercest) Albus x James
Thoughts: this is Hot. Hilarious. So wrong it feels right. Swoons is a master at writing, and this Wizard dating app fic is no exception! Albus sexts James NOT KNOWING IT’S HIM!! Need I say more?
archiveofourown.org/works/470040...
Pairing: (brothercest) Albus x James
Thoughts: this is Hot. Hilarious. So wrong it feels right. Swoons is a master at writing, and this Wizard dating app fic is no exception! Albus sexts James NOT KNOWING IT’S HIM!! Need I say more?
archiveofourown.org/works/470040...
October 24, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Day 24: INCENDIO by Swoons
Pairing: (brothercest) Albus x James
Thoughts: this is Hot. Hilarious. So wrong it feels right. Swoons is a master at writing, and this Wizard dating app fic is no exception! Albus sexts James NOT KNOWING IT’S HIM!! Need I say more?
archiveofourown.org/works/470040...
Pairing: (brothercest) Albus x James
Thoughts: this is Hot. Hilarious. So wrong it feels right. Swoons is a master at writing, and this Wizard dating app fic is no exception! Albus sexts James NOT KNOWING IT’S HIM!! Need I say more?
archiveofourown.org/works/470040...
Day 25: Coming in pants
October 25, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Day 25: Coming in pants
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Day 23: In the Arms of Morpheus by calicolette
Pairing: Draco x Hermione
Thoughts: one of the HOT wips I’m following. I love this writer so much, and I love when Somnophilia is dirtyhotwrong like this story (mind the tags)
archiveofourown.org/works/385774...
Pairing: Draco x Hermione
Thoughts: one of the HOT wips I’m following. I love this writer so much, and I love when Somnophilia is dirtyhotwrong like this story (mind the tags)
archiveofourown.org/works/385774...
October 23, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Day 23: In the Arms of Morpheus by calicolette
Pairing: Draco x Hermione
Thoughts: one of the HOT wips I’m following. I love this writer so much, and I love when Somnophilia is dirtyhotwrong like this story (mind the tags)
archiveofourown.org/works/385774...
Pairing: Draco x Hermione
Thoughts: one of the HOT wips I’m following. I love this writer so much, and I love when Somnophilia is dirtyhotwrong like this story (mind the tags)
archiveofourown.org/works/385774...
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Day 23: Vis a Vis a Vis by Vukovich
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Thoughts. GUYS. This is in my top 5 Drarry fics of all time. Not only is the mystery intriguing and the sex HOT AF, but there’s a scene where Harry does Harry and it’s dirtyhotwrong… enjoy 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/375230...
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Thoughts. GUYS. This is in my top 5 Drarry fics of all time. Not only is the mystery intriguing and the sex HOT AF, but there’s a scene where Harry does Harry and it’s dirtyhotwrong… enjoy 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/375230...
October 22, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Day 23: Vis a Vis a Vis by Vukovich
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Thoughts. GUYS. This is in my top 5 Drarry fics of all time. Not only is the mystery intriguing and the sex HOT AF, but there’s a scene where Harry does Harry and it’s dirtyhotwrong… enjoy 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/375230...
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Thoughts. GUYS. This is in my top 5 Drarry fics of all time. Not only is the mystery intriguing and the sex HOT AF, but there’s a scene where Harry does Harry and it’s dirtyhotwrong… enjoy 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/375230...
Day 23: Somnophilia
October 23, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Day 23: Somnophilia
Day 22: Polyjuice Potion
October 22, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Day 22: Polyjuice Potion
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Day 20: Crown Witness by slytherco
Pairing: Harry x Draco
Thoughts: Draco is a mobster and Harry is his witness protection detail, and they’re hiding on the run. Slow burn but the payoff is worth it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/275335...
Pairing: Harry x Draco
Thoughts: Draco is a mobster and Harry is his witness protection detail, and they’re hiding on the run. Slow burn but the payoff is worth it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/275335...
October 21, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Day 20: Crown Witness by slytherco
Pairing: Harry x Draco
Thoughts: Draco is a mobster and Harry is his witness protection detail, and they’re hiding on the run. Slow burn but the payoff is worth it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/275335...
Pairing: Harry x Draco
Thoughts: Draco is a mobster and Harry is his witness protection detail, and they’re hiding on the run. Slow burn but the payoff is worth it!!
archiveofourown.org/works/275335...
Reposted by HP Cocktober
Day 21: Overstimulation fic from Kinkuary by ME
Pairing: Hermione x Luna
Thoughts: This is a Dead Dove folks! It’s not my favorite kink to read but I did really enjoy writing this!
archiveofourown.org/works/443970...
Pairing: Hermione x Luna
Thoughts: This is a Dead Dove folks! It’s not my favorite kink to read but I did really enjoy writing this!
archiveofourown.org/works/443970...
October 21, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Day 21: Overstimulation fic from Kinkuary by ME
Pairing: Hermione x Luna
Thoughts: This is a Dead Dove folks! It’s not my favorite kink to read but I did really enjoy writing this!
archiveofourown.org/works/443970...
Pairing: Hermione x Luna
Thoughts: This is a Dead Dove folks! It’s not my favorite kink to read but I did really enjoy writing this!
archiveofourown.org/works/443970...
Day 21: Overstimulation
October 21, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Day 21: Overstimulation
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Day 19: Pret, Prat. Tallywack by Vukovich
Pairing: Harry x Draco.
Thoughts: I’ve been dying to rec this short one shot! Draco and Harry fencing. Lots of innuendos. The spice on this foreplay is almost too hot to handle. You won’t regret it, give it a read!!
archiveofourown.org/works/370166...
Pairing: Harry x Draco.
Thoughts: I’ve been dying to rec this short one shot! Draco and Harry fencing. Lots of innuendos. The spice on this foreplay is almost too hot to handle. You won’t regret it, give it a read!!
archiveofourown.org/works/370166...
October 19, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Day 19: Pret, Prat. Tallywack by Vukovich
Pairing: Harry x Draco.
Thoughts: I’ve been dying to rec this short one shot! Draco and Harry fencing. Lots of innuendos. The spice on this foreplay is almost too hot to handle. You won’t regret it, give it a read!!
archiveofourown.org/works/370166...
Pairing: Harry x Draco.
Thoughts: I’ve been dying to rec this short one shot! Draco and Harry fencing. Lots of innuendos. The spice on this foreplay is almost too hot to handle. You won’t regret it, give it a read!!
archiveofourown.org/works/370166...
Day 20: Face-fucking
October 20, 2023 at 8:36 AM
Day 20: Face-fucking
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Day 18: Nice Blouse by lq_traintracks
Pairing: Ginny x Pansy
Thoughts: This short, fiery tequila shot of a story will have you panting and fanning yourself with the collar of your shirt. It's haaaawwwt. LQ is a genius with words.
archiveofourown.org/works/36952804
Pairing: Ginny x Pansy
Thoughts: This short, fiery tequila shot of a story will have you panting and fanning yourself with the collar of your shirt. It's haaaawwwt. LQ is a genius with words.
archiveofourown.org/works/36952804
October 18, 2023 at 5:08 AM
Day 18: Nice Blouse by lq_traintracks
Pairing: Ginny x Pansy
Thoughts: This short, fiery tequila shot of a story will have you panting and fanning yourself with the collar of your shirt. It's haaaawwwt. LQ is a genius with words.
archiveofourown.org/works/36952804
Pairing: Ginny x Pansy
Thoughts: This short, fiery tequila shot of a story will have you panting and fanning yourself with the collar of your shirt. It's haaaawwwt. LQ is a genius with words.
archiveofourown.org/works/36952804