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Hoyty
@hoyty.bsky.social
Snobby foodie, excessive encourager, hopelessly hopeful.
Wanted to get some photos for a little creative project im working on and the local brewry/cafe let me use their private party barrel room this morning to get a nice atmosphere.

Thanks Barrel and Bloom in Columbus!
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
"Oh I'll just make a quick walkthrough for Threat of the Trinity, it'll only take a few hours of work...."

70 hours later.... Almost done proofreading and editing...
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The Threat of the Trinity is over and a new Avatar rises from the Abyss. Great mod, made Ultima IV worth playing again.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Had my own box and feelies printed for Skald, the best game I played in 2025 that started me down a rabbit hole of classic crpgs like Ultima.
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
My Russian Accountant bestie at work is retiring today and I am devastated.
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Who doesn't love a giant snow fort in the middle of the cul-de-sac?
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Everyday starts with a Boogey cuddle.
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
So I am playing a player made expansion for Ultima IV called Threat of The Trinity and I just spent two hours mapping out a dungeon that re-uses rooms and repeats itself....

And I fucking love it.
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
If Andor the series doesn't get forgotten in a world of AI slop or just because we're all so exhausted that it vanishes from memory, I think it will be remembered as an important piece of media to our political discourse of the current day.
The Thousand Faces of Cassian Andor
YouTube video by ArTorr
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Just a mini series length essay about revolution.... masquerading as a video about Magic The Gathering.
Magic: The Gathering, Revolution, & Fascism
YouTube video by Spice8Rack
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Another mini of a tabletop character from campaigns that I played in.

Future Obliteron and Fantasy Obliteron
January 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
If it takes me less time to create a new app than it does to read your documentation to use your app..... Your documentation or app sucks.
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Can we all just appreciate how fucking good the music from just about any Origin's game was?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nZK...
Ultima VI: The False Prophet - Complete Soundtrack (Roland MT-32)
YouTube video by Erik Yuzwa
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Just made this for a co-worker, and I bet some of you need it too.
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Just got a 5070ti so I can play games from 1985.

And not because I'm afraid RAMMAGEDDON will effect video card prices....
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Looking at my UBER data squinting at the one rider rating I have that was a 1 in Kansas City.

WHAT DID I DO?!😱
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Do I need one of those new Comodore 64's? No. Do I want one? Yes.... Will I do anything with it after about 10 hours of messing around with it... probably not....
a close up of a person 's face with blue eyes and the words `` my precious '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with blue eyes and the words `` my precious '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It brings me incredible joy to review data at work and see so many new sponsors over the holidays.

The generosity on display gives me hope.
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just saw a political yard sign that says "JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dish washer."
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just beat Wasteland 3 so I could listen to a podcast about it. What a crunchy tactics game, I really had to plan and think!

Killer soundtrack of famous song covers too.

Genuinely challenging DLC's.

Won't say the writing was Oscar worthy, but definitely serviceable.

Solid 7.5/10 for me.
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Instant variable pricing in grocery stores is ghoulish and anyone whoever contributed to making it happen from a technology standpoint should be put in prison.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I finally found a good storage system for my dnd maps.

I have....too many dnd maps...
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Silky smooth.
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love that the head of security and infrastructure where I work didn't even ask questions when I told him to turn off work access to one of my team members who refuses to take a god damn break while she's in the fucking the hospital. No questions asked, just did it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not everyone does things as fast as you. Not everyone does things as fast as you. Remember every time you've been pissed off that someone assumed you could do something as fat as them.

My inner monologue today ^
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM