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The best book ever written!

It doesn't teach us 50 ways to leave your lover (boring) but 109 things to say to shatter the male ego. And that's far more interesting right?

Kyle Prue has given permission so back off Karen!
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howtopissoffmen.bsky.social @howtopissoffmen.bsky.social · Jan 3
#HowToPissOffMen
#BuyTheBookAndSaveAnAutherFromStarvation or say No.
#1 "NO" This one's a classic. Total banger. It's been putting numbers on the board since the formation of Indo-European languages.
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#HowToPissOfMen with flowers.

And don't mind valentines day.
That's just marketing and stuff.

#valentine #valentinesday #flowers
#6 "You're so frugal" This is a good trick to get a man to spend more money on you. The next time he's in line at Trader Yoe's and sees the bouquets of flowers, he'll think, Oh, I'll show you frugal.
February 7, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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#HowToPissOfMen with just a little pin...
#5 "Oh I saw that on Pinterest!" Say this when a man talks about anything he's interested in or shows you one of his tattoos. This is a great way to do two things: 1 - Drive a stake into the heart of his ambitions of originality 2 - Get the words of the iconic stand-up-comedian Ali Wong ringing in his head: "If a man has a Pinterest, he's probably Pinterest-ed in men."
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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#HowToPissOfMen who think they are crypto experts.
#4 "Oh, so it's like Kohl's cash?" Say this when a man tries to explain crypto to you.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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#HowToPissOfMen who are in the army.

(And I'm wondering what he has to do to deserve this 😳)
#3 "Are you in the JROTC?" Say this to someone in the real military. WARNING: Make sure you do it on American soil. The Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps (JROTC) is a federal program sponsored by the United States Armed Forces in high schools and also in some middle schools across the United States and at US military bases across the world. The program was originally created as part of the National Defense Act of 1916 (Army JROTC) and later expanded (Navy, Marine Corps and Air Force) under the 1964 ROTC Vitalization Act.[1] The Coast Guard was added in 1989 under P.L. 101-225.[2] The Space Force established its first unit in 2019.[3]
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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#HowToPissOfMen Unleash the power of #AmySchumer !
#2 "You're like the male Amy Schumer" I'm not sure what exactly Amy Schumer did to elicit such omnipresence rage, but the male psyche appears to be allergic to the very mention of her. I've found this one to be nearly one hundred percent successful. When he asks why you said this, say, "Oh, it's just like...I don't know. Something about your energy reminds me of her."
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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#HowToPissOffMen
#BuyTheBookAndSaveAnAutherFromStarvation or say No.
#1 "NO" This one's a classic. Total banger. It's been putting numbers on the board since the formation of Indo-European languages.
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM