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Todd
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Holy fucking shit
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Is the new GoT series going to have fucking? From the little I’ve seen it doesn’t look like it fucks.
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM
No one knows what an NFL catch is, part 368
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Todd
13 Jan 2026
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Still haven’t figured out who Aloysius Dopamine is supposed to be.
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Maybe this is the week the media no longer considers this “tremendous content”.
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Some real sus kicks the last few games.
January 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
You know I always thought the dudes going about the freemasonry/occult significance of Washington’s layout were deluded, but they’re quite literally performing pagan rituals now. The world is trying to force me to become conspiracy-brained.
This shit sucks so bad. Why did they use a terrible AI voice and choose the most boring graphics possible? The best parts are when it shows another city’s building and when it rips off the moon landing display that did this first in 2019. And also this sperm.
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
This is insane
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The final speech Kevin O’Leary makes to Timmy in Marty Supreme is amazing and he should probably get a Best Supporting Actor nomination. I am sure he is a creep but he tore that film up.
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Love to fall for the red herring and get a royal sampler for the first guess
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
😈
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by Todd
Seasons greetings.
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As cityfolk, I do feel a little excluded from holidays’ #1 conversation topic: what you’ve bought and what you should buy at Costco.
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I want this for so many people
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Imagine having to explain what Teams was to your grandchildren when they ask you how you found out the thing had happened.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I am finding Harry Seldon almost absolutely unbearable 4 or 5 episodes into Season 2 of Foundation, and most of the other main characters save Brother Day not far behind him, just I persist with the series? Not really thrilled with any of the new for s2 characters either.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
No matter what the context, I am required to repost this video.
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good news, the guy who invented the Big Muff has a plan to "tap the magnetosphere" to power AI data centers: files.constantcontact.com/8ca6f518401/...
files.constantcontact.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They got the good pretzels in the vending machine cept the vending machine is broken.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For some reason I have been feeling like the thing may happen on Friday. Tempted to lay in some bubbly.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Mini-doc with Photographer Lisa Leone, who provided reference pics and otherwise helped Stanley Kubrick re-create NYC on soundstages for EYES WIDE SHUT: youtu.be/VSrQK6bSHko?...
EYES WIDE SHUT: Recreating New York with Stanley Kubrick
YouTube video by CRITERION
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I am sitting on my couch enjoying my Christmas tree and a glass of white wine. I have reached peak suburban mom.
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s been a good long while since I’ve *felt* it but “Certain streets have certain corners/
Sooner or later we'll turn yours” popped into my head yesterday and I think it means something is coming. (Row, row, row) #enoposting
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM