Howland Crowe
howlandcrowe.bsky.social
Howland Crowe
@howlandcrowe.bsky.social
I'm that #ActuallyAutistic kid they didn't think could write screenplays. Far left, but politically homeless. 🏳️‍🌈 Bi, he/him. 🇮🇱🕊🇵🇸 #BlackLivesMatter #ProChoice
Al Pacino is the last actor from this scene still alive.

R.I.P. Robert Duvall.
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Howland Crowe
👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Trump has called for Republicans to "nationalize" elections. This is a five-alarm fire.

"The Republicans should say, ‘We want to take over.' We should take over the voting, the voting in at least many — 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting."

#2026election
#midterms
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This correction from The Guardian's review of "Melania" made me picture Melania acting like Connor Roy's sugar baby Willa on "Succession" reading reviews of her play and then flinging the laptop off the yacht in anger. 😂
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Welp, now I need to rewatch Terminator 2, because Sarah Conner in this was one of several awakenings from my childhood.

Pretty much the opposite of "I can fix her." Fix her? Why? She's perfect the way she is. 🥵 Stick a needle in my neck, you buff Amazonian goddess.
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 PM
As sad as it is Darren Aronofsky has become a sellout hack with his own A.I. film studio, seeing Google results call him a "former" filmmaker was legitimately funny. 😂
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
ICE dude sounds like he swallowed a squeaky dog toy. 😂😂😂 Just listen to that pitch go up when he says, "You raise your VOOOIIIIICE."

Probably thought he sounded like a badass.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I didn't think the hot takes about ICE's murder of #AlexPretti could get any more unhinged than what Trump supporters were saying, but then this lovely nugget came across my feed.

The West Wing quote on bottom was my addition.
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 AM
It's a start.
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Trump supporters: "Well, what did you expect was going to happen if the governor of Minnesota antagonizes ICE and refuses to cooperate with the federal government?"

Me:
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Talk about a top comment making the article author's point for them. 🙄
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
He's doing it again.
Apparently, Trump is threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act.
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Charlie Kirk supporters want to make comparisons with Renee Good so bad?

Fine.

Let's compare their last words and see who's more of an asshole?
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
So do something about it.

Bring the bastard up on criminal charges.
Newly-released footage reveals Renee Nicole Good’s last words.
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Of course this asshole has to chime in about the murder of #RobReiner and his wife Michele.
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm about to have a crashout over this revelation #StuartLittle isn't actually a mouse.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
George Orwell would be rolling in his grave.

#AnimalFarm
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🎶 I never thought
The leopards would eat my face 🎶
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by Howland Crowe
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Watching "Lawrence of Arabia" on your phone is like sailing the Titanic in a swimming pool. 😒
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Being a descendant of immigrants who arrived before immigration laws existed & saying your ancestors "came the right way" is like saying Kevin McAllister's family boarded a pre-9/11 plane the right way.

Y'all just got grandfathered in because you had fewer hoops to jump through before shit changed.
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Random meme I made after an argument from last night.
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Queen shit. 😎
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Apparently, Trump is threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act.
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
White guys: "Having diversity in Lord of the Rings breaks my immersion! It's not historically accurate."

Lord of the Rings: *characters in a medieval W. European fantasy eating Peruvian potatoes, Sephardic Jewish fried fish, Mexican tomatoes, & talking about anatomy using 1900s medical terminology*
October 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM