Two Sheds Jackson
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Political funnyman. I'm a one-issue voter and that issue is keeping Republicans from holding public office. Also post about: #UVa🏀 #Heat🏀 and ⚾️
America’s leader.
August 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
America’s leader.
Trump is like an amalgam of Tony Soprano and the Verbum Dei School girls soccer coach that molested the players.
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump is like an amalgam of Tony Soprano and the Verbum Dei School girls soccer coach that molested the players.
New hat just dropped in the White House merch store.
August 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
New hat just dropped in the White House merch store.
Trump doesn’t have a driver’s license so when he goes to vote and they ask for his ID he hands them his passport.
August 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Trump doesn’t have a driver’s license so when he goes to vote and they ask for his ID he hands them his passport.
Real vs. Wannabe:
Newsom is tall, handsome, articulate, and bedded Don Jr.’s ex-girlfriend.
Trump wears shoe lifts, covers himself in make-up and spray tan, bumbles the eight words he knows, and only fantasizes about bedding Don Jr.’s sister.
Newsom is tall, handsome, articulate, and bedded Don Jr.’s ex-girlfriend.
Trump wears shoe lifts, covers himself in make-up and spray tan, bumbles the eight words he knows, and only fantasizes about bedding Don Jr.’s sister.
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Real vs. Wannabe:
Newsom is tall, handsome, articulate, and bedded Don Jr.’s ex-girlfriend.
Trump wears shoe lifts, covers himself in make-up and spray tan, bumbles the eight words he knows, and only fantasizes about bedding Don Jr.’s sister.
Newsom is tall, handsome, articulate, and bedded Don Jr.’s ex-girlfriend.
Trump wears shoe lifts, covers himself in make-up and spray tan, bumbles the eight words he knows, and only fantasizes about bedding Don Jr.’s sister.
“Vladimir, if you don’t end this war immediately, I’m going to sanction…”
“Mr. Trump, before you say another word, you should know I’ve got the pee tape right here in my briefcase.”
🥶
And scene. 🎬
“Mr. Trump, before you say another word, you should know I’ve got the pee tape right here in my briefcase.”
🥶
And scene. 🎬
August 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Vladimir, if you don’t end this war immediately, I’m going to sanction…”
“Mr. Trump, before you say another word, you should know I’ve got the pee tape right here in my briefcase.”
🥶
And scene. 🎬
“Mr. Trump, before you say another word, you should know I’ve got the pee tape right here in my briefcase.”
🥶
And scene. 🎬
Trump got dogwalked like a Siberian Husky.
August 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trump got dogwalked like a Siberian Husky.
Trump got rolled like a blini.
August 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trump got rolled like a blini.
The Kremlin’s ballroom is the room where Putin keeps Trump’s balls.
August 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Kremlin’s ballroom is the room where Putin keeps Trump’s balls.
A good leader asks how do we end homelessness and a bad leader asks how do we get the homeless out of my sight.
I don’t even have to ask which one you think Tangerine Palpatine is.
I don’t even have to ask which one you think Tangerine Palpatine is.
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A good leader asks how do we end homelessness and a bad leader asks how do we get the homeless out of my sight.
I don’t even have to ask which one you think Tangerine Palpatine is.
I don’t even have to ask which one you think Tangerine Palpatine is.
Building camps, rounding up homeless, taking over cities with troops, demonizing minorities, trying to rig elections, planning to take over other countries.
Guys, c’mon.
Guys, c’mon.
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Building camps, rounding up homeless, taking over cities with troops, demonizing minorities, trying to rig elections, planning to take over other countries.
Guys, c’mon.
Guys, c’mon.
Perhaps it was a bad idea to rank everyone in the country based on character and then make the guy on the bottom of the list president.
August 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Perhaps it was a bad idea to rank everyone in the country based on character and then make the guy on the bottom of the list president.
There really is an emergency in DC and it’s that the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is Pedophile Hitler.
August 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
There really is an emergency in DC and it’s that the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is Pedophile Hitler.
The only place crime is actually up in D.C. is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
August 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The only place crime is actually up in D.C. is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
If you pimp out your house in a tacky gold-plated motif soon after complaining that a rival pimp “stole” your girl, you are a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
August 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you pimp out your house in a tacky gold-plated motif soon after complaining that a rival pimp “stole” your girl, you are a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
If you’re in ICE custody and expect comfortable living conditions, maybe you should have tried trafficking children to a rich pedophile rapist to share with the president. That seems to work.
August 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you’re in ICE custody and expect comfortable living conditions, maybe you should have tried trafficking children to a rich pedophile rapist to share with the president. That seems to work.
Trump used to fashion himself as a ladies man like Wilt Chamberlain but as a president ended up more like Neville Chamberlain.
August 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trump used to fashion himself as a ladies man like Wilt Chamberlain but as a president ended up more like Neville Chamberlain.
Trump up on the White House roof was just one mis-step away from making America great again.
August 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump up on the White House roof was just one mis-step away from making America great again.
Trump redecorating the White House to look like a bordello seems like a desperate ploy to entice Melania to visit.
August 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Trump redecorating the White House to look like a bordello seems like a desperate ploy to entice Melania to visit.
He ran for president again to stay out of jail, take massive bribes, and turn the White House into a garish resort he can rent out for weddings.
August 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
He ran for president again to stay out of jail, take massive bribes, and turn the White House into a garish resort he can rent out for weddings.
If we can punch Trump’s impeachment card a third time he will go down in eternal infamy and win a free sub at participating Jersey Mike’s restaurants.
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If we can punch Trump’s impeachment card a third time he will go down in eternal infamy and win a free sub at participating Jersey Mike’s restaurants.
THE NEW ECONOMICS:
Keynes: “When the facts change, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?”
Trump: “I claim the facts are rigged and out to get me.”
Keynes: “When the facts change, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?”
Trump: “I claim the facts are rigged and out to get me.”
August 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
THE NEW ECONOMICS:
Keynes: “When the facts change, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?”
Trump: “I claim the facts are rigged and out to get me.”
Keynes: “When the facts change, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?”
Trump: “I claim the facts are rigged and out to get me.”
He won the 2020 election, unemployment is going down, gas is $1.99, he was never impeached, he settled six wars, and he’s the fair-and-square all-time golf club champion.
Learn MAGA history, people.
Learn MAGA history, people.
August 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
He won the 2020 election, unemployment is going down, gas is $1.99, he was never impeached, he settled six wars, and he’s the fair-and-square all-time golf club champion.
Learn MAGA history, people.
Learn MAGA history, people.
He wasn’t impeached, the jobs report is strong, and Trump is a former NBA slam dunk champion.
#MAGAhistory
#MAGAhistory
August 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He wasn’t impeached, the jobs report is strong, and Trump is a former NBA slam dunk champion.
#MAGAhistory
#MAGAhistory