Mark McGagh
@howb1zarre.bsky.social
Lover of spicy food, great music and MCFC. Husband. Dad. Professional procrastinator. Was @HowB1zarre (Merlin's Wand) since day dot on Twitter. Fuck Elon Musk 🖕🏻
This episode of Gladiators has been hilarious.
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This episode of Gladiators has been hilarious.
Reijnders has been diabolical again today. If you can't shine vs Salford when are you going to shine? He's not alone at being subpar but Christ alive he's tough to watch.
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Reijnders has been diabolical again today. If you can't shine vs Salford when are you going to shine? He's not alone at being subpar but Christ alive he's tough to watch.
Lino left his guide dog at home?
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Lino left his guide dog at home?
That was miles onside 🤬
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
That was miles onside 🤬
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The Week That Was.....I discuss Fulham, Salford, touch on Arsenal and more #mcfc
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The Week That Was.....I discuss Fulham, Salford, touch on Arsenal and more #mcfc
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The Week That Was.....I discuss Fulham, Salford, touch on Arsenal and more #mcfc
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February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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The Week That Was.....I discuss Fulham, Salford, touch on Arsenal and more #mcfc
youtu.be/sXJ9IpHjqTo
The Week That Was.....I discuss Fulham, Salford, touch on Arsenal and more #mcfc
youtu.be/sXJ9IpHjqTo
I see Scruffy Jim has reverted to the classic non apology of blaming some people for being offended. Get back to whatever hedge you sleep in and fuck off.
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I see Scruffy Jim has reverted to the classic non apology of blaming some people for being offended. Get back to whatever hedge you sleep in and fuck off.
And some people think he's been rubbish in his first month with the club.
24' | Antoine Semenyo opens the score, scoring his 5th for City 🤩
🩵 1-0 ⚫️
🩵 1-0 ⚫️
SEMENYO DOES IT ONCE AGAIN!
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
And some people think he's been rubbish in his first month with the club.
I'm in Frankfurt with work and following the match on this very app for updates. Just gone mental in a traditional German restaurant entertaining a client 🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I'm in Frankfurt with work and following the match on this very app for updates. Just gone mental in a traditional German restaurant entertaining a client 🎉🎉🎉🎉
One win in six in the league. 11 points dropped this month. We're not winning this league. We were as bad in the 2nd half as Spurs were in the first.
A pathetic performance, imagine letting that team, in that nothing atmosphere come back into that.
A pathetic performance, imagine letting that team, in that nothing atmosphere come back into that.
Mad there are some people that think we can be consistent enough to win the league. We're inconsistent within the same hour!!!
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
One win in six in the league. 11 points dropped this month. We're not winning this league. We were as bad in the 2nd half as Spurs were in the first.
A pathetic performance, imagine letting that team, in that nothing atmosphere come back into that.
A pathetic performance, imagine letting that team, in that nothing atmosphere come back into that.
Has a player ever been as disproportionately refereed than Haaland? Yeh he's big, but doesn't mean the threshold for fouls changed because of who is is and his size. Piss take.
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Has a player ever been as disproportionately refereed than Haaland? Yeh he's big, but doesn't mean the threshold for fouls changed because of who is is and his size. Piss take.
Do we bust the Spice out at half time or something? Wtf is going on
Mad there are some people that think we can be consistent enough to win the league. We're inconsistent within the same hour!!!
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Do we bust the Spice out at half time or something? Wtf is going on
Mad there are some people that think we can be consistent enough to win the league. We're inconsistent within the same hour!!!
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Mad there are some people that think we can be consistent enough to win the league. We're inconsistent within the same hour!!!
You'd have thought he'd avoid such stupid yellows since Bodo, but nah.
Yellow Card: Rodri (Foul), Tottenham 0-2 #ManCity. [45+3’]
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
You'd have thought he'd avoid such stupid yellows since Bodo, but nah.
Five more years. Head and shoulders the best player on the pitch.
10 Bernardo’s please
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Five more years. Head and shoulders the best player on the pitch.
We're in danger of allowing Spurs off the hook here. Should have put the game to bed by now. Haaland and Semenyo need to be doing better, Erling's touch and distribution in particular been pretty horrible.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
We're in danger of allowing Spurs off the hook here. Should have put the game to bed by now. Haaland and Semenyo need to be doing better, Erling's touch and distribution in particular been pretty horrible.
Cherki is putting up some numbers this season relative to his minutes played and newness to the league. What a player.
Such a weird atmosphere in this stadium. Never heard such low energy, low expectancy almost resignation to a defeat from a home crowd.
Such a weird atmosphere in this stadium. Never heard such low energy, low expectancy almost resignation to a defeat from a home crowd.
February 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Khusanov is a ridiculous talent
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Khusanov is a ridiculous talent
Cherki is putting up some numbers this season relative to his minutes played and newness to the league. What a player.
Such a weird atmosphere in this stadium. Never heard such low energy, low expectancy almost resignation to a defeat from a home crowd.
Such a weird atmosphere in this stadium. Never heard such low energy, low expectancy almost resignation to a defeat from a home crowd.
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Cherki is putting up some numbers this season relative to his minutes played and newness to the league. What a player.
Such a weird atmosphere in this stadium. Never heard such low energy, low expectancy almost resignation to a defeat from a home crowd.
Such a weird atmosphere in this stadium. Never heard such low energy, low expectancy almost resignation to a defeat from a home crowd.
Can I shock you? I've always liked Jose Mourinho.
He's going to absolutely revel in that win and Real Madrid's headloss.
He's going to absolutely revel in that win and Real Madrid's headloss.
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Can I shock you? I've always liked Jose Mourinho.
He's going to absolutely revel in that win and Real Madrid's headloss.
He's going to absolutely revel in that win and Real Madrid's headloss.
A Sporting goal would put them through too I think. Squeaky bum time.
Our qualification is going to depend on the Newcastle vs PSG and Benfica vs Madrid matches. Need at least one to stay as it is.
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
A Sporting goal would put them through too I think. Squeaky bum time.
Why are we trying to walk the ball in? Can someone have a shot?
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Why are we trying to walk the ball in? Can someone have a shot?
Our qualification is going to depend on the Newcastle vs PSG and Benfica vs Madrid matches. Need at least one to stay as it is.
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Our qualification is going to depend on the Newcastle vs PSG and Benfica vs Madrid matches. Need at least one to stay as it is.
Has Foden got trampoline shinpads on? He's been awful since he came on
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Has Foden got trampoline shinpads on? He's been awful since he came on
City up to 4th with Madrid, Barca and Chelsea all losing and PSG vs Newcastle being all square.
January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
City up to 4th with Madrid, Barca and Chelsea all losing and PSG vs Newcastle being all square.