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Trump is demanding that the newly released “Melania” wins the Academy Award for Best Picture.
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Trump is demanding that the newly released “Melania” wins the Academy Award for Best Picture.
The story today in MAGA media is that Maduro will confess to working with Dominion Voting Systems to rig 2020 election. The DNI seized the 2020 voting records in Georgia yesterday to start building their case that the 2020 election was stolen and Trump won the election. Wow!!!
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The story today in MAGA media is that Maduro will confess to working with Dominion Voting Systems to rig 2020 election. The DNI seized the 2020 voting records in Georgia yesterday to start building their case that the 2020 election was stolen and Trump won the election. Wow!!!
“Border Czar”, Tom Homan, agrees to personally go to Minneapolis to address mounting problems for a payment of $50,000 in cash.
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
“Border Czar”, Tom Homan, agrees to personally go to Minneapolis to address mounting problems for a payment of $50,000 in cash.
This weekend Greenland attacked the eastern half of the USA hitting this region with 14 inches of snow, frigid temperatures and icy winds. Don’t mess with Greenland.
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
This weekend Greenland attacked the eastern half of the USA hitting this region with 14 inches of snow, frigid temperatures and icy winds. Don’t mess with Greenland.
Trump is following the authoritarian playbook. Early on, both the Italian and Nazi fascists had paramilitary goon squads used to attack weak minorities and create fear in general population. The Italians had the Blackshirts and the Nazi had the Brownshirts. We have ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Trump is following the authoritarian playbook. Early on, both the Italian and Nazi fascists had paramilitary goon squads used to attack weak minorities and create fear in general population. The Italians had the Blackshirts and the Nazi had the Brownshirts. We have ICE.
Trump puts 250% tariff of Canadian bacon. “That will teach those damn Canadians a lesson.”
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Trump puts 250% tariff of Canadian bacon. “That will teach those damn Canadians a lesson.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene is mad, very mad. She lost the opportunity to make a lot of money in the stock market today by not being an insider on Trump’s policy reversal on Greenland today.
January 21, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is mad, very mad. She lost the opportunity to make a lot of money in the stock market today by not being an insider on Trump’s policy reversal on Greenland today.
Will Trump return from Davos in possession of Greenland. Short term odds (by end of 2026) have US taking Greenland at 26%. However, long term odds (by end of 2029) are almost at 50%. Any takers?
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Will Trump return from Davos in possession of Greenland. Short term odds (by end of 2026) have US taking Greenland at 26%. However, long term odds (by end of 2029) are almost at 50%. Any takers?
Trump is putting together a Bored of Peace Committee to oversee the governance of Gaza and eventually replace the UN as international body to resolve global conflicts. Putin is expected to be key member of Committee.
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Trump is putting together a Bored of Peace Committee to oversee the governance of Gaza and eventually replace the UN as international body to resolve global conflicts. Putin is expected to be key member of Committee.
Maria Machado met with Trump and gave him the Nobel Peace Prize that she was awarded hopefully to get some influence on how Venezuela will be governed. The Mayor of Minneapolis plans to meet with Trump and bring the Minnesota Twins 1991 MLB trophy and offer it to Trump to get ICE out of city.
January 16, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Maria Machado met with Trump and gave him the Nobel Peace Prize that she was awarded hopefully to get some influence on how Venezuela will be governed. The Mayor of Minneapolis plans to meet with Trump and bring the Minnesota Twins 1991 MLB trophy and offer it to Trump to get ICE out of city.
Greenland is BEAUTIFUL, very STRATEGIC, everybody knows it! But the name is a DISASTER- totally WOKE, radical left…not green at all. When we take Greenland, it will be given a new name…WHITE LAND (only because of all the snow) or TRUMPLAND as people keep insisting. It will be GREAT FINALLY.
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Greenland is BEAUTIFUL, very STRATEGIC, everybody knows it! But the name is a DISASTER- totally WOKE, radical left…not green at all. When we take Greenland, it will be given a new name…WHITE LAND (only because of all the snow) or TRUMPLAND as people keep insisting. It will be GREAT FINALLY.
The NFL is offering Greenland a NFL franchise contingent on Greenland joining USA. The Ice Caps will play in the new Melania Trump Stadium.
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The NFL is offering Greenland a NFL franchise contingent on Greenland joining USA. The Ice Caps will play in the new Melania Trump Stadium.
The US is offering 500 million Trump meme coins to the people of Greenland as an incentive to join the United States.
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The US is offering 500 million Trump meme coins to the people of Greenland as an incentive to join the United States.
Trump believes he can control interest rates….put a lackey in control and rates come down. Rates aren’t controlled by a president…they are set by millions of investors reacting to inflation, debt, risk and returns. The market hears the president speak and then ignores him completely.
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Trump believes he can control interest rates….put a lackey in control and rates come down. Rates aren’t controlled by a president…they are set by millions of investors reacting to inflation, debt, risk and returns. The market hears the president speak and then ignores him completely.
Trump is not interested in Greenland for its strategic military potential or its rare earth metals. He once learned that Australia served as a penal colony for England for 100 years. He sees Greenland as a spot to dump the 20 million illegal aliens he claims are in US.
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Trump is not interested in Greenland for its strategic military potential or its rare earth metals. He once learned that Australia served as a penal colony for England for 100 years. He sees Greenland as a spot to dump the 20 million illegal aliens he claims are in US.
Trump dangled the Venezuelan oil reserves in front of the US oil executives and got a big yawn, obviously this oil is not as valuable as Trump believed. However, the bananas are ripe and the mangoes are ready for the picking.
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Trump dangled the Venezuelan oil reserves in front of the US oil executives and got a big yawn, obviously this oil is not as valuable as Trump believed. However, the bananas are ripe and the mangoes are ready for the picking.
Every November 5, the British celebrate Guy Fawkes Day which commemorates the failed coup of the British government. Today in the USA, we should celebrate January 6, the day the coup to overthrow the US government failed. Let’s light fireworks and hang you know who in effigy. Happy January 6.
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Every November 5, the British celebrate Guy Fawkes Day which commemorates the failed coup of the British government. Today in the USA, we should celebrate January 6, the day the coup to overthrow the US government failed. Let’s light fireworks and hang you know who in effigy. Happy January 6.
J.D. Vance to be named Colonial Governor of Venezuela. His main responsibilities will be upholding US law, collecting taxes from the locals and auctioning off oil drilling rights to the highest US bidders. Of course, he will be responsible for maintaining order amongst the indigenous people.
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
J.D. Vance to be named Colonial Governor of Venezuela. His main responsibilities will be upholding US law, collecting taxes from the locals and auctioning off oil drilling rights to the highest US bidders. Of course, he will be responsible for maintaining order amongst the indigenous people.
How does Trumpzuela sound?
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
How does Trumpzuela sound?
Over 700,000 US citizens have died from opioid overdose and yet we didn’t bomb Purdue Pharmaceuticals. However, Purdue wasn’t sitting on 300 billion barrels of oil reserves.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Over 700,000 US citizens have died from opioid overdose and yet we didn’t bomb Purdue Pharmaceuticals. However, Purdue wasn’t sitting on 300 billion barrels of oil reserves.
We might never really know who killed Kennedy. But, we definitely know who killed the Kennedy Center.
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We might never really know who killed Kennedy. But, we definitely know who killed the Kennedy Center.
Melania - What are your New Year resolutions.
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Melania - What are your New Year resolutions.
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
Donald - You don’t fix perfection.
Melania - Try
Donald - I will be more understanding of Ukraine. I will help them survive and overcome Russian aggression.
Melania - Really?
Don - Just kidding. I will be nicer to what’s her name?
Melania - Tiffany
The Us seizes a Venezuelan oil tanker with oil valued at $100 million because we don’t like their internal politics. However, we refuse to touch the $300 billion of frozen Russia assets despite that fact that Russia invaded another country, killing tens of thousands of Ukrainians.
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Us seizes a Venezuelan oil tanker with oil valued at $100 million because we don’t like their internal politics. However, we refuse to touch the $300 billion of frozen Russia assets despite that fact that Russia invaded another country, killing tens of thousands of Ukrainians.
I can’t say I was surprised to learn that Nigeria ranks 10th in world for oil reserves. In addition, it has a large untapped supply of critical and rare earth minerals. Mmmmm
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can’t say I was surprised to learn that Nigeria ranks 10th in world for oil reserves. In addition, it has a large untapped supply of critical and rare earth minerals. Mmmmm
While modern wars will be fought with hyper supersonic missiles, satellites, advanced drones and cyber attacks, it is reassuring to know that we are investing in old-fashioned military hardware.
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
While modern wars will be fought with hyper supersonic missiles, satellites, advanced drones and cyber attacks, it is reassuring to know that we are investing in old-fashioned military hardware.