Howard Fox
@howardfox1.bsky.social
Comedy writer: “Comical Week in Review” column (2012 - 2020) Tolucan Times, LA, “Absurd Minute” WBAI Radio (2012 - 2020). Currently publishing personal humor essays/humor short stories on Substack. Beatles collector and Bob Hope fan.
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Howard Fox
@howardfox1.bsky.social
· Mar 12
Today is “Get Smart” actress Barbara Feldon’s 92nd birthday. She just needs to live 7 more years to truly become 99.
My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. ***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
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My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. ***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.
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February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. ***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
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I look forward to entering the weekly New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest when it goes live tomorrow. It’s one of my favorite things to do!
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I look forward to entering the weekly New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest when it goes live tomorrow. It’s one of my favorite things to do!
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This Sunday is the return of the annual Puppy Bowl. Did you know that the worst thing that can happen isn’t that the balls are deflated, but how many dogs stop to lick their own… It’s the only game where players, pass, punt and poop… It’s also the only game where the players score from behind...
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This Sunday is the return of the annual Puppy Bowl. Did you know that the worst thing that can happen isn’t that the balls are deflated, but how many dogs stop to lick their own… It’s the only game where players, pass, punt and poop… It’s also the only game where the players score from behind...
Reposted by Howard Fox
Check out my entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.
open.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Check out my entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
Reposted by Howard Fox
New review:
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
Reviews for “Altacocker”:
“Loved it.” - Eileen Kotler
“You’re rocking and rolling Howard! Fallon knows you’re after his job!” - Geoff Dale
“You’re the next Larry David or as your wife says in the piece, Larry David, Jr.” - Milton Bergman
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
“Loved it.” - Eileen Kotler
“You’re rocking and rolling Howard! Fallon knows you’re after his job!” - Geoff Dale
“You’re the next Larry David or as your wife says in the piece, Larry David, Jr.” - Milton Bergman
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
Altacocker
A comic monologue
open.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
New review:
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
Reposted by Howard Fox
Reposted by Howard Fox
It’s so windy, Bill Clinton stepped outside just to get blown.
February 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It’s so windy, Bill Clinton stepped outside just to get blown.
Reposted by Howard Fox
E-BOOK NOW AVAILABLE!
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In Your Mind - The Infinite Universe of Yoko Ono
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Amazon worldwide
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Social Media:
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THE ULTIMATE YOKO ONO BIOGRAPHY!
#yokoono #johnlennon #thebeatles #johnandyoko #yokoonobook #yokoonobiography #imagine #yokoonoquotes #ebook
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
E-BOOK NOW AVAILABLE!
In Your Mind - The Infinite Universe of Yoko Ono
t.co/dxj5VQdSHU
&
Amazon worldwide
t.co/ESpb9mTSRV
Social Media:
t.co/JWhBa8Dr5o
THE ULTIMATE YOKO ONO BIOGRAPHY!
#yokoono #johnlennon #thebeatles #johnandyoko #yokoonobook #yokoonobiography #imagine #yokoonoquotes #ebook
In Your Mind - The Infinite Universe of Yoko Ono
t.co/dxj5VQdSHU
&
Amazon worldwide
t.co/ESpb9mTSRV
Social Media:
t.co/JWhBa8Dr5o
THE ULTIMATE YOKO ONO BIOGRAPHY!
#yokoono #johnlennon #thebeatles #johnandyoko #yokoonobook #yokoonobiography #imagine #yokoonoquotes #ebook
It’s so windy, Bill Clinton stepped outside just to get blown.
February 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It’s so windy, Bill Clinton stepped outside just to get blown.
Eastwood Van Gogh.
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Eastwood Van Gogh.
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My latest humor piece “HELP WANTED - ICE AGENTS - Full Time.”
*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
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*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
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Help Wanted: ICE AGENTS - Full Time
Help Wanted:
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February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
My latest humor piece “HELP WANTED - ICE AGENTS - Full Time.”
*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
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I’m going to use a pen name for now on: Bic.
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I’m going to use a pen name for now on: Bic.
“How cold is it?”
“It’s so cold, I saw a mohel use an ice scraper.”
“It’s so cold, I saw a mohel use an ice scraper.”
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
“How cold is it?”
“It’s so cold, I saw a mohel use an ice scraper.”
“It’s so cold, I saw a mohel use an ice scraper.”
My latest humor piece “HELP WANTED - ICE AGENTS - Full Time.”
*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
Help Wanted: ICE AGENTS - Full Time
Help Wanted:
open.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
My latest humor piece “HELP WANTED - ICE AGENTS - Full Time.”
*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
*Please leave comments and likes on Substack*
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
Check out my entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.
open.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Check out my entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.***If you have your own caption please don’t leave it here. Enter contest*** Thanks!
New review:
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
Reviews for “Altacocker”:
“Loved it.” - Eileen Kotler
“You’re rocking and rolling Howard! Fallon knows you’re after his job!” - Geoff Dale
“You’re the next Larry David or as your wife says in the piece, Larry David, Jr.” - Milton Bergman
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
“Loved it.” - Eileen Kotler
“You’re rocking and rolling Howard! Fallon knows you’re after his job!” - Geoff Dale
“You’re the next Larry David or as your wife says in the piece, Larry David, Jr.” - Milton Bergman
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
Altacocker
A comic monologue
open.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
New review:
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
“So funny and relatable--I'm about that age too. A short piece that is packed with humorous bits. Loved it!” - Gary Bachman
This Sunday is the return of the annual Puppy Bowl. Did you know that the worst thing that can happen isn’t that the balls are deflated, but how many dogs stop to lick their own… It’s the only game where players, pass, punt and poop… It’s also the only game where the players score from behind...
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This Sunday is the return of the annual Puppy Bowl. Did you know that the worst thing that can happen isn’t that the balls are deflated, but how many dogs stop to lick their own… It’s the only game where players, pass, punt and poop… It’s also the only game where the players score from behind...
Today is Groundhog Day. It's the day Chris Christie comes out of the Golden Corral. If he sees his shadow, he's full.
#GroundhogDay2026
#GroundhogDay2026
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Today is Groundhog Day. It's the day Chris Christie comes out of the Golden Corral. If he sees his shadow, he's full.
#GroundhogDay2026
#GroundhogDay2026
Tonight is the 68th annual Grammy Awards. The show where you say, “What is this shit?”
#GRAMMYs2026
#GRAMMYs
#GRAMMY
#GRAMMYs2026
#GRAMMYs
#GRAMMY
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Tonight is the 68th annual Grammy Awards. The show where you say, “What is this shit?”
#GRAMMYs2026
#GRAMMYs
#GRAMMY
#GRAMMYs2026
#GRAMMYs
#GRAMMY
If Chris Christie sees his shadow tomorrow, there will be six more weeks of buffets.
#groundhogday
#groundhogday
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
If Chris Christie sees his shadow tomorrow, there will be six more weeks of buffets.
#groundhogday
#groundhogday
Just submitted a satire piece to McSweeney’s. Fingers crossed. Bribe sent.
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Just submitted a satire piece to McSweeney’s. Fingers crossed. Bribe sent.
Looking forward to tomorrow’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Looking forward to tomorrow’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.
It’s so cold, Florida is predicting up to three feet of iguana on the ground by morning.
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It’s so cold, Florida is predicting up to three feet of iguana on the ground by morning.