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Hovelander
@hovelander.bsky.social
Conjurin' the Voltron of small NATO bands with #CursedByGround.
Author of forthcoming graphic novel "Mother Abrams"
Salty Tank Vet

https://linktr.ee/hovelander
Бункер Дідусь. Господи довгих столів.

Професор Вбивство.

Лише піснями можна окружити сволоту.

Де твій?

#TheSeam
#CursedbyGround
June 9, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Харківські музиканти!
Люди втратили інтерес до сумних нарікань.
Час змінювати частоту.
У вас сміливе почуття гумору?
Створюйте музику разом з нами.
#Kharkiv, Залазьте на борт танка.

#MotherAbrams
#CursedbyGround

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June 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Ukrainian writers, poets, artists!

Help land that fat fucking Abrams by giving her your dreams, experiences, fantasies & outrage.

She's Heavy Metal. Ukraine Style.

Pull on Ben's kite. Pull on the string Benjamin Franklin coded into the correcting codes.

Summon her story.

Yours.

#MotherAbrams
May 31, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Ben? Sun...

I've been telling ya. Shit's changed since your time, on your timelines.

This one is all candy sweet screens with infinite distractions.

Bad shit that gives 'em the sads is just flicked off range of their visual mouth holes within seconds.

They just move on, man.

#MotherAbrams

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June 2, 2024 at 4:56 AM
#Kharkiv is under fire. It has been so, daily. It gets lost in the noise of all the atrocities being visited upon #Ukraine by Poutine, the "Lord of Long Tables."

You can help, by giving to Mriya Report's fundraiser, to power Kharkiv hospitals & get your donation matched:

bit.ly/mr_donate
May 31, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Hey #Fella, ever want to contact a famous Ukrainian poet & bug him to drive a US Abrams tank with Benjamin Franklin?

Recreate the recently departed Heavy Metal magazine as a graphic novel, for Ukraine. "MAUS" for our shite era?

#Boost a salty tank vet over at the Nazi bar, ya?

EW is thick there.
May 31, 2024 at 1:20 AM
#NAFO, #Українські письменники, поети!

Українські художники!

Допоможіть Блідому водієві посадити цю свиню.

Це ваш Абрамс.

Це підживлюється вашими історіями.

Так де, на біса, твій? Пришліть їх сюди.

#MotherAbrams
#CursedbyGround
May 31, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Ah, shit. Feels...

Feel like a bad idea, man.

Might lose the toehold I have on Momma.

I mean. The Helios barely has sight on her hull, & that's Ukrainian Glass. That shit barely got out of Ukraine as it is.

#PaleDriver
#MotherAbrams

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May 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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Пісня, повість, мистецтво не підкоряються ні фізиці, ні кордонам людей.
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Song, Story, Art do not obey physics or the borders of men.

Вони є зброєю розуму.
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They are weapons of the mind.

Голки для зшивання ідеї.
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The needles to stitch an idea back together.

#TheSeam
#MotherAbrams

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May 24, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Hey there, #NAFO #Fella! Every time a new horror is visited upon #Kharkiv, or any place in #Ukraine, search out an artist from that injured village or city.

If you cannot make drones or shells, you can still help.

Find a local artist. Follow them. #Boost them.

bsky.app/profile/maks...

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🙏 Kharkiv. At 17:45, the fire in the hypermarket was contained. Firefighting and rescue operations are ongoing.
May 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
@sjscentraltx.bsky.social It would be a bit of fun to get @deelav.bsky.social & his bandmates to come get sweary with us on @margogontar.bsky.social 's Xitter space tomorrow, ya?

Be a bit epic to hold the "Uke Line" with our favorite Kyiv musicians cursin' into the void.

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May 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Buy ukrainian literature.
Ì ordered Serhij Zhadans books
Anarchy in the UKR and Anthem to the democrat youth.
Support ukrainian punk &HC
#Bezlad #Beton
May 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
#Fella, You can help #Kharkiv through her dark days by supporting her artists directly. #musicsky

Find a Kharkiv artist. Follow them. Boost them.

Yansima - "Tweede Cans"

soundcloud.com/yansima
yansima.bandcamp.com/music
www.instagram.com/trecut_yansima

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Tweede Cans
Provided to YouTube by R&S Records Tweede Cans · Yansima · Ilya Pokazeev · Ilya Pokazeev · Ilya Pokazeev · Ilya Pokazeev Tweede Cans ℗ R&S Records Released on: 2020-01-14 Auto-generated by YouTube.
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May 24, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Ugh, why is threading still buggy on bsky?

Need to clean up ma skeets, yo.

Messy gotdam skeets.

Going to msg the skeet team to find out wth. It's been an issue for a year.
May 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
@deelav.bsky.social Would love if you could help, or pass along to someone who would like to, get a Ukrainian band with a bold sense of humor to cover a few Clutch songs.

First one is "I Have the Body of John Wilkes Booth" remade as "I Have the Body of Vlad Vlad Poots".

Time to fuck with the Orcs.
May 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
#Українські #танкісти!

Політика в Америці - це безлад. Очевидно.

це історія про те, як його зігнути.

Як змусити слабких підтримати Україну.

Це історія про #МатиАбрамс.

Історія танкіста.

#TheSeam
#PaleDriver
#Bulldog469

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May 24, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Bluesky remains way too politics focused.

Not enough art, or music or just weirdness.

Hope that changes!
May 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Housekeeping (ahem) skeet:

What I loved about old Twitter was the writing & music communities that sprang up.

Character limit lent itself to thinking like Hemingway.

Just the skeleton of plot idea, a quick thought about lyrical stanza, shorn of extraneousness.

For public eyes.

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May 23, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Fack.

Ben? Sun! What in the 11 hells of Eden are you fucking doing?

Are you even in the turret? That's Portugal, gotdammit!

Portugal is not fucking #Michigan! Fuck...

Land the tank over here, on the mitten!

#PaleDriver
#MotherAbrams

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May 23, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Momma likes to rotate into the fight when the world loses focus. Gets distracted.

When free nations dither. Let psychopaths set the world a'fire.

When the world tries to move on without fixing a thing that is mighty broken.

That's when you hear her roll tread.

#AdmiralTinaTurner
#MotherAbrams
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May 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
@deelav.bsky.social sjscentraltx tells me you may be interested in a crazy music project. Would love to have your band's input, if nothing else.

What is your preferred method of contact? Xitter is such a dumpster fire, but my DM's are open there. (Any other method is fine as well.)

Дякую!
May 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
The justification and conceit for the idea comes from a long history of music during wartime.

"The Harlem #Hellfighters brought Jazz to France in WWI"(audacy.com)

#CursedbyGround

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May 21, 2024 at 4:35 AM
ESL for small Ukrainian bands Introduction:

Betty Davis "Game Is My Middle Name"

#MotherAbrams
#CursedbyGround

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Game Is My Middle Name
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesGame Is My Middle Name · Betty DavisBetty Davis℗ 2007 Light In The Attic Records & DistributionReleased on: 200...
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May 21, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Since Spoutible wasn't cross posting in a reliable fashion, we may want to rewind a bit to let ya'll know what has been going on under the blanket of EW in the land of X pornbots & nazis.

I may have accidentally blown up my tank by firing Betty Davis down range.

It's... it's a long story man.
May 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM