Professional shitposting dog thing
She/Her🏳️⚧️
You will lose braincells here.
Music shit:
blackhoundstudios.bandcamp.com
🔞🔞🔞
I bicep curl this fucker every day before work..
I bicep curl this fucker every day before work..
Ive made some cursed shit at work.
Favorite being the the cheesy potato jalapeño quesadilla and dipping that bitch in the buffalo sauce...
I feel my favorite cape cop salt n vinegar chips will hit different...
Ive made some cursed shit at work.
Favorite being the the cheesy potato jalapeño quesadilla and dipping that bitch in the buffalo sauce...
I feel my favorite cape cop salt n vinegar chips will hit different...
My mouth tastes like I ate a pack of baseball cards
But the typo on my estradiol bottle is funny
"Place under Tonque"
My mouth tastes like I ate a pack of baseball cards
But the typo on my estradiol bottle is funny
"Place under Tonque"
3 months I gotta survive this dogshit kitchen
Go to a city where I can dress how I want to again.
Not make up cover stories on my I gotta piss a lot or my black nails.
Small town life sucks unsavory balls.
3 months I gotta survive this dogshit kitchen
Go to a city where I can dress how I want to again.
Not make up cover stories on my I gotta piss a lot or my black nails.
Small town life sucks unsavory balls.
But I hope the bruise from the blood work scars.
Lil souvenir.
Of "after 8yrs you finally got what you wanted. Heres your token"
Also....whats a good chaser for the turbo chemical mint that is spiro?
But I hope the bruise from the blood work scars.
Lil souvenir.
Of "after 8yrs you finally got what you wanted. Heres your token"
Also....whats a good chaser for the turbo chemical mint that is spiro?
..only took 18hrs....
..only took 18hrs....
Zero caffeine
Pile of grease in my stomach
4 beers
Been up since 7am on 3hrs of sleep.
Zero caffeine
Pile of grease in my stomach
4 beers
Been up since 7am on 3hrs of sleep.
Mostly: cryptid
(Special cameo: husband's suit head)
Mostly: cryptid
(Special cameo: husband's suit head)
(I almost fainted just getting my blood drawn)
Someone's gonna have to chase me down in the wilderness with a dart gun dressed as naked snake.
(I almost fainted just getting my blood drawn)
Someone's gonna have to chase me down in the wilderness with a dart gun dressed as naked snake.
After 8 fucking years of trying
I finally got my prescription.
After 8 fucking years of trying
I finally got my prescription.
Fuck. AnthroExpo 2024.
Fuck. AnthroExpo 2024.
9hrs from now is my big appointment
Im both nervous and excited at the same time.
9hrs from now is my big appointment
Im both nervous and excited at the same time.
How tf do I get this cut without showing this image?
(Last time I got a fauxhawk I just showed a picture of Adam Jensen)
How tf do I get this cut without showing this image?
(Last time I got a fauxhawk I just showed a picture of Adam Jensen)
The more screen filling pop ups I get for a show or something when im trying to read something. The less likely im gonna touch what your advertising.
The more screen filling pop ups I get for a show or something when im trying to read something. The less likely im gonna touch what your advertising.