things i should've twote on twitter before tesla boy bought it
@hotteslacoils.bsky.social
for comedy purposes only. i think.
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may i present: the best insult i have ever seen on the internet
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
may i present: the best insult i have ever seen on the internet
it's always TITSOAKB and never IUTHABF[BTHGMAS]
April 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
it's always TITSOAKB and never IUTHABF[BTHGMAS]
normal people's fever dreams: time travel, unicorns, aliens
my fever dreams: being friends with celebs and privy to their relationship drama
my fever dreams: being friends with celebs and privy to their relationship drama
February 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
normal people's fever dreams: time travel, unicorns, aliens
my fever dreams: being friends with celebs and privy to their relationship drama
my fever dreams: being friends with celebs and privy to their relationship drama
i originally posted this on fb in october 2024 is it still a thing
subway having churros seems like a hate crime
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i originally posted this on fb in october 2024 is it still a thing
the cia defining "conspiracy theory" is like a narcissist telling you what narcissism is
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
the cia defining "conspiracy theory" is like a narcissist telling you what narcissism is
legs are so weird like here here are my stalks i move on them
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
legs are so weird like here here are my stalks i move on them
my rolodex of memes is beefier than the internal revenue service code
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
my rolodex of memes is beefier than the internal revenue service code
fckin sassafrass mcgee over here
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
fckin sassafrass mcgee over here
y'all think all those manic dream pixie posts happen in spanish too?
February 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
y'all think all those manic dream pixie posts happen in spanish too?
sometimes i think
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
sometimes i think
new bowling strat just dropped (the pins are the souls of my enemies)
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
new bowling strat just dropped (the pins are the souls of my enemies)
the local bowling alley has bloo ice cream 10/10
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the local bowling alley has bloo ice cream 10/10
how come i can be all comfy in bed and unable to sleep a wink but pass the fck out on a hard chair in an office
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
how come i can be all comfy in bed and unable to sleep a wink but pass the fck out on a hard chair in an office
subway having churros seems like a hate crime
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
subway having churros seems like a hate crime
sometimes, to make coffee, you put it through a filter
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
sometimes, to make coffee, you put it through a filter
the eye doctor tells me my contact lenses are one day where only. "sure," i reply, knowing damnisfuckinwell i'm going to install those plastic circles to my cornea and forget they exist until they all but gain sentience 
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the eye doctor tells me my contact lenses are one day where only. "sure," i reply, knowing damnisfuckinwell i'm going to install those plastic circles to my cornea and forget they exist until they all but gain sentience 
sometimes i remember 2007 was a year that existed
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
sometimes i remember 2007 was a year that existed
however
bed rot and bed sores are different
bed rot and bed sores are different
polish and polish are the same word
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
however
bed rot and bed sores are different
bed rot and bed sores are different
polish and polish are the same word
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
polish and polish are the same word
a hermeticist and a wiccan walk into a bar
both passed with flying colors but the hermeticist never set up a practice
both passed with flying colors but the hermeticist never set up a practice
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
a hermeticist and a wiccan walk into a bar
both passed with flying colors but the hermeticist never set up a practice
both passed with flying colors but the hermeticist never set up a practice
how country folk feel about beyonce's country album is how ice t feels about vanilla ice
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
how country folk feel about beyonce's country album is how ice t feels about vanilla ice
in mourning so i gotta rock the "take that, depression" shirt
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in mourning so i gotta rock the "take that, depression" shirt
fixin to get me a trash bandicoot or whatever they call that stripey urban street cat
February 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
fixin to get me a trash bandicoot or whatever they call that stripey urban street cat