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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber
@hotsexyblondes.ca
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Alpha | 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 | they/them | 25+ | NSFW

The sexiest set of abs on computer malware~

Variety Streamer | Fitness Junkie

@advanced.gg | CODE ALPHAK10

My Links: beacons.ai/alphakasalobo
PFP: @trix-ee-tea.bsky.social
Banner: @kopuffz.bsky.social
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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber @hotsexyblondes.ca · Mar 16
#alphathighsquish #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #alphalive

[POOR AUDIO WARNING; I WAS ON THE FLOOR.]

One of my greatest stream achievements of all time.

Absolutely OBLITERATING. A WHOLE WATERMELON. WITH MY MASSIVE THIGHS.

Thank you to everyone who was there for that monumental moment.
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ckguy.bsky.social
i've been learning how to play mahjong and i don't know what the fuck im doinggg #caninekingOCs
The artist's mascot (who is a simple white dog with a red collar and gold crown) loafing and eating some mahjong tiles from the floor.
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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ckguy.bsky.social
does anyone know how to unlock this ending #caninekingOCs
A redraw of the beginning of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but with the artist's sona/ mascot (a samoyed with a gold crown). Another shot redraw of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but with the artist's sona/ mascot. The shot clearly shows the dog in front of a machine controlling some levers and wearing a headset. A redraw of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but replacing the main character and original dog with the artist's OC and sona/ mascot. The OC is on all fours with a distressed expression while the dog happily looks at them. A redraw of Silent Hill 2's "Dog" ending but replacing the main character and original dog with another one of the artist's OC and sona/ mascot. The OC is on all fours with a distressed expression while the dog happily looks at them.
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
My driver lookin' cleaaan
September 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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ckguy.bsky.social
honse.
A halfbody chibi doodle of Taiki Shuttle in Uma Musume's design.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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ckguy.bsky.social
i can't stop thinking about this from last night #caninekingOCs
A three panel comic with the artist's and his friend's sonas. The first panel shows the artist playing Sonic Adventure with text pointing at him that says "Playing Sonic Adventure for the first time and streaming it to friends." The second panel has him looking down with a speech bubble pointing off screen that says "Isn't he so cool...". The third panel shows the friend's sona wearing a shirt that says "#1 Sonic and friends fan" with comically wide, wet eyes looking up at him."
September 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Happy Sunday gamers!

Remember to Sparkle On!

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/8c52...

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Grey tank top, black shorts and black compression shorts.
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
POV: The Uma who just trucked your horse girl is trying to buy 200 dollars worth of horse girl electrolytes

an amazing comm of Alpha as an Uma Musume (feat. my wonderful hubby/trainer @canineking.bsky.social) done by my bestie @kopuffz.bsky.social !

#alphart #envtuber #vsky #umamusume
An image of two people, with one looking confused at their phone while another happily holds their back with one leg up in the air. The person in the front is CanineKing's sona, with white and black hair, a red dress shirt and black vest, with black pants and white belt. Behind them is Alpha Kasalobo's sona, with blonde and red hair in a ponytail, a red and black visor, red sunglasses, a black utility vest and belt, and red shorts and sports bra. They are also wearing black leggings with red accents and black cleats with white accents. The vest has two patches; one with an image of a wolf that says "wolp" and another that says "I do bite"
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Didn't mean to run a 5km but I wanted to stress test my new orthotics and I think they're hanging in pretty well...

#kasalobosports #vfitness

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/74a4...
A treadmill log from the Hevy app showing 2 sets 2.55 km in 11:00 and 2.5 km in 10:00
September 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Post workout pic... Feeling huge as hell

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Grey tank top, black and red lifting straps, blue bass pro shop hat and blue shorts
September 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Just had my first workout with my new custom orthotics in and oh my God these are a dream! Ran my cooldown run like it was a jog...
September 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Big working out milestone for yours truly:

Bunch of younger people at the gym working out together came up to me mid set and asked what gear I'm on...

I'm to the point where people presume I'm taking steroids so I must be doing something right ..
September 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
well then

i guess ill be playing 2xko this week!

alpha streaming again era...
September 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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hotsexyblondes.ca
I saw the #biceptember on a different app so I wanted to do it but I hate that app so y'all get it first

Anyways I haven't done arms in like 2 days don't hate ✌️😜

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Flexing in a orange tank top and black shorts in front of a mirror.
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
HU0 (Haru Urara 0 Wins)
An image of two faces intersected at the middle; the left half is of NBA Guard Chris Paul, and the right half is of Uma Musume horse girl Haru Urara.
September 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
I saw the #biceptember on a different app so I wanted to do it but I hate that app so y'all get it first

Anyways I haven't done arms in like 2 days don't hate ✌️😜

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Flexing in a orange tank top and black shorts in front of a mirror.
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Had a lovely time yesterday! Went to a super scenic and beautiful mountain top golf course for a stag party! I drank too much.

I absolutely decimated some balls yesterday; I might have a knack for this stupid ball and stick game...

Also this golf course is called Furry Creek and everyone knew you
A picture of the golf course at Furry Creek, with a statue of an eagle. A picture of trees surrounding a rocky creek. A picture of a dirt path surrounded by thorny bushes. There is a golf cart tipped over. An image of a ravine at Furry Creek golf course. At the other end is a golf green
September 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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kopuffz.bsky.social
art for my best friend @hotsexyblondes.ca
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
🔴 NOW LIVE 🔴

{ #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #alphalive



α:> stream
α:\stream>🐺.bat

Today's Stream: Extremely rare Alfer sighting

=HOT BLONDE WOLVES IN YOUR AREA=

}
alphakasalobo - Twitch
Wolf VTuber // They/Them // A menace, problem and a threat.
www.twitch.tv
September 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Thread of IRL work stuff but this shit is literally so funny to me

So yesterday during my night shift my coworkers were mentioning about how one of our asshole bosses purposefully 'sets up' people for her team by using her managerial power to sway whether certain people get promoted and moved--
September 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
NOW LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STARTING UNTIL ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
August 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
{ #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #alphalive

α:> announce
α:\announce>😘.bat

=STREAM IN AN HOUR=

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! (In a few hours...)

Come and celebrate with me!
}
alphakasalobo - Twitch
Wolf VTuber // They/Them // A menace, problem and a threat.
www.twitch.tv
August 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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hotsexyblondes.ca
Anyways despite the fact that I haven't streamed in a while (too tired and too hot out...)

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 30TH!!!

SO ILL BE STREAMING TOMORROW UNTIL MIDNIGHT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

COME AND JOIN ME AT 7PM PST!!!

www.twitch.tv/alphakasalobo

#alphalive #vsky #envtuber
a birthday card with a girl and a cake that says happy birthday oomf
Alt: a birthday card with a girl and a cake that says happy birthday oomf
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Testing out my brand new leg day shoes 🥰

#kasalobosports #vfitness
August 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
hotsexyblondes.ca
Anyways despite the fact that I haven't streamed in a while (too tired and too hot out...)

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 30TH!!!

SO ILL BE STREAMING TOMORROW UNTIL MIDNIGHT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

COME AND JOIN ME AT 7PM PST!!!

www.twitch.tv/alphakasalobo

#alphalive #vsky #envtuber
a birthday card with a girl and a cake that says happy birthday oomf
Alt: a birthday card with a girl and a cake that says happy birthday oomf
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
hotsexyblondes.ca
American Race horse! Very sugoi, Very yeehaw!

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Black tank top and grey shorts with a black lifting belt and black and red lifting straps.
August 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM