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Y'all gay?
December 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Y'all get this shit poppin yet?
November 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I'm kinda shocked I don't have tattoos.. it's at the point where I don't ever think I'll get one lol
November 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Might be time to join a gang idk
November 21, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Manager took photos of the cruise they were on and I see a pineapple keychain on their luggage.
a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a house
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face in front of a house
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I need a volcanic bowl of pho
November 19, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Acclaimed Russian ballet dancer Vladimir Shklyarov has died at 39 after falling from the fifth floor of a building, a spokesperson said
Vladimir Shklyarov, Russian ballet star, dies aged 39 after falling from building
St Petersburg’s Mariinsky Theatre says dancer was taking painkillers for an injury and fell from fifth floor
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Acquired this random discipline over the last week. I'm strangely optimistic about sticking to my 2025 resolutions
November 17, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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This is a whitesky question.
8. Do you like your pet eat off your fork?! #blacksky
November 17, 2024 at 3:44 AM
What brand of collagen peptides do yall use?
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Yea there's no movie better than Interstellar
November 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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My fave Block / Mutelists.
Open a list, hold subscribe. Mute & block will pop up.

Reminder that blocks are nuclear, so I'd try mute first. Blocks go into the abyss. Both include followers/following.

Pt1:
T*ry Lanez stans bsky.app/profile/did:...

Chris Br*wn stans bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
Police in Horry County, South Carolina, said this week that they are searching for two missing emus that have been evading capture for months: "We are not emu-sed."
www.cbsnews.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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racism knows no bounds
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I remember when Sia made good music ;(
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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cuz why are you crying abt the consequences of ur actions at 50 years old😭✌🏿 she is insane
Tamron was looking at Kenya like she was a pile of horseshit this entire segment 😭😭😭
November 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Strap up.
November 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Do you know you have 30 minutes?
November 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Happy CrazySexyCool Day to all those who participate.

this is a safe space for Switch + Take Our Time hive ONLY.
November 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
There's a dog outside that sounds like Sheree
November 15, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Y'all are shy
November 15, 2024 at 2:38 PM
LNX not even cracking 200k views.. yea the timeline shifted
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I'll be in a nursing home making the microsoft teams sound in the corner
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 PM