how come "bang bros" isn't about gay sex but "sean & cody" is?

findom but i force you to learn good spending habits and balance your checkbook and then you give me money

this is what i imagine drifter deadlock looks like without that stupid hat

my favorite thing to do after i eat something too spicy is pipe whipped cream into my mouth and then start licking it off my fingers like it's someone's nut

im like a vampire except i turn cum into sucked cum