Jaymes Buckman
@hotapollo.bsky.social
Glam Rock Demigod (also actor, model, poet, superhero)
https://linktr.ee/HotApollo
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For a moment I was like
Why is there a safari hat on the counter?
Why is there a safari hat on the counter?
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
For a moment I was like
Why is there a safari hat on the counter?
Why is there a safari hat on the counter?
you would not believe your socks
if ten million firehawks
if ten million firehawks
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
you would not believe your socks
if ten million firehawks
if ten million firehawks
Destiny is calling me to cut my bangs. I might have to block destiny’s number; I don’t think bangs would work for me
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Destiny is calling me to cut my bangs. I might have to block destiny’s number; I don’t think bangs would work for me
So New Mexico is actually a real place?
I thought it was some sci-fi thing like Neo Tokyo or Nueva York
I thought it was some sci-fi thing like Neo Tokyo or Nueva York
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So New Mexico is actually a real place?
I thought it was some sci-fi thing like Neo Tokyo or Nueva York
I thought it was some sci-fi thing like Neo Tokyo or Nueva York
Sometimes you gotta hold a homie’s sword
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Sometimes you gotta hold a homie’s sword
I think part of the reason I love Marvel movies
(apart from being a lifelong comic geek)
is that I too find it hard to say anything serious without undercutting it with silliness right after
(apart from being a lifelong comic geek)
is that I too find it hard to say anything serious without undercutting it with silliness right after
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think part of the reason I love Marvel movies
(apart from being a lifelong comic geek)
is that I too find it hard to say anything serious without undercutting it with silliness right after
(apart from being a lifelong comic geek)
is that I too find it hard to say anything serious without undercutting it with silliness right after
Had a nightmare last night where I got added back to the group chat
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Had a nightmare last night where I got added back to the group chat
I went on a date recently and I thought it was going kinda well but I think I fumbled it when she asked if I ate soup
And I was like “no, I don’t eat soup”
She didn’t text me back after that
And I was like “no, I don’t eat soup”
She didn’t text me back after that
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I went on a date recently and I thought it was going kinda well but I think I fumbled it when she asked if I ate soup
And I was like “no, I don’t eat soup”
She didn’t text me back after that
And I was like “no, I don’t eat soup”
She didn’t text me back after that
How can I be expected to
Integrate the Shadow Self
under these conditions?
Integrate the Shadow Self
under these conditions?
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How can I be expected to
Integrate the Shadow Self
under these conditions?
Integrate the Shadow Self
under these conditions?
I’m not trying to judge anyone but I don’t really understand p*rn because I don’t want to watch anyone have s3x unless one or both of them is me
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m not trying to judge anyone but I don’t really understand p*rn because I don’t want to watch anyone have s3x unless one or both of them is me
What’s it called when you’re a sugar baby but instead of money you want attention and instead of a sugar daddy it’s the whole world?
I think I’m that
I think I’m that
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What’s it called when you’re a sugar baby but instead of money you want attention and instead of a sugar daddy it’s the whole world?
I think I’m that
I think I’m that
Tbh I’m a little obscene to myself too
But like in kind of a hot way
But like in kind of a hot way
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Tbh I’m a little obscene to myself too
But like in kind of a hot way
But like in kind of a hot way
Maturity is realizing when you’ve been Single White Female’d ✨
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Maturity is realizing when you’ve been Single White Female’d ✨
Life is weird because like how do I know so many people who’ve transitioned but it seems like the only person I know who’s legally changed their name is a cis woman from Poland who got tired of Starbucks baristas misspelling her name ?
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Life is weird because like how do I know so many people who’ve transitioned but it seems like the only person I know who’s legally changed their name is a cis woman from Poland who got tired of Starbucks baristas misspelling her name ?
Trolling the dark forces of the universe by refusing to become cynical and choosing to bring as much light and joy and, yes, whimsy into the world as I can ✨
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trolling the dark forces of the universe by refusing to become cynical and choosing to bring as much light and joy and, yes, whimsy into the world as I can ✨
Fourteen words? How about these fourteen words:
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Gerard Forever 🖤
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Gerard Forever 🖤
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fourteen words? How about these fourteen words:
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Gerard Forever 🖤
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Gerard Forever 🖤
When people are like “everyone’s a little autistic” and “everyone’s a little bisexual”
I’m thinking “everyone’s a little nonbinary”
But y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
I’m thinking “everyone’s a little nonbinary”
But y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When people are like “everyone’s a little autistic” and “everyone’s a little bisexual”
I’m thinking “everyone’s a little nonbinary”
But y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
I’m thinking “everyone’s a little nonbinary”
But y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re the trans pride Animorphs gender neutral bathroom sign?
(Low key want to get a group together to do this costume next year)
(Low key want to get a group together to do this costume next year)
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re the trans pride Animorphs gender neutral bathroom sign?
(Low key want to get a group together to do this costume next year)
(Low key want to get a group together to do this costume next year)
Omg y’all I just noticed this rabbit pumpkin on my street
I loooove him 💗
I loooove him 💗
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Omg y’all I just noticed this rabbit pumpkin on my street
I loooove him 💗
I loooove him 💗
Maybe I need to be dommed, I could use a break from making decisions
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Maybe I need to be dommed, I could use a break from making decisions
Me: makes a few posts about breaking up with my boyfriend
Facebook targeted advertising: say no more
Facebook targeted advertising: say no more
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Me: makes a few posts about breaking up with my boyfriend
Facebook targeted advertising: say no more
Facebook targeted advertising: say no more
I feel like usually when I dream other people in the dream aren’t extremely well realized unless they’re people I know
But I just had a dream that I was on a date with some guy I’ve never seen before and he was extremely detailed physically and emotionally
And I didn’t like him much
But I just had a dream that I was on a date with some guy I’ve never seen before and he was extremely detailed physically and emotionally
And I didn’t like him much
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I feel like usually when I dream other people in the dream aren’t extremely well realized unless they’re people I know
But I just had a dream that I was on a date with some guy I’ve never seen before and he was extremely detailed physically and emotionally
And I didn’t like him much
But I just had a dream that I was on a date with some guy I’ve never seen before and he was extremely detailed physically and emotionally
And I didn’t like him much
Too babygirl to live, too kawaii to die ✨
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Too babygirl to live, too kawaii to die ✨
The new Hot Apollo album is already up for preorder (DM me or check out our website, Hot Apollo dot com)
But it’s out NOW if you’re in Kentucky
And our Halloween music video’s out tomorrow
🧡
But it’s out NOW if you’re in Kentucky
And our Halloween music video’s out tomorrow
🧡
October 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The new Hot Apollo album is already up for preorder (DM me or check out our website, Hot Apollo dot com)
But it’s out NOW if you’re in Kentucky
And our Halloween music video’s out tomorrow
🧡
But it’s out NOW if you’re in Kentucky
And our Halloween music video’s out tomorrow
🧡