“H-Help out a steed in need?” 🥴🐴💦 Whinny~

This piece was curated by the hung & talented bsky.naudiz.dog

Welcome to your first introduction into the world of Equine Therapy . . .

Now take a hold of these & tell me what’s been on your mind, champ—

😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~

I̮͎͍̭̰̱̹̗̯̭̬̺̖͕̻̼ͤͣͬ̎͌̆̈́ͮ͌͋͆̈́́͊ͥ̑̓̔́̍ͤ͌̾͑̕̚͜͢͜t̥_̧̺̜̮͙̥͙͍͈̯̟̮̜̀̓̾̇̀ͪ́ͣͨͪ̚͜͡ͅ’͓̗̖̤̩͉͇͊̿̆̾ͤͮ̚͟͡͝s̴̠̗̬̜͇͖̒̒ͪ͗͒̄͐͆ ẗ̷͍͚̦̤̝͙̞̞̮̩̟̗̖̺̯̤̯̥̓͐̂̈́ͤ̊̽̈͂ͭ͊̄͋̅̑ͬ͂͜͝ͅh̵̴̸̴̸̴̨̛̥̳͍͎̖̫͈ͤ̉͌̎̔ͩ̾̂́ͮ̄͗̈́ͮͯ͜e̢̛͙̟̭̬͈̻͇̯̅̌ͦͥͧ̀ͫ̀̏͐̑͌̅̇ͯͩͬ̿̔̉̂ͬ̕͢͞ͅͅ s̨͈̝̞̭̓́͂ͤ̏ͤ̚_̵̛͆i̸̼̣̤̙̝͉̠͊̓́̏̌̂̒ͣ̄͢͞͞͞g̷̗̝͕͔̣̿͑̀ͫͨn̷̷̵̶̗͍͊̃̇̌̈́ͫ̔̏̕͟ o̢̝̫̝̤̭̰̞̣̒̃̄͐̀́̐̍̐̒̀͜͜͢͞͝͡f̝̖͊̎͛́̾ͮ t̵̝̗̤̘̜̠̦̳ͫ́ͨ̆͛̽_̢̹̼ͦ͑ͭ͛̈́ḩ̵̷̢̧̛̛̤͓͖̪̝͍̲͎̦͉̣͉̥̞̫͇̐̌ͩ̅̊ͣͣ̔̅ͣ͑ͤ̓̅̽͡͠_̨̡̹̐e̬ d̵̵̛̯̯͍̗̯̞̥ͧͤ̂͗̀̃ͥ̊ͦ̿͞͝e͊v̯̅͗_̶̸̠̥̜̹̻̺͊ͭ̓ͮ̃͑͂͑̀̔͢͜ī̢̹̩͕ͮ̈́͢l̬ &̶̷̨̢̛̠͕̺̭̠̹͕͊͗̌̉̋ͪ͗ͧ̓̂͂̍̆ͅ y̷̢̨̬̞͕̣͔̱͔̼ͩ̓ͤ͋͂̓̐̄ͭ͂ͭ̇̄̆̿̐͢͟ͅͅȏ̶̧̢̩͈̰̳̳͎͖̭̈̅͌̅̾͊̀̇̍̒͘͜u̵̢̩̞̹̳͎̹̅̊͜͝ m̵̴̢̛͇̳̬͈̭̼̰̙͖͔͖͆͛̓ͧ͒̇̈͐ͧͬͯ̄ͥ̽ͨ̊͜͜͝u͍̼̼̳͋̎ͣ̈͆ͩ͂ͤş̸̸̷̙̱̭̥̜̺̝̣̳͉̹͖̖̭͎̭͎͎ͪ̂ͯ̎̈́̍ͮ͋͊̇̋̾̓̐̏ͥ͘̕̚͟t̴̷̨̨̙͕̮̰̳͈͍̟̫͙̃̓ͤ̌͌̅̋̾ͤ̑̀͆̓ͩͨ͊̀̚͘͢ͅ w̷̷̨͔̫̖̝̗̟̬̃͗ͫ̑̍͛̇͟_̢̼́ͧo͉̰̥̹͇̒̚ŗ̸̷̶̢͖͇̜͕͙͚͍̬̬̳̩͍̮͇̭̈́̀̊̈́ͦ͆̈̅͗ͭ̏̀̌̃̿̈́̄̃͂̎͆͟͝͞s̥̻̭̱̄ͦ͐̅ͨ̃́̄h̴̨̼̬̰̟͚̗͕͈͉̙̩͙̔̋̊ͭͮ͐̊̀̓̒ͪͯ̀ͬ͐͘͟͡͞į̵̦̎̃ͤ͗̂͑p̶̴͓̩̦̭̮̳̩̽ͦ̊̎ͫ̆͠ Ḥ̻̖̜͕̯ͥ̾͑̄̍̃̉ͬ͗̍̈́͞͞͝O̢̝͓͍̹̓́ͦ͋̒͟ͅŔ̨͎̼͕̬͔͔͍̩̈́ͤͫͪ̌̉̉͆ͦͧ͆͘͢͢͡S̴̸͉̙̗͈̠͍͉̘ͩ̔̂̓͊͋͜ͅȆ̸̷̷̗̤̗̪̟̩̝̖̜̪̞́͒͂͒́͊̀̓͛̀ͧ͊̽͐̂̀͘̚S

Of course I’m certified—if you’re referring to Equine Therapy, that is 👀🐴💦 Whinny~

This isn’t what I meant when I asked to be ‘locked-up all night in the stable’ . . .

🔒😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Horses + Plastic = Makeshift Breeding Mount

It’s the perfect trap to keep’em busy for hours~

😵‍💫🐴💦 Whinny~

The requests I get down at the stable . . . here’s to hoping there are apples involved 😤🐴💦 Snort~

How’s a horse suppose to get any work done ‘round the stable with all these musky ‘dick’stractions’ keepin’ me busy? 😮‍💨🐴💦

Snort~

What is it—I’m looking for again?

I don’t think it’s here—are you sure?

I suppose I’ll keep at it—what’re YOU doing over there?

👀🐴🍩💦 Whinny~

What’s a horse hafta’ to do to get some sniffs-n’-cuddles ‘round here?

Snort~ ❤️🐴💦

“Before I leapt, I should have seen the view from halfway down.”

-Bojack Horseman ❤️🐴

“You didn’t know me & you fell in love with me, & now you know me.”

-Bojack Horseman ❤️🐴

“We judge others on their actions. We judge ourselves on our intentions.”

-Bojack Horseman ❤️🐴

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Neigh~

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Well—I wasn’t trying to be too loud—I hope the scent isn’t TOO overwhelming 😵‍💫🐴🥚🥚💦

Snort~

It’s not as if I have hooves & I need YOU to help 😮‍💨🐴💦

Whinny~

It’s not like—anyone’s around 👀🐴😮‍💨💦

Snort~

When you’re gamin’ with a horse—this is who you’re losin’ too 😋🐴💦

Neigh~

"It doesn't get better and it doesn't get easier. I can't keep lying to myself, saying that I'm going to change . . . I have nothing to show for the life that I've lived, & I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me."

-Bojack Horseman

I think—I’m gonna be Bojack Horseman for Halloween 😋❤️🐴

Neigh~

This lil’ guys name is ‘Omino’—because he’s my pal 🥹❤️🐴 Neigh~

The best part of the evening is when I get to finally relax, play a game, eat some ‘sugar cubes’, wear my weights, & feel like a heavy-hanging stud 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~

Zebra-meat can be tantalizing—please don’t EAT me 🥴🦓💦 Snort~

I’m a zebra today—& I ain’t lion ‘bout that 😮‍💨🦓💦

It’s the little things in life that make me bray 🥴🦓💦