"Did you or did you not swing that golf club while completely naked?"

"I don't have to answer that."

I only find theo von funny if I'm turbo high.

Thought about joining Threads by Instagram but couldn't decide which one of my kids to sacrifice to Zuckerberg per the User Agreements.

Placeholder Thread for your Best Blurry Firework Photos

Blurriest photo wins. Let's have a blurry year, my friends. 🍻🇺🇸

We doing this?

So bummed Greggy ruined Greggy for me by actually being a Disgusting Brother.

Ok Bluesky, what's your best "high idea" that you later realized was dumb as hell?

The other night I overindulged & I thought only having to pay taxes if your candidate won the election was brilliant because it would force us away from the 2 Party System.

Woke up & realized I'm a moron.

Is there a rule that says I have to screenshot some dumb shit that Elon said for me to be on this app?

Instructions unclear.

Making a post just to remember what it's like to not have instant bot responses.