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I am the Word of God and the Word of God is waiting in the brady parking lot to pick up their chicken tendies
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I am the Word of God and the Word of God is waiting in the brady parking lot to pick up their chicken tendies
2025 fuck you that sucked so bad gargle my unproportionally large ballsack
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
2025 fuck you that sucked so bad gargle my unproportionally large ballsack
naming my kid Nominative Determinism to see what happens
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
naming my kid Nominative Determinism to see what happens
this is what it feel like talking about my (abyssmal) mental health
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
this is what it feel like talking about my (abyssmal) mental health
@fitzsi.bsky.social i forgot about the bit I was doing where every time I replied to you I would put “inflates you making you big and round” at the end. Im so sorry Im so fucking sorry Im sorry. *inflates you making you big and round*
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@fitzsi.bsky.social i forgot about the bit I was doing where every time I replied to you I would put “inflates you making you big and round” at the end. Im so sorry Im so fucking sorry Im sorry. *inflates you making you big and round*
someone on here said this what they feel like when they see one monkey ever 😂😂😂😂 repork if you relate
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
someone on here said this what they feel like when they see one monkey ever 😂😂😂😂 repork if you relate
I need to be the sexiest person at this physical therapy office
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I need to be the sexiest person at this physical therapy office
I am a beast at wikipedia speedruns. an absolute demon. a monster even, if you will
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am a beast at wikipedia speedruns. an absolute demon. a monster even, if you will
its find the Will to Live Wednesday
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
its find the Will to Live Wednesday
learning. deepening my mind. pondering the infinite unknown and daring to peek into its cold black heart
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
learning. deepening my mind. pondering the infinite unknown and daring to peek into its cold black heart
thank you @slopfeast.bsky.social for these inspiring words
October 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
thank you @slopfeast.bsky.social for these inspiring words
this is me tomorrow. (i hope)
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
this is me tomorrow. (i hope)
good evening gamers!!!! i am first in line
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
good evening gamers!!!! i am first in line
Hoboken I am in you
September 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hoboken I am in you
they call me No Like Mike
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
they call me No Like Mike
boy turn that clairo up and get yourself a beet
July 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
boy turn that clairo up and get yourself a beet
its been 3 weeks without girlfriend 😔 (torture) (evil) (hell on earth)
July 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
its been 3 weeks without girlfriend 😔 (torture) (evil) (hell on earth)
slowly everything I own is becoming forest green I no longer buy things that aren’t green. help
May 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
slowly everything I own is becoming forest green I no longer buy things that aren’t green. help
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i miss pope posting. can they choose a new one again
May 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i miss pope posting. can they choose a new one again
