Horse-Alligator
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Some people claim he’s an okay guy
32 he/him
32 he/him
Roleplaying a trash compactor as I bring my weight down on a bag of leaves to make room for more leaves
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Roleplaying a trash compactor as I bring my weight down on a bag of leaves to make room for more leaves
Pictures from the aurora last night, feat. some of my favorite trees
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pictures from the aurora last night, feat. some of my favorite trees
I dreamed I had a cat named Emineminem but I didn’t tell anybody that it was short for Magical Mister Mistoffelees
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I dreamed I had a cat named Emineminem but I didn’t tell anybody that it was short for Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Made a new friend today and they gave me the parting gift of this amazing action shot
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Made a new friend today and they gave me the parting gift of this amazing action shot
Joyous album release day to all. Like a lunar eclipse arriving on a super moon, The Mountain Goats and Radical Face both have new records out today to the wonder and delight of one such as myself.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Joyous album release day to all. Like a lunar eclipse arriving on a super moon, The Mountain Goats and Radical Face both have new records out today to the wonder and delight of one such as myself.
My mustache is a proud statement that I’m only able to put sustained effort into things that are silly.
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My mustache is a proud statement that I’m only able to put sustained effort into things that are silly.
Did y’all know Halloween is Grinch Night?
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Did y’all know Halloween is Grinch Night?
Primo kite-flying weather
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Primo kite-flying weather
One time I found a beautiful seven-leafed clover, just like on that future show. I even laminated it and everything. I lost it though, I was using it as a bookmark and carelessly returned it to the library. At least I can take comfort in the fact that it’s in good librarian hands now.
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
One time I found a beautiful seven-leafed clover, just like on that future show. I even laminated it and everything. I lost it though, I was using it as a bookmark and carelessly returned it to the library. At least I can take comfort in the fact that it’s in good librarian hands now.
I feel like Thor would be pretty jazzed about the human invention of “Thirsty Thursday”
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I feel like Thor would be pretty jazzed about the human invention of “Thirsty Thursday”
My first work interaction today was an old lady saying to me “I don’t like you… want to know why? Because you’re young.” Well damn, Susan, I’m working on it as fast as I can
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My first work interaction today was an old lady saying to me “I don’t like you… want to know why? Because you’re young.” Well damn, Susan, I’m working on it as fast as I can
Rainy afternoon, gonna make myself a cup of tea and read the manga adaptation of Shadow over Innsmouth
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Rainy afternoon, gonna make myself a cup of tea and read the manga adaptation of Shadow over Innsmouth
Got some spare luck here if anyone needs it
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Got some spare luck here if anyone needs it
I have dice in my pocket too, and I ain’t afeared to show ‘em to anybody
a group of people sitting in a courtroom including a woman wearing a fedora
Alt: Seriously though, have you seen Brian’s hat?
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October 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have dice in my pocket too, and I ain’t afeared to show ‘em to anybody
The thoughts are esoteric today. If we lived in a healthy society I’d be dealing with them comfortably in my hermitage but things are terrible and I have to work a job.
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The thoughts are esoteric today. If we lived in a healthy society I’d be dealing with them comfortably in my hermitage but things are terrible and I have to work a job.
I wonder how many bass amps this old pawn shop has sold. After today, it’s at least one.
September 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I wonder how many bass amps this old pawn shop has sold. After today, it’s at least one.
I’m shorting the markets but I’m longing for you
September 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m shorting the markets but I’m longing for you
Last week someone told me I had a voluptuous mane and I thought the rapture had come early the way I felt lighter than air
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Last week someone told me I had a voluptuous mane and I thought the rapture had come early the way I felt lighter than air
Another successful Hawk Walk today
September 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Another successful Hawk Walk today
Turns out it was a sort of “reverse Left Behind” where only Nicolas Cage got raptured
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Turns out it was a sort of “reverse Left Behind” where only Nicolas Cage got raptured
Would you still love me if I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm?
September 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Would you still love me if I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm?
Paul Atreides showing his father how he can flick his wrist to make the yo-yo return to his hand:
Paul Atreides Dune GIF
Alt: Paul Atreides Dune GIF
“The sleeper has awakened!”
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September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Paul Atreides showing his father how he can flick his wrist to make the yo-yo return to his hand:
Grasshopper? More like asphalt-walker. You’re 0 for 2, buddy
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Grasshopper? More like asphalt-walker. You’re 0 for 2, buddy
Someone just told me I look like I should be in a band. That, my friend, is called manifesting.
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Someone just told me I look like I should be in a band. That, my friend, is called manifesting.