Horrible Keyboards
horriblekeyboards.bsky.social
Horrible Keyboards
@horriblekeyboards.bsky.social
A page dedicated to the worst that the mechanical keyboard community has to offer.
the sad thing is this abomination still makes more sense and is more usable than some of the other shit I've posted

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November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Not a keyboard itself but this is the most cursed fucking layout I've ever seen by a wide mile.

#keyboard #mechanicalkeyboard #mechanicalkeyboards #keyboardlayout #cursed
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If you think this counts as touching grass then you are beyond help

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November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
holy shit. this is awful taste AND execution! like REALLY awful. this might be the worst fucking keyboard yet, y'all

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October 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I am both amazed at and terrified of anyone who could go faster than 5 wpm on this abomination without making an outrageous number of typos.

This isn't a horrible keyboard, it's just fucking insane.

#keyboard #atleastithinkthatsakeyboard #insanekeyboard
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
what a fucking eyesore—between the case, keycaps, deskmat, and cable, literally nothing fucking matches. none of this looks good together.

but none of that even comes close to that fucking spacebar... decision

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October 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I love it when something is a fucking pain in the dick to both make and use. This checks both boxes!

Also, check out that bottom row. The layout of an absolute psychopath.

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October 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
this person is effectively announcing that they've given up on ever getting laid and I think that's sad

#keyboard #mechanicalkeyboard #mechanicalkeyboards #horriblekeyboards #uglykeyboards #weeabootrash #weebtrash
October 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a perfectly normal keyboard that is in no way an eyesore or disaster at all

#keyboard #mechanicalkeyboard #mechanicalkeyboards #horriblekeyboards #ortholinearkeyboard #ortholinearkeyboards #ortholinear
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"why can't you just be normal??"
- this person's parents

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September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
you know what? I'm not even mad about this one, just impressed. you do you, dude.

#keyboard #mechanicalkeyboard #mechanicalkeyboards #horriblekeyboards #toomanykeys #youdoyou
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
yes, the spacebar is on the top row

I guess it's not really so bad that the earth's ability to sustain industrial civilization is coming to an end after all

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September 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
yeah, I COULD have a full set of number keys, or I could have this neat little graphic! easy choice, right?

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September 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
September 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
"I carry a compact keyboard with me wherever I go just in case"
-people who desperately need to touch grass

#keyboard #mechanicalkeyboard #mechanicalkeyboards #horriblekeyboards #touchgrass
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The space for the other number keys is RIGHT FUCKING THERE, but no, let's print our company name there in some ugly ass font instead.

AND YOU FUCKING BOUGHT IT

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

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September 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ctrl+s? Alt+Tab? Who needs em when you can have MOAR SPACEBAR!!

#keyboard #mechanicalkeyboard #mechanicalkeyboards #horriblekeyboards #toomuchspacebar
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
sure, okay, why the fuck not. does it leave a huge key unstabilized? yes. does it leave your shitty stabs exposed? yes. does it look horribly stupid? yes. but at least it lets your dumbfuck LED lights through! way to go, dipshit.

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September 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
September 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
look, I hate myself too, but there are far better ways to self sabotage

#keyboard #mechanicalkeyboard #mechanicalkeyboards #horriblekeyboards #wheresthefuckingspacebar #ortholinear
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
September 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM