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Jonathan Hirshon
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'The Guru of Silicon Valley' - an accolade awarded by BusinessWeek. Poet, epicurean, eccentric, scholar and INTJ. Proud Kentucky Colonel and a CA Master Mason.

Also writes the acclaimed recipe/history blog The Food Dictator - www.thefooddictator.com
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February 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Citizens! This Recipe Will Steal Your Heart Just As Efficiently As #Maduro Himself Was Spirited Away: Know The Savor (And American Spin) Of The Hirshon Revolutionary Venezuelan Arepa With Pulled Pork! – Arepa Rumbera www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Venezuela #Arepa #Arepas
The Hirshon Revolutionary Venezuelan Arepa with Pulled Pork – Arepa Rumbera
Citizens, the recent situation in Venezuela prompted this particular recipe posting, ironically inspired by a meme that crossed my path yesterday! Regardless of your opinion on the situation, one thin...
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January 7, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Citizens! The Mighty Dragons Of China Are Placated Every Year By Lesser Versions Of This Recipe - You MUST Try The Hirshon Imperial Chinese Pork Zongzi (Savory Sticky Rice Dumplings)! – 鲜肉粽子 www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipes #Recipe #Chinesefood #Dragonboat #Zongzi #China #Dumplings
The Hirshon Imperial Chinese Pork Zongzi (Savory Sticky Rice Dumplings) – 鲜肉粽子
Citizens - 西方新年快乐! For those who don't read Putonghua, that means "Happy Western-style New Year!" - and all indications I have divined in the I Ching ideograms indicate that 2026 will be a MIGHTY year
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January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Citizens! Bend The Knee Before The Old-School Glory That ALONE Is The Hirshon French Mustard Chicken Breasts! – Poulet à La Moutarde Française www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Frenchcuisine #Chicken #Frenchfood #Burgundy #France #Dijon #Bresse #OG #Oldschool #Classic
The Hirshon French Mustard Chicken Breasts – Poulet à La Moutarde Française
Citizens - the final twilight of 2025 is darkening into an indigo-tinged night and I - the Nabob of New Year's Eve, YOUR TFD! - have most definitely heard your unmatched adulation for old-school Frenc...
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January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Citizens! The Great Food Equalizer For NYC Residents Across Social Strata Is Now A Genuine Cross-Cultural Experience! Enjoy The Hirshon NYC Melting Pot Chopped Cheese Sandwich for Zohran #Mamdani Without Delay! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Bodega #ChoppedCheese #NYC #Chopcheese
The Hirshon NYC Melting Pot Chopped Cheese Sandwich for Zohran Mamdani
My Citizens! The end of the year is upon us - and after two classic recipes of haute French cuisine, I have decided to allow the pendulum to swing ALL the way to the other
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December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Citizens! Join The OG Culinary Set - Make Any Of These Three Sauce Variants That Comprise The Hirshon Classic and Modern Demi-Glace and Meat Glaze! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Frenchfood #Frenchcuisine #Sauce #Sauces #Saucier #Demi-Glace #Demiglace #Glacedeviande
The Hirshon Classic and Modern Demi-Glace and Meat Glaze – Demi-glace Classique et Moderne – Recette d’Escoffier à l’Ancienne, Version Moderne et Glaçage de Viande
Citizens - in a rare daily double post, I was sadly reminded in My previous recipe for beef Bourguignon that My previous source for demi-glace - a necessity in many of My finest recipes -
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December 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Citizens! The Hirshon Definitive Beef Bourguignon, in the Style of Julia Child Has FINALLY Graced Your Presence With Its Unmatched Savor! – Boeuf à la Bourguignon www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Stew #French #Frenchfood #Frenchcuisine #Bourguignon #Beef
The Hirshon Definitive Beef Bourguignon, in the Style of Julia Child – Boeuf à la Bourguignon
My GLORIOUS Citizens of TFD Nation - attend and pay heed, for a classical French recipe is making a rare appearance for your gastronomic pleasure! I speak of nothing less than the peasant dish that
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December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Citizens! Veni, Vidi, Vici: Tremble Before Both The Imperial Majesty And The Unmatched Authenticity SOLELY Exemplified Within The Hirshon Ancient Roman Meat and Vegetable Soup with Barley! – Tisana Barrica www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #AncientRome #Soup #HistoricalRecipe
The Hirshon Ancient Roman Meat and Vegetable Soup with Barley – Tisana Barrica
Citizens! The yuletide holiday is nearly upon us - and the Praetor of Prowess, YOUR TFD! - has spent the last few evenings binging one of His favorite history reality shows: Forged in Fire! The
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December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Citizens! Bask In The Umami Heat That Alone Is Exemplified By The Hirshon Smoky Taberu Rayu (Japanese-Style Chili Oil with Solids)! – 食べるラー油 www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Japan #Japanesefood #Ramen #Spicy #Rayu
The Hirshon Smoky Taberu Rayu (Japanese-Style Chili Oil with Solids) – 食べるラー油
Citizens! The Chieftain of Chilis, the Hegano of Heat - YOUR TFD! - today once again dons His asbestos suit and welding goggles to bring you another recipe guaranteed to rouse even the most somnambula...
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December 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Citizens! Behold In Reverent Awe The Authentic Piscine Glory That Is The Hirshon ULTIMATE Ensenada Baja Fish Tacos! – Tacos de Pescada de Baja Ensenada www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Mexicanfood #Fishtaco #Fishtacos #Taco #Tacos
The Hirshon ULTIMATE Ensenada Baja Fish Tacos – Tacos de Pescada de Baja Ensenada
My glorious and gastronomically-superlative Citizens of TFD Nation - greetings to you all as I race to finish My final recipes before the turn of the New Year! Long-time readers are well aware that I
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December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Citizens! Bend The Knee Before The Exceptional Breeding And Nobility Found Solely Within The Hirshon Haute Dutch Eggnog! – Advocaat www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Dutch #Holland #Netherlands #Advocaat #Eggnog #Drinks #Drink
The Hirshon Haute Dutch Eggnog – Advocaat
Citizens! The Holiday season is once again upon us in earnest, and few things delight the palate and gastronomic soul of the Earl of Eggnog more than the ritual imbibing of this December treat (and
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December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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🦃 Citizens! Enjoy What Is UNQUESTIONABLY The Finest Set Of #Thanksgiving #Recipes You Will Ever Read OR Eat - Or Need! Enjoy The Hirshon Ultimate Thanksgiving Feast – 2025 Edition Without Further Delay! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Turkeyday #Turkey
The Hirshon Ultimate Thanksgiving Feast – 2025 Edition
Citizens! The holiday season is once again upon us, and it is with a mixture of reverence, awe and more-than-a-bit of surprising wistfulness (see the last paragraph as to why) that I share what will
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November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Citizens! Kiss The Symbolic (And Actual) Cardinal's Ring As I Did On Saturday - Know The Flavorful Benison SOLELY Granted By The Hirshon Italian Salerno Cardinal’s Cake! – Scazzetta del Cardinale www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Italy #Italianfood #HolySee #Vatican
The Hirshon Italian Salerno Cardinal’s Cake – Scazzetta del Cardinale
Citizens - today is a red letter day for the Regent of Revolution! I am honored to share with you that while visiting Lisbon over the weekend, I had the privilege to attend a gala
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November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Citizens! November In Helsinki's Miserable Weather ALONE Justifies Today's Recipe Post For Warming Finnish Comfort Food: Savor The Gustatory Triumph That Is The Hirshon Gourmet Finnish Hot Dog Sauce! – Nakkikastike www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Slush2025 #HotDog #Finland
The Hirshon Gourmet Finnish Hot Dog Sauce – Nakkikastike
Citizens! I will shortly be in the mighty city of Helsinki for the VERY appropriately named tech startup event known as Slush! If you've never been to Finland in late November, that's all you need
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November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Citizens! Go OLD-SCHOOL And Savor The Unmatched Garlic-Laden Love Child Between #Kentucky #KFC and #Korean KFC: Try The Hirshon Tongdak-Style Fried #Garlic Chicken With Garlic Sauce With No Further Hesitation! – 옛날통닭 www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Friedchicken #Koreanfood
The Hirshon Old-School Korean KFC – Tongdak-Style Fried Garlic Chicken With Garlic Sauce – 옛날통닭
My GLORIOUS Citizens of TFD Nation - attend, for the King of Korean cuisine has descended from the Diamond Mountain to bring you not "Morning Calm" but "Evening Excitement" instead with a dish that de...
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November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Citizens! Walk The Diamond-Strewn Royal Road Of Awadhi Indian Cuisine With Me: Do Not Fear The Complexity Of The Hirshon Awadhi Nihari Meat Stew With Fragrant Sheermal Bread! – शीरमल ब्रेड के साथ अवधी निहारी www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Awadhi #Indianfood #Nihari #Lucknow #India
The Hirshon Awadhi Nihari Meat Stew with Fragrant Sheermal Bread – शीरमल ब्रेड के साथ अवधी निहारी
My glorious Citizens! As you are all aware, I am an avid scholar of gastronomic history and I find it eminently fascinating when I can see how two dishes that sprang from the same source
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October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Citizens! Unleash The Contrarian Within & Embrace The Delicious Trenton-Based Heresy That Is Exemplified By The Hirshon New Jersey Tomato Pie Pizza with Sausage and Herbed Garlic Oil! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #NewJersey #Trenton #TrentonTomatoPie #NewJerseyTomatoPie
The Hirshon New Jersey Tomato Pie Pizza with Sausage and Herbed Garlic Oil
My supremely superlative Citizenry - I, the Monarch of Manhattan, the Qore of Queens, the Bey of the Bronx, the Basileus of Brooklyn and the Sultan of Staten Island, must now make a most difficult
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October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Citizens! This Recipe Is Such a #Utah Institution That It Even Made Its Way Into #TheBookOfMormon - But The Only Sacrilege In This Delicious #Burger Is NOT TO MAKE IT! Enjoy The Hirshon Utah #Pastrami Burger SUPREME! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Hamburger #Cheeseburger
The Hirshon Utah Pastrami Burger SUPREME
My superlative Citizens - pay heed, sally forth in formation and once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! The stars have aligned, great Cthulhu stirs within the watery deep of R'lyeh and th...
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October 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Citizens! The Retro Majesty Of Green Goddess Meets The Resolute Richness Of The Humble Side of Mashed Potatoes - TREMBLE Before The Fusion Glory Solely Manifested Within The Hirshon Green Goddess Mashed Potatoes! www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #GreenGoddess #MashedPotatoes
The Hirshon Green Goddess Mashed Potatoes
My beloved Citizens! Today, I am honored to share with you a rare recipe within My canon - a recipe with no real historical provenance, but one that is indeed a delicious alternative to the
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October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Citizens! The Wheel Of Karma Has Now Most Assuredly Turned In Your Favor - Experience The Sublime Majesty That ALONE Is Made Manifest In The Hirshon Sepen Tibetan Hot Sauce! – སེ་པན་ www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Tibet #Sepen #HotSauce #Condiment #Condiments #ITBURNS
The Hirshon Sepen Tibetan Hot Sauce – སེ་པན་
My most glorious and LOYAL CITIZENS - attend, and be prepared to receive a most holy sacrament, one replete with both mystical as well as social import! This post will ensure the faithful transmission...
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October 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Citizens! The Savor Of My Latest Recipe Triumph Would Assuredly Generate A Nod Of Approval From Any Finn - Know The Glory That ALONE Is The Hirshon Finnish Smoky Mustard With Cognac! – Savusinappia Ja Konjakkia www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Condiment #Mustard #Smoky
The Hirshon Finnish Smoky Mustard With Cognac – Savusinappia Ja Konjakkia
Citizens - assemble and attend, for I have deigned to once again descend from the Empyrean to deliver unto you all tidings of gastronomic beneficence, this time with My take on one of the great
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October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Live Updates: Hamas Says It Agrees to Release All Hostages in Gaza
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October 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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😔 Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o...
Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91
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October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Citizens! My Pain (Read The Post!) Is Assuredly Your Gain - Genuflect Before The Awe And Majesty That ALONE Is The Hirshon Conclusive Chicken Marsala! – Pollo Alla Marsala www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Italian #Chicken #Retro #Marsala
The Hirshon Conclusive Chicken Marsala – Pollo alla Marsala
My beloved Citizens of TFD Nation! I fear that I am hurtling through an abyss of physical and mental anguish with a torn rotator cuff in My shoulder that is incredibly painful, plus Major Depressive
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October 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Citizens! Genuflect Before The Singular And Majestic GLORY That ALONE Is The Hirshon ULTIMATE Dubai Paratha Smash Burger! – دبي باراثا سماش برجر www.thefooddictator.com/the-hirshon-...

#Recipe #Recipes #Dubai #UAE #Dubaifood #Burger #Smashburger #Parathasmashburger #Dubaiparathasmashburger #Viral
The Hirshon ULTIMATE Dubai Paratha Smash Burger – دبي باراثا سماش برجر
My glorious and appreciative Citizenry of TFD Nation - hasten and attend, for today I share a recipe of unique provenance as well as unspeakable savor and also a gustatory apotheosis to your taste bud...
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September 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM